Wake up

>wake up
>see this next to you in bed

What do?

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How are her boobs so perfect
Mine look like pointy CONES in comparison
It's not fair...

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Realize I'm still dreaming and wake up for real.

Snuggle up closer, go back to sleep. Not turning down cuddling with a non-obese, nonrelated, relatively hygienic person

that thing's probably got implants you disgusting tranny

i would suck his penis and then kick him out

>that thing
>disgusting tranny
pls no bully us transfrens don't deserve bully :(

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run for my life homie whatchu mean

start jerking her off and sucking her titty

lmao you could fit a third tit between those two

Check for disgusting manface

I'd grab his dick, rip it off then smack him in the face with it. I don't fuck around boy. You come into my home? You try to rape me in my own bed? Oh no no no. You is a dead tranny.

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yeah you do your dogma and ideals are ripping this country apart kys fag. actually nvm even fags arent as bad you mongoloid

Suck the penis obviously

I'm not doing anything except try to live my life and be happy T_T

on a scale of 0 to 10, how old are you?

I guess it is 1 of those out of body experiences... many such cases.

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Flattering angle, but his other pics aren't great. Boobs are fake, and you can tell when he isn't laying down. Also you can get a slight peak of the face and its not pretty.

all trannies deserve nothing but death, fucking deceitful nigger

i think those sound cute user can i [spoiler lewd you and make you my gf?[/spoiler

what have I done... I've been nothing but nice and respectful to everyone in my life. I swear I'm a good person, I could never hurt anyone, ever...

Murder him, put him in my trunk, and ditch him in the woods somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

I'll kick your ass you fucking faggot. You'd be lucky if I even let you sniff my nuts.

On a scale of 0 to 40, what percent are you?

If your first attempt to be with me is "can I lewd you" I really don't think we would be a good match, sorry.

I'll bully your bussey with my penis.

If you're being sincere you should come back to this site because all trannies are being conflated with the aggressive and annoying ones that are spamming the board. Idk when it'll stop I'm just saying save yourself the hate yknow

ILliNoIs? But seriously if you live in IL or close I'd maybe like to get to know you. Not in an incel desperate for sex way, as an actual person.

Enjoy getting cuddled if the tranny is cute. I sleep naked so it would be nice to feel a warm soft body next to me.

damn, them some nice titties

progesterone, if you're not already taking it. my boobs look almost like OP pic from getting on hrt early but ive heard progesterone helps a lot at forming a more natural shape

ask you to leave cus im not gay

Unbased and retardpilled
Absolutely based

>anyone who thinks my stupid childish larping about how id kill someone when most likely id scream like a bitch and call the police to help me must be a tranny
Bruh are you missing your entire fucking frontal lobe?

Imagine getting your country destroyed by 0.01% of the population
You'd deserve it if it were actually real (it's not)

didn't notice the dick and the thumbnail and it did not disappoint

Idk user maybe you should post yours so we can give you suggestions on how to improve them.

Give her a morning bk,it's common courtesy

Start sucking that cock, fondle boobs with one hand, finger his ass with other.

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. thats what you do

>wake up next to bedside mirror reflection
soon, you guys ;w;

smother it with a pillow, dispose of the degenerate corpse, take a long shower and get a STD test ASAP

Fuck it. I mean literally

I do what must be done of course.

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i want to shoot you

my bed's not large enough to comfortably fit 2 people, so i'd probably get up

climb on their chest and shove my cock down their throat

It's so airbrushed and edited and still I could tell it was a man from the thumbnail. Try again.

Not matching with anyone on this site is probably for the best anyways

Proceed to suck nipples and fuck in the ass as it's not gay.

I will nuzzle the boopies

that's pretty rude desu
no bulli

Another quality thread. All it really takes to get hundreds of replies to your thread is to post something about trannies, and then respond to all the people raging with generic "uwu" bullshit?
STOP FUCKING REPLYING retards, if you don't like trannies then hide/filter their threads. posting "trannies deserve a bullet" for the millionth time just gives them attention

Thanks for the bump owo

faggots be gone
you will never look like a woman