Describe your ideal gf thread

Fembot here, do you guys mind if I compare myself to some of these?
>25+
Nope.
>short to average
Kind of average a bit tall.
>dresses femininely
Depends on my mood?
>a bit of an alt girl, BUT:
Not at all
>no body mods
None at all
>no excessive makeup
None at all in general
>not Stacy tier hot so she knows her place
Hm I guess so
>small tits
Yes
>skinnyfat
Thin
>browses Jow Forums
Yes
>meme humor
Kind of
>sensitive
Yes
>calls me on my shit
If it becomes a huge problem
>a bit autistic
Yes
>tsundere
Hmm no, just affectionate
>secretly codependent though
Not secretly
>NEET/hikki so she always has time for me
Nope
>casual vidya but doesn't get too into it
Yes
>doesn't get too into any hobbies aside from me
Agree
>speaks at least 2 languages
Not fluently
>smart but lazy
Ha..
>hates all men except for me
Well, I don't know this user but I think it's ideal to only like your partner
>sleeps in until 4 pm with me, then wakes and bakes with me
Work is a thing..
>has mental issues but relies on me to comfort her
Yes
>does not exist
I exist unfortunately

>18-25
Yes
>cute
I think so
>short hair
No, kind of long
>a few tattoos
None
>a few piercings are okay
None
>white, latina, asian or mutt
I fit this
>the taller the better
Not really super tall
>small tiddy
Yes
>cute ass
Yes
>autist like me
Yes
>at least some of the same interests and hobbies as me
Unsure what your hobbies are
>curious and interested in trying new things with me
Yes
>not stupid
I think so
>similar sense of humor
Unsure
>not a hambeast
Yes
>not skelly
Just thin
>introvert but likes to explore nature with me
I should get out more
>animal lover, not a cat freak but someone who likes animals of all kinds like birds and reptiles and fish
Yes!

Rianne van Rompaey but young and not dumb and vain and stupid.

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I fit all of these
I fit all of these except I'm not good with scary movies
I fit these
I fit all of these

please just hold me. i need someone tonight. my girlfriend is away, and it's been lonely as hell.

>girlfriend
You are terrible. I'm very upset that you even proposed this idea.

you are not a girl, fag

What is your own ideal though?
I'm

r u real grill or trap?

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Scary movies guy

Would you like to chat, not expecting anything just taking a shot in the dark...

>18-25
>dirty blond
>taller than me (im 6'1)
>average tities
>tight ass
>tight tights
>a healthy 70% tomboy
>no makeup
>no piercing
>not fatass
>not dumbass
>bi
>does not and will not ever exist
why am i crying bros

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Likes me
Not lying to me
And not obese.
Gives me a reason to live because my cat and dogs are nice but sometimes not enough.

We do mind. Get your attention fix elsewhere

I'm a girl
Let me just outline some things I think is ideal.

>White
>biological male
>18-27?
>Loving, very affectionate, pays a lot of attention to me
>clingy is a must
>possessive
>not many friends
>no previous girlfriends or ever being in love is a definite must
>being a virgin is a must
>not being overweight to the point where I feel concerned about his health
>is willing to let me help him have a healthier lifestyle
>not too religious or is kind of like me and ambiguous about it (not necessarily always believing in god but unsure), something like agnostic?
>will watch anime and shows I am interested in with me
>will casually play games sometimes with me
>doesn't mind that I care about my career and can't be a neet

oh and
>forces herself on me, even if I don't want to

very important can't believe I left that out

prove it then gayboy

i'm fat but other than that I seem to fit your description

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It's okay to be fat! But you need to try to change your lifestyle so you can live longer. Being healthy is very important. Eating bad and not exercising very likely leads to depression.

>18-27?
A bit older than that.
>no previous girlfriends or ever being in love is a definite must
This is pretty unrealistic, especially when you're over 25.

I fit the rest though.

>late 20s
>decent boobs, fat ass, THICC preferable
>is fine just sitting and doing our own things separately together
>is also fine to be spontaneous sometimes
>likes to read, and willing to listen to every genre of music
>quietly stubborn and calm, slow to anger
>is a cute girl who likes cute things
>open to self improvement
>open to try new and weird things
>at the end of the day, just wants to come home and cuddle, no matter if we're drunk, high, exhausted, happy, or sad.
>likes vidya, not completely consumed by it

Realistic or not, I can't handle my partner having previous relationships. I'm under 25.

