Describe an average day of your life in 2029.
Describe an average day of your life in 2029
Jeremiah Murphy
William Clark
Mandated Sharia law.
150 degrees celsius
Soon as I step out of my dome, I'm pelted with stones and lizards for not wearing a hijab or being in the company of a man. Just an average day in new england.
Jaxon Stewart
it's really a good thing that even though white people have forgotten how to have kids because they'd rather play fortnite, muslims are happy to replace them.
Jacob Bennett
We breed extremely hot girls at breeding farms and every incel gets one. (I'm actually writing a literotica about this).
Bentley Morris
>wake up
>morning shit
>go to work
>go home
>browse Jow Forums
>go to bed
Just like the last 10 years.
Matthew Barnes
The fug am I looking at here
Dylan Hughes
Why does this image arouse me
Robert Martin
Hopefully I won't be around in 2029
Jose Fisher
Hopefully railing my cute 18y/o boyfriend.
Easton Lee
>woken up by the sound of my bunk mate jerking off to Belle Delphine's first canine anal scene
>asks me if want to fap with him
>tell him to fuck off and get up
>wish i could afford a cubicle
>queue for the unisex bathroom
>it's covered in shit and menstrual blood like usual
>decide fuck this and head to the McDonald's down the street
>have to order something before I can use the bathroom so I just grab a green tea
>take out my phone
>check if my yang bucks have been deposited
>no
>mark myself as active on taskrabbit
>first job is carrying some roasties shopping bags to her car
>probably gave me a bad review because I came across as ""rapey"" when I asked where she wanted it
>still earned enough to pay for my morning bowel movement
>take out my phone solve the captcha to view Jow Forums
>it's dead like always
>just Russian bots and traps
>phone senses I'm feeling nostalgic and recommends a 2010's meme compilation video
>it's shit but I still watch it for 6 hours
>don't really want to co-living dorm I pay $1000/month for
>just curl up on the street and let the memes wash over me
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Jeremiah Scott
The cemetery is pretty sweet, apart from the noise pollution from the 4 McDonalds nearby.
Noah Myers
>2029
>Many people choose to live in VR, which is getting close to full dive
>Artifical Intelligence has surpassed the average american in overall intelligence
>Everyone has already forgotten about the Moon Colony built last year
>Subway, like my ex, charges $4 per inch.
Nolan Hughes
>it's shit but I still watch it for 6 hours
>stopping every ten minutes to drink a verification can
Joseph Gutierrez
>Belle Delphine's first canine anal scene
Carson Gutierrez
>get up
>go to work
>make 10% more than I did in 2019
>make boss man 200% more than I did in 2019
It's ok though, because they have free pizza on the first thursday of every month (1 slice max while supplies last)
Jayden Ward
ill probably be in jail
Joseph Howard
>implying we wont have a community revolution by 2029.
Benjamin Roberts
>Describe an average day of your life in 2029.
Exactly the same as it is now. Living alone in a studio apartment and working a low-end office job. No friends. Fucking escorts semi-regularly.
Jeremiah Brown
Either burning in hell for eternity because I was too weak willed to turn from my sinful ways or alive and happily pursuing whatever it is I love. Not sure what that is yet
Bentley Martinez
Hopefully fucking Andrea
Dominic Hughes
After being a transsexual celebrity for 10 years, I emerge from my fluffy house being one of the first to transplant their brain into a cyberpunk female robotiger body.
I am met by an angry crowd of transtrender faggots and trutrans fleshskins who shout and throw things at me in intense anger.
I make this stupid fucking face at them as I listen to their complaints that I care so much about.
Jackson Jackson
By 2029 I will be long gone. No doubt whatsoever.
Xavier Ortiz
too fucking real bro
Jeremiah Garcia
This. I probably won't even make it to 2020.
Sebastian Torres
>be me
>walking through the woods
>filled with life
>more trash in the river than usual, but im not too bothered to pick it up
>fish for a few hours then go swimming
>collect some cool looking rocks to put around the garden
>eat the fish for lunch and go home
>clean up, cook dinner
>eat and read books for a few hours, go to sleep at 10:30 every night
>wake up at 5:30 every morning
>repeat
Thomas Wilson
Here are the options for my life by then:
>Dead by suicide
>Dead from drug overdose
>Dead from health issues
>Murdered
>Permanently hospitalized for mental issues
>Turbo morbidly obese wizard who didn't step out of his room in the last decade
Jose Hughes
could you give the link to your account so i can read it when its finished? genuinely curious about reading this.
Mason Jones
>community
Lmaoing at your life rn
Juan Ramirez
>be 41
>still living in the same apartment since 2012 and having the same job since 2018
>single4life, wizard4two
>feel good every day because I spent my :30s posting OwO and UwU on Jow Forums
>no regrets
Aaron Russell
The last option sounds pretty comfy tbqh.