I'm 26 and I've never had a girlfriend

I'm 26 and I've never had a girlfriend.

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You just come in from stupid town pal?

got my first one at 25. not saying its always possible but miracles can happen. hopefully you will go through one too op

So fucking what? Stop watching movies that get you thinking bitches will make you happy.

How did it happen for you?

4 more years and you'll have access to wizardom

Height?
Weight?

What have you tried to get a gf?

Have you tried looksmaxxing (low body fat, ottermode physic)?

How? Im 26 in my 3rd relationship and have slept with 10 women, 6 of which where over the past 10months. I know I got a nice face but damn you must be either horrendously ugly, live in the middle of nowhere or have a awful personality.

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I'll be 26 in a few months and I never even touched a girl that wasn't from the family.

5 11 and 170

Afraid of people and played videogames all day up

to be fiar even though i got one at a later age i spent most of my yeas from like 18-25 trying to better myself. i worked out and lost weight and forced myself into sitautions to talk to people so i could become more sociable. its likely not going fall onto your lap

Damn dude Im sorry but that is a bed of your own making then.

Was it fun with your sister?

I don't have sisters famlam

I've never touched a girl outside my family. Except the times when it was unintentional

Is your mommy cute?

I'm 25 and I have never talked to a girl.

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Do you want to have a gf or are you posting just to vent?

If you tell your mind that there is no chance of getting anywhere with a girl, then you will not worry about making a good impression.

Practice this for many many times. Improvement will happen. After many months use your collated good experiences as a template to talk to women more in-depth.

Make the progress gradual, and remind yourself of this. This will work if you follow this.

>get a prostitute...
>make sure she's clean
>make sure user got condoms
>try not to nut fast
>make sure before she leaves she doesn't steal anything from you,
>never catch feelings for them
>treat her like a queen

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Both. I want a girlfriend and I am in the process of bettering myself. In the meantime I feel fucking terrible

I'm 36 and I've never had a girlfriend

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But I don't even do anything or go anywhere where there are women to talk to. The though is so alien to me.

Got my first girlfriend at 26 and it did literally fall into my lap. We met at this party and she just came up to me next thing you know we are dancing.

That was 3 years ago and we been separated about 6 months now. I'm with someone else atm and a lot of things are different but you can't really control it. At least I gave up trying to make things perfect.

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>get a job
>lose weight
>buy new clothes
now what? how do I summit the mountain of actually talking to a girl.

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based boomer wizard

Maybe you should go on Grindr and get a BF then?

Because no female has ever shown interest in me you fucking retard. How hard is it for you to understand that being ugly completely fucks you in this respect?

And I'm not even that ugly. Just below average. But compared to attractive people like you I am completely fucked.

50% are uglier than average and 50% are better looking than

What is this new pepe?

Trust me I understand, women dont want ugly men. Either appearance or personality. Im not going to say its going to get better or anything cuse it likely wont I will say anecdotally I have ugly friends and they have even managed to get laid once. I dont even have any virgin friends older than 25 and we are a bunch of table top gaming, stoners.