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What did you do this time lads? edition

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Mods didn't appreciate my love of black and brown women

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>Mods didn't appreciate my Iove of black and brown women

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Why was the thread shut down?

What's your issue, pal? Doesn't suit your expectations of a plasticised east asian woman?

americans live in absolute shithole apartments

>Why was the thread shut down?
Because some people were posting black sluts.

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The OP image had a pony. Rule 15.

>What's your issue, pal?
>Doesn't suit your expectations of a plasticised east asian woman?
Me? Well I'm hardwired to chase Beautiful, Smart Blonde Haired and Bloo eyed babes.

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I've noticed. The majority of their houses are shit really. Low end appliances in near identical architecture.
The worst for me is the Mcmansions. The rows upon rows of identical "middle class" dwellings.

>G-Good to see the Jannies are on it today!

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>Me? Well I'm hardwired to chase Beautiful, Smart Blonde Haired and Bloo eyed babes.

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This fedora posting has really got out of hand but it's a doggy dog world, I guess.

I just hate black people, simple as.

>evades the Jow Forums filter ban
Whoops...

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>I just hate black people, simple as.
I'm assuming you flinch away when a black dude walks past?

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>he fedora posts but directly replies to posts

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The OP image had a pony in it, and that's not allowed outside of /mlp/

>he fedora posts unironically

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love me 16yo bf ngl lads and laddesses

>he ironically fedora posts

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Fedoraposter still seething over based jannies, serves you right for being a nonce sympathiser pal

Are you just saying that you unironically find passive aggressive responding to comments to be amusing. You're akin to a 15 year old girl.

stop responding, avatarfagging and filter evasion is against the rules. Notify the jannies and wait for them to act.

And I want you
And I need you
And all you are is brand new
And I need you

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Seems like a fair response.

>stop responding, avatarfagging and filter evasion is against the rules. Notify the jannies and wait for them to act.
>Are you just saying that you unironically find passive aggressive responding to comments to be amusing. You're akin to a 15 year old girl.
>Fedoraposter still seething over based jannies, serves you right for being a nonce sympathiser pal
>Seems like a fair response.
The jealousy against le fedora poster is great.

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Did we fall off the catalogue or is a Janny seething?

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the mong who cocksucks chika in thread made an op with a pony in it. pony content is banned outside of mlp.

>Be wagie
>Lunch just started
>Come in to see the thread
>It's absolutely full of fedoras

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I've got a flannel to wash my face
When it gets mucky I feel disgrace
Do you like Horlicks? Do you like chips?
I've got a hundred pairs of lips.

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anyone else just LOVE slightly overcooked crisps?

>anyone else just LOVE slightly overcooked crisps?
whenever I go to the local chip van late, he over cooks them and they taste 100% better. Love fried vegetable.

>he hasn't got a VPN

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someone will hat me for this but I 100% believe in biological determinism

>he makes lazy posts with attached images of unkempt young men fedoras

Sometimes I wish I was invisible or had Bernard's Watch so I could go around being a proper deviant. If I had Bernard's Watch I'd just freeze time and go around forever banging any lass I want, breaking into houses and eating everything in the supermarkets. Then I'd unfreeze it probably years later and everyone will be wondering what the fuck happened. I'd probably kill a few people too, just for a laugh. Like properly mutilate people. Would be weird. Would they bleed or would their blood be frozen too?

Bloody hell lad, how long have you had these urges? Since you were a wee lad watching Bernards Watch?

Yeah, lad. I always thought that goody two shoes bastard was wasting a huge power. You could do so much and have so much fun with the watch. Imagine banging every girl about and when you unfreeze time, they are all pregnant and suddenly you have a spawn of 100s of kids and nobody will know it's you.

>Sometimes I wish I was invisible or had Bernard's Watch so l could go around being a proper deviant

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>*portal opens, Big Bazhead scuttles out*
>Ya thought ya wer' gonna stab and rape people outside of da time loop!
>Ya thought ya were alone here, but ya not alone, ya stuck with Chrono Hunter Bazza!
>We've got the Time logs.
>Put 'im in stasis, Kev. He's comin' back with us!

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I've had this external hard drive for years. massive thing you have to plug in to the wall to use. was going to use it to back up my computer but it only stores 80 fucking GB

BOUNCE BY THE OUNCE
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Fookin' dead in here today. Where my NEETbros at?

The sad cunt that is still bitter about that amd reported it. Fucking loser.

It's confusing to work out. I remember vividly that there was an episode when Bernard lent his watch to his cousin and told her if she were to pause time, run through rain, then unpause it, then she would drown on the spot as the water will have collected on her face and overlogged it. But surely it makes more sense that you just wouldn't be able to run though the paused rain at all.

I don't make the rules and it's not my fault that no one likes your shite OP image, cry more faggot

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That sounds like a load of bollocks. The raindrops would easily be able to be moved and how would ya fookin' drown? Bernard sounds like he has a learning disability.

It's not mine. But you don't report every rule break you see and nobody does. You did it to be spiteful and closed a thread. You're really sad lad.

Need more hot black chicks in this thread.

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>NOOooooo help me fren i jus wanted to be fren with doggywoggs let Mee GOOOOOO AaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>nope, fook off.

