I am apparently the mascot of this website

i am apparently the mascot of this website
i will respond to every question

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Is this our god Sminem?

sminem is that you?

apparently people here call me "sminem" because of a shirt i had

What's your dick size? Bonus question: preferred dick size?

I pretty sure this is a larp, but on the off chance this is smin this board is infested with summer and new fags normies now only a handful will actually know who u are, sorry you didnt get the welcome you deserve
P.S youre not the mascot per se just one of the couple

this, i will not answer

Hello Sminem. Big fan here. Care to give us some trading tips?

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how did you grow a jaw?

is sminem really your favourite rapper?

puberty
it is a cool shirt i bought at china shop

>remember sminem, this is what he looks like NOW!

BASED SMINEM OUR SOVIET GOD

how much does China cost?

Say something to prove you're real. I refuse to let myself believe and be disappointed.

300 rubel
which is about 5 dollars

this
write the time and date on a piece of paper and post it with another photo of yourself

A website to explain this man's importance for those who are unaware.
google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://blockexplorer.com/news/crypto-meme-history-sminem/&ved=2ahUKEwihjKXn1dLiAhWYtZ4KHRtoATMQFjAAegQIAhAB&usg=AOvVaw3uFXWIwDuIR5JSSLjJab3p&cshid=1559749105564

post more pictures of yourself if this is really you sminem

OP here
i was just fucking with y'all heres his ok.ru account
if any of yall are interested in messaging him he is apparently active almost every day
ok.ru/profile/559073617823

Thank you for the meme OP.
Will now browse ok Ru for mail order waifu.
Wish luck.

alright robot lurkers i just made a ok ru account and messaged him
hope he responds
i will make a new thread if he responds

Bumpity bump bump AM I ORIGINAL NOW ROBOT?!

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Size queen detected lmao

How much link to make it?

Jow Forums knows....

i would never message him but thanks for the great thread

We meet again eh

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boi sminem will save us

sminem dosnt speak english. biz reached out to him in a russian forum and he had no idea what they fuck they were talking about when some anons offered him some bitcoins

i messaged him in google translate russian hope he responds with something

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fucking lol
he should set up a patreon

whats his name/screenname in english? hope he is well
i think a few autists on here would give him a decent bit of money for fun

>mfw when cyka americans trying to give me free bitcoins

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roma zuev
most likely his name is roman

what a fantastic name. may snimen stay blessed

Hey man, he gets fan. Biz board will always live you mate. Also congrats on the new cutie

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side note from OP
i have no idea how to speak russian it just so happens that most eastern slav languages use cyrilic and therefore by proxy i understand but not really

how did you find him? why did no one else?

i got lucky i guess lol

hmmmmm
glow in the dark

We got em ehehehehehe

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