How do I get a friendless fujoshi gf?

How do I get a friendless fujoshi gf?

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I'm pretty sure they come here and may be partially responsible for some of the gay shit around here.
I remember a thread where they came out of hiding and one asked me for contact, but the thread was closed by the time I came back.
Just as well, I probably would have been ghosted anyways.

we're not cute like your animes. also you don't really want a fujoshi gf, you're just idealizing tomoko

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I wonder why do you want a girl who likes seeing 2 guys fuck
almost like you want her to make you fuck (or rather get fucked by) another guy


Do you agree with what I said above?

I just chose tomoko because she's cute, I'm not dumb enough to actually think that she's what most people are like.
Honestly because I'm a pretty feminine guy and I don't think other type of girls would really like me.
The whole wanting me to fuck other guys, or get fucked isn't really what i'm interested in.

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Gfd girls are your thing then fren, they absolutely love twink guys

i've known a few fujos and they were all pretty cute

Tomoko has friends

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fujos wouldnt have an interest in your bodytype either unless youre getting fucked by another dude

I mean I wouldn't hate that and that sounds pretty nice, but they're just as hard to find.
I was referring to the whole personality of tomoko, not the looks.
Again, I just used her picture.
well that is true it's still higher then average, but I have talked to a few fujo girls who liked my look.

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>I have talked to a few fujo girls who liked my look.
Yet here you are asking how to bag one

i'm talking about personality too

Just because I've ran across one or two online by accident doesn't mean I know how to get one.
Aw my mistake then.

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Found mine in a mental hospital/mental health care center or whatever you call it in your region. It's good, but you end up reinforcing each others social problems. Also it's now impossible to do anything alone, so you end up being two people who can't function without one another. Can't even go to the shop alone. Spend 24/7 without any friends or anything. It's bittersweet. You then want to help each other improve, but you realize you're not even able to help yourself and constantly blame yourself for making the other person more reclusive. Sometimes the addiction gets so bad that you can't even be in separate rooms without starting to panic, even if you want to do something else. So you're addicted to following each other to always be close.

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this sounds literally perfect desu

That sounds really bittersweet user.
I know it can be difficult at times, but at the same time having that level of connection with someone else does sound pretty good.

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Cute! i want to be restrained like that, totally conjoined with another person!

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sounds idyllic desu, as longas there are no problems with money and I'm comfortable around that person
most people suck my energy dry tho

>we're not cute like your animes. also you don't really want a fujoshi gf
I haven't seen that show, but I just want a fat ugly hairy gf who doesn't have orbiters and doesn't want Chad.

I've recently started riding a bike around my neighborhood regularly. I'm hoping to lure out some kind of friendless hikki girl. I'm sure one must exist within a 2 mile radius in this suburban hell.

I don't know how they would convince themselves to go outside or interact with me, but at least the opportunity exists.

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>How do I get a friendless fujoshi gf?
Be Chad

you don't
we're friendless for a reason

I do I am so lonely I have so much love to give
also I love video games and being alone plz u friend me on steam
steamcommunity.com/id/Murderbags/
promise I will not chop you up and hide you in the floorboards

asian fujoshi gf = cute
white fujoshi gf = fat

c-can i orbit you femanon?