I try but its hard when you're a neet

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>has goals
>independant
>care about the real world around them, not the internet
>no dogs
>smart
>opinionated yet open to discussion

>looks like this
>is not retarded

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If you want to talk hit up my friend @lillislover420 on twitter, tell him you're looking for a fat neet who you met on 4chin he'll know who you're talking about

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>early/mid 20s
>faithful
>Christian, ideally Orthodox or willing to convert
>likes it when I sperg about history and philosophy
>wants to be a mother, wants multiple kids
>not a single mom though
>good relations with her family
>wasn't raised in a city, doesn't want to live in a city longterm
>ideally a Slavic qt
To be honest lads at this point in my life twenty and eight I'm no longer dreaming about the overly-specific "ideal gf" as I did in highschool, but someone whose goals are compatible with mine and wants to build the same life together.

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I'm 22 and 6ft.
I wouldn't mind a gf that is
>few years older 24-27yrs
>tall but not taller than me 5'7-5'9
>feminine sense of dress but that doesn't mean all pink all the time
>brunette or fun colored hair, blue, green
>few (or better, none) tattoos
>at least a 7.5/10
>smaller boobs
>bigger butt
>ramona flowers-esque
>into traditionalist shit
>like to read
>like to play vidya and watch movies
>likes guns
>is financially smart
>doesn't always need to be coddled, can support me in times of need
>musical
>wants a family

I dunno man, I want something magic like a panic pixie dream girl but that isn't soooooo quirkkyy!!!!

>no previous girlfriends or ever being in love is a definite must
lmao get the fuck out (or show tits).

>4'10-5'2, really tiny
>petite frame
>slender legs
>cute feet
>visible sternum/ribcage
>european (any)

>super playful
>occasionally childlike
>adorable quirks and neat hobbies
>largely independent, occasionally clingy
>hopeless romantic
>loves fashion
>loves feeling small and being protected

>idyllic dates
>reading to each other
>intensely affectionate travels around the world
>literally just bask in each other's company because even the most dull moment becomes special in the wake of your love for each other

basically someone i can fulfill my insatiable savior complex and paternalistic instincts with

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Dont disresbect m'lady!

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I fit these but the fact that your upper range is "27?" tells me you're probably very young and I'm not into that. Good luck though, you probably won't have too hard of a time finding that here.

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>20+
>biological female
>doesn't matter what her height is
>has a good moral value
>nice towards her family and mine
>tattoo or piercings doesn't bother me, I'll try to tolerate it
>don't care what your hairstyle, hair color is like
>don't mind if you're shy at first, as long you're slowly open in time
>at least can do something together, even just cooking?
>I've been with Latina, white and Asian girls so I guess you'll be just fine if you're one of those three
>chest size? doesn't matter i guess as long its not too fucking massive probably from flat to C/D
>understands about my disease and how insecure, shy i can be
>doesn't matter what is your religious stand (agnostic etc)
>fine with me being work at home
>she can also go to work if that's what she always wanted to do, i won't make her as my housewife gf if she doesn't want to

I guess that's enough I think.

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dick or gtfo, faggot.

I love that this was not original.

not posting my benis but you can hmu if you're a biological femoid just follow the instructions i bosted earlier here

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you don't belong here kiddo

>wants an older gf
what the fuck is up with degenerates pushing this meme?

Appearance
>Pale, or very fair skinned.
>Black shoulder length hair
>Green or blue eyes is a plus, not really important though.
>Between 5'0 and 5'4, or 5'10+
>isn't obese, or is at least trying to get rid of their fat.
>easy to physically pick up
>cute

Personality
>A recluse, doesn't like going out much.
>Genuinely cares for me
>Into animals, fish or reptiles or mammals. Someone to help me take care of the animals I plan to get in the future.
>Physically affectionate, can hug me for half an hour and not let go.
>Into weeb shit even though I'm not super into it.
>clingy is a plus
Basically I don't give a fuck as long as there's no doubt in my mind that she genuinely loves me.

