Describe the hottest woman you fucked

>around 5'3 5'4 barefoot
>le nurd glasses
>looks like a cross between Penny Pax and Liz Vicious
>thin body with nice hips/butt

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I spoke to a cashier yesterday. She was kind of tall with short hair

Like OPs pic but with wavy hair and a thicker body (not fat).

get the fuck off this board. oregano

Oh, and she is 5'10.
Hnnnnnnnggggg I love my tall girls.

your fucking mum

>le baby's first green text xD

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u assume i've had sex

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havent we all? we are just memeing bro. ohhhh i see, nice yew got me ;)

5'11, biogeneticist and glamor model. Redhead, blue eyes, EDS, on the spectrum. Insanely intelligent which is why I never got the courage to ask her out again. I know, I failed.

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ye redheads are always so smart. i feel subhuman around them, rightfully so.

Bro this is Fun E

You forgot to describe the dick

Her tiny delicius body was a thing to die for, the biggest, tightest, firm bubble but, small perky tits, tiny waist, and petite complexion... It's been seven years and i still can't get over her...

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Pic related on the left was a single mommy i fucked the night we matched on OKCupid. Right is her pre-fitness post-pregnancy weight. She left her kids with gramgrams to drive to my house and fuck all night THE NIGHT WE MATCHED. Naked within 2 minutes of being inside. I put a condom on and she pulled it off. My raw cock inside of her only a few minutes after meeting the first time. I came inside her and then afterward asked if she was on the pill. When she said no it made me so hard I fucked her and jizzed in her a second time. She wasnt done cumming when my nuts were cashed out so i ate her out, creampie and all, as she came all over me. She squirted on my bed which is really mostly piss.

Shoutout to robots with single mommies who stay home playing vidya while mommy collects cumloads! :)))

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You did stick your tongue down into that asshole, didn't you user?

Face wasnt great but her body was so tight. I ate her asshole out and fingered it while we fucked doggystyle. In hindsight i should have dirty talked about how she was a skank ignoring her kids for random cock.

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very nice op im jellee

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Looks like Lucie Wilde. Just my type. Loved being choked. Woke me up with free blowie jays. Would love to get her back but the amount of crazy far outweighs the reward.

>fucking
GET OF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG
REEEEEEE

Based and sexpilled

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Japanese girl with braces. Wew

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>She was about the same height as me
>white, beautiful face, nice butt and tits, redhead
>was about 5 years ago
>i was crazy and horny in the day
>break in one random house
>go to her bedroom
>she was dressed only with underwear
>look at me and bite her tongue
>grab the bitch and drop her in the bed
>fuck her
>hear someone downstairs
>hide under the bed
>her husband opens the door
>he fuck her
>meanwhile i start masturbate
>get a orgasm and moan loud
>her husband notices me
>hello.png
>when he was about to ask who i am
>i just can't control and cum in his face
>he get fucking mad, yell and tries to punch me
>I jump over the bed and run out of the house
>end

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Apu, what the fuck are you talking about

How does braces go with dick? I always here a meme about it but I'm curious. I think the braces thing will make them look too young which isn't my fetish.

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