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mornin angle

>A ditty you require? That will be but 3 Bristol Pounds my fair maiden

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a busker doesn't sell music for money
he plays music for free, and people tip him if they want to

I just realised that all twitch streamers are buskers

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET
YOU MADE YOUR BED, YOU BETTER LIE IN IT

YOU CHOOSE YOUR LEADERS AND PLACE YOUR TRUST
AS THEIR LIES PUTS YOU DOWN AND THEIR PROMISES RUST
YOU'LL SEE KIDNEY MACHINES REPLACED BY ROCKETS AND GUNS
AND THE PUBLIC WANTS WHAT THE PUBLIC GETS

BUT I DON'T GET WHAT THIS SOCIETY WANTS
I'M GOING UNDERGROOOOOOOOUND (GOING UNDERGROOOOOOOOUND)

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Anyone else wish they had a death note to use on their bullies while at school?

fuck yeah boys, got a little job lined up at a local independent bike shop. Comfy af

>he was bullied at school.
Yike

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going to see death grips in bristol later today
any other anons gonna be there?

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making a cake lads

Post jams, lads

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What sort wholesome lad?

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its a brazilian carrot cake, im using this recipe:
allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/28839/brazilian-carrot-cake-with-chocolate-icing.aspx
i like regular carrot cake as well but this is pretty good too, carrots give a lot of moisture to the mix. will post photo when im done.

In total, including the standard Britannia, Royal Arms, all special 50ps and olympic 50ps, there are 1,127,776,613 50ps in circulation according to mintage figures. Total face value of 563,888,306.50 GBP
The standard 50p features an image of Britannia on the reverse (picture side) and Her Majesty the Queen on the obverse (queen side). There are 805,926,100 in circulation or about 71.46% of all 50ps
Royal Arms is the one with part of the shield on the reverse. There are 55,047,030 in circulation or about 4.88% of all 50ps. Roughly 1 in 20 50ps are Royal Arms
2017 Peter Rabbit is the most common special 50p featuring an image of peter rabbit and the text 'The tale of peter rabbit' on the reverse. There are 19,300,000 in circulation, or about 1.71% of all 50ps. Roughly 1 in 58 50ps are 2017 Peter Rabbit
The rarest 50p is the 2009 Kew Gardens with only 210,000 minted or about 0.01862% of all 50ps. Roughly 1 in 5370 50ps are Kew Gardens

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jusrt testing something oot lads

Back from lunch. Had sausage egg chips beans bacon phwor

The total weight of all the 50ps (assuming standard weight of 8g on coins since 1997) in circulation would be roughly 9,022,213kg or over 9000 tons, equivalent to around 1500 african elephants

Assuming a airline checked bag weight limit of 20kg you could fit approximately 2500 50ps or about 1250 GBP. If you're considering fleeing the country with a suitcase full of cash the 50p coin is not your best option

w-where did you lads go to?

Me? I'm at sarn park services on the M4

Your mum needed a good dicking so I had to pop over.

just thinking about the 50p lad who's done all that weird math pretty cool

Had right giggle at this, love a good Norf edit

1GBP coins weigh 8.75g so in a 20kg limit suitcase you could fit approximately 2285 GBP
2 GBP coins weigh 12g so you could fit approximately 1666 2 GBP coins for a total of 3332 GBP

We've all been banned lad

Just in the bank, depositing some money for Mr Shekelberg

Are you genuinely contemplating fleeing the country with a bag full of small change lad?

Try it with 5ps next

Havent you heard NEET? This is wagie turf now

No lad i was just curious, you know how in films and stuff people run away with a suitcase full of notes. I can't find any weight info for notes tho
5 pence coins weigh 3.25g (since 1990), assuming 20kg weight limt you could fit 5714 5 pence coins or about 285 GBP

How much money you could take out the country with 100 pound notes and a 20kg bag limit?

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Nowt wrong with a bit of spite pointed in the right direction lad

Done a bit of calculating lads:
For 1p coins, you can fit 56.17 GBP with a 20kg bag limit
For 2p coins, you can fit 56.16 GBP with a 20kg bag limit

new pokemon rival is a paki

The lad who made the OP image should take the pony out, then the spiteful little creature cant report shit

Well 100 pound notes are scottish they might not be accepted in Belize, Seychelles or wherever you decide to go. Plus I can't find any weight info on notes
Could someone weigh 1000 GBP in 20 GBP notes for me please, as accurate as you can please although 1g accuracy is fine if that's all you can do

I reckon I could 'ave any of you in a dance off. Best dancer in britfeel me!

It's a shite OP image, accept it and move on you obnoxious twat

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im pleased with how it came out lads, will make the icing later, should be tasty

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Dry your eyes mate
I know its hard to take but the thread was deleted
Plenty more OPs in the sea

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>spiteful little creature cant report shit
He could just as easily report it for being extremely low quality I reckon

Nice effort user, looks absolutely delicious. Will you be having it all to yourself?

>this samefag
genuinely the most pathetic person on britfeel

Calm down seethlad. That's a good spacker.

What same fag? The one moaning about the op?

thanks lad, and nah its my mums birthday tomorrow so we will all have some

>math

Get out sisterfucking amerilard

im british you mong, do southerners really not say math?

it's maths you fucking mong
only yanks say math

Not doing ought atm but dancing in my room imagining I am having a dance off with britfeel lads haha x

Dunno about southerners in your country amerifat, but I'm from the north of England and on this side of the pond we say maths, as in mathematics. It's a plural you thick yank cunt.