Things we would do
>Cuddle up against eachother, watch a movie or tv show or Japanese cartoon.
>Cook stuff together
>Go hiking, go camping
>Go for walks at the park or something holding hands.
>Be sperglords.

I'd be ecstatic to have a girl that meets 1/4 of these be interested in me.

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Women are mentally children for much longer than men.

late 20s / early 30s is peak female as long as they're not a single mom and basically you're a faggot if you disagree

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I'm a chemical masculinoid and you need to get your shit together and stop looking for women on Jow Forums.

>I'm a girl
Lol am I supposed to believe that especially after reading your bait post

>tfw 30f and fit the description of at least 2 posts in here but too distrustful to actually make a connection

What are your standards femoid?

>Women are mentally children for much longer than men
This is true, but it ties into another important aspect to romance. By design, a woman should look up to and respect her husband even as he treats her as an equal out of love. The older woman twists this important dynamic. A marriage is about more than just "finding someone cool to hang out with," that's what platonic friendships are for.
>late 20s / early 30s is peak female
Why would I want a woman who's almost (or already) past her peak childbearing years? Consider your homosexuality.

>virgin
>not fat, chubby is okay
>not hideous
>fertile
>no tattoos, no piercings (ears are okay)
>only identifies as straight, ie no bi/poly/experimented/whatever
>either into weebshit or spookyshit, asking for both would be too greedy

Most of the people who would be worth making connections with here are going to be too scared to reach out in the first place. We're autists for a reason.

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Which posts are those?

>plain looking
>glasses
>asian or white
>doesn't wear makeup (even if "ugly")
>neet
>would never even consider cheating
>easy going (doesn't get irritable often)
>gold star lesbian w/ no interest in males
>somewhat into vidya and anime
>not a commie sjw

last one makes it impossible

>20+
>average height ig
>the occasional makeup
>sporty, like a runner or a volleyball player
>open to doing dumb shit and questionable
>cool to go out with to unfamiliar places
>calls me out on my retard moments
>speaks another language maybe

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>age
doesn't matter she just can't be a single mom
>height/weight
doesn't matter so long as she isn't fat (thic is okay)
>personality
I'm pretty receptive. If you have mental illness, that's okay too.
>interests
if she has any of the following: music, anime, debate, drawing, photography, painting, erp.

make the connections so that if it's me I can feel like there's hope

I don't think getting a gf TWO years older than me is that big of a jew conspiracy. My dad is like 10 years older than my mom, Ive dated girls two years younger than me. I'm not saying I'm 18 and want a 35 year old for god's sake

Like I said I'm very distrustful, so I'd probably have to meet my perfect match for me to let my guard down. Sensitive or at least willing to work on it, takes me seriously, doesn't lust after changirls or porn, has the patience to get to know me before expecting gratification, intelligent, centrist

Well so am I.

(my birthday was last week so just barely missed the mark)
(no black hair though)

What kind of video games and what kind of weeb shit are you into?

>intelligent
>centrist

Mostly "retro" because I'm old, so SNES RPGs.
For weebshit I haven't watched anime in a long time, but I liked Evangelion, Jojo, Ai Yazawa stuff and such and I was into lolita fashion as a teen

>centrist

they probably just mean someone who knows that most issues are far more nuanced than a lot of the online "discussions" will lead you to believe

Yes, this. I'm exhausted with the spergy alt-right and the screechy SJWs, I just want someone who knows there's more to the world than either calling someone a niggerjew or crying over triggers.

How about
?
Our ages coincide.

my ideal gf is her, shes special for me, she smiles when we meet, shes so cute, hope it everything turns the way i want

>SNES RPGs
I still need to get around to playing a lot of those. I've dabbled in the older FF, DQ, and Mother games but I was stuck with a Genesis as a kid so I kind of missed out.

I'd be flattering myself if I said all of that applied, but I hope it does when I'm at my best.

You might enjoy Secret of Evermore, it's pretty short, atmospheric, has good music, "kino" references, and alchemy rather than magic

Looks sort of like secret of mana. I'll check it out.

It has the exact same menus and everything, I think it was made specifically to cater more to the western market after SOM. I play both once a year still, but SOE is shorter and more enjoyable alone.

I've always preferred that kind of gameplay compared to the turn-based RPGs of the era.

I'm still waiting for more news on the FF crystal chronicles remake. It's the only modern game I've found that plays sort of similarly.

Well, well. Go ahead and send a letter even if you just want to chat with an old robot.
[email protected]

Turn-based isn't my thing either.
Since you're familiar with SOM, have you played SOM2/Seiken Densetsu 3? I started it twice but still haven't finished it and haven't talked to anyone who has. Wondering if it's worth it.

Unfortunately I haven't. Children of Mana for the DS is the only one I've played other than the SOM. It was not nearly as good, but it was a portable entry so I guess that's par for the course.

...

I have to go now, but if anyone wants to be friends or anything: [email protected]

Emailed you

I tried Children of Mana, but it kinda lacked the feel of the original for me. I haven't found any DS games of that spirit that I really enjoyed :( If you'd like to continue this, see above.

The FFCC entries are the only DS games I've found that are even remotely similar, and while not terrible, they're still not quite as good as the original on gamecube.

>onee san gf 20-25 has to be older then me
>preferable Asian cause as some kind of chink im also attracted to other kinds of chinks more who would of thought
>either be a busty onee san or a loli but thicc ass regardless
>loves me more then i could ever love myself despite my depression as a physics student
>likes to give and take wholesome head pats and cuddles (very physical ironically in the most wholesome way possible)
>buys me food
>loves drinking as much as me
>financially stable (not so i can leech)
>works in a based job (chef, teaching, etc)
>very encouraging
>long black hair
OH GOD NO ONEE SAN GF

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How long would you make a guy wait to cuddle with you? If feelings are mutual.

if you have to ask, they should probably wait a really long time

I can wait months for sex, but I'm touch starved to the point where if I start going out with a girl she better damn well hold the fuck out of me.

>no younger than 46
>born a man, preferably has penis but vagina is ok too, extra points fore both
>nice feet, succulent toes
> has to have had sex with at least 50 people
>incel
>nice hair, greasy is a plus
> any race but white
>whites are going to burn in hell
>there is a war against whites in this country
>some sort of genetic mutation, cat girls get extra points
>good smell, preferably that of sweaty sox or used undies
>whites are the biggest threat to society and are an invasive species on this earth

>meme humor
>autistic
>vidya
>mental illness
stop larping you faggot

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>20+ at least
>androgynous or tomboy
>asexual or incredibly low sex drive
>depressed or suicidal

>Christian, preferably Catholic
>White (including Hispanic)
>Nerdy and smart/bookish
>Introverted/aspie
>Affectionate

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>Anybody not having this as their ideal
Yikes, that's going in my cringe collection

bare minimum
>biological female
>not fat or obese
>virgin
>not progressive or statist leftist
>not too degenerate

>must be white
I fucking hate being a shit skin beaner fUCKJCKJKK

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>25ish-35ish
>not a single mom
>college educated
>science/med/law/fine arts
>tomboy
>likes outdoorsy shit and occasionally "oh shit how did I end up in a Far Cry game" style travel
>kino nut
>tries to stay ahead of trends
>passion for something creative
>likes instigating her own weird shit that she'll drag me along for
>willing to take shit slow
>won't freak out and dip when I tell her some of my family's soap opera history
don't give a fig about race or any of that bullshit. not like I got a shot in hell but whatever.

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Good luck, I honestly hope your goals are achieved. Your best bet is to work in a tech department and hit on the girls that aren't dykes.

>taller than me
>likes chess
>introverted
>doesn't shave
>loves me
>not morbidly obese
>doesn't drink

I never said not being white is a deal breaker

I'll do mine, gender reversed (ideal bf).
>late 20s
>IQ 125+
>white
>good sense of humour
>easy to get along with
>not a too-far-gone weeb
>handyman
>not gay
>wants children
>loyal
>honest

Is height important to you? Just curious.

Please describe yourself. Again, just curious. You sound nice and sincere.

well, wife actually but still.
>this post is cringe, I'm sorry user.

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