/r9gay/ - #758 Catholic edition

>that pic
Slutty slutty slutty meow

nice to know
pic related
Apostle poster is based and I'm the newfag :^)
user 0
me 3

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As I stated before, I am bisexual, and yes I am preaching to the gays because I want to hone my skills and considering the hostility most have against the Holy Church and Jesus, I think it is the perfect place to get a baptism by fire.

And you want to frick guys too :3

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I have a question.
According to Leviticus 18:22 laying with another man is a mega sin.
What if I'm just gay and don't do the unspeakable deed?
Am I good for heaven still?

That's basically what he's practicing. It's fine if you're gay as long as you never have sex.

Progress! I remember you started out telling us gays were all gonna burn in hell and that we were hopeless. Keep sticking around and we'll have you sucking cock in a slutty nun costume before you know it :)

That's not even me, glad to know you're this obsessed though

Nope, I am chaste, no sex for me, the lust is there though.

Yes, don't get into the gay lifestyle or get bf or whatever then you will be fine. Just live a celibate life.

>old testament
yikes

I'm in the mood to have a beer with an user while we listen some tunes on a portable speaker.

That'll be a vodka tonic for me. Can we listen to Panic! At The Disco's debut album?

old testament best testament
>or get bf
Where does it say this is wrong?

why are christfags so annoying and so persistent? ive never seen a muslim try and convert anyone to allah here before it's always just christians

>no sex for me
For nyow!

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Anyone up for me storytiming a shota doujin?

i want to be the shota i want to be the shota! i think you asked how short i was last thread if youre the same one i think im 5'5 last i checked

Of course user, but only if you let me play some Gorillaz later.

>cheating on Moth with Apostle
What a whore

don't say that i hate them both

>cheating on Moth with Apostle
W-what

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Can I join if I'm drinking rum?

Anything pre-Humanz is good with me

Smol and spicy

TheApostle's just memeing. it's kinda cute desu

Everybody is welcome to relax with a drink and showcase their faggotry without fear to be rejected.

You know you've been lonely without the shortlived vocaroo suicide boy tripfag. After enough time staring at a lightbulb even meow will look attractive temporarily

>shortlived vocaroo suicide boy tripfag
i miss him a lot actually

We all KNEW you were tsundere for him

im not going to post my body here it's not allowed and my body is ugly anyways

>i miss him a lot actually
Moth is a norman lover!

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that aside i liked his voice, but that's where it ends. meow you're right he is a norman and i shouldn't like him

How to make meows voice sound better

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What's your voice like anyways?

i would say i don't know what you sound like but i'm pretty sure you meowed, it was whispering though so i still can't really say i know what you sound like

He was supposed to record himself moaning for us last month but of course that was just another unkempt promise

Its hard to do anything else for meow because meow has problems with talking especially when meow is talking to meowself.
Meow didnt promise anything

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so why are you asking how you can make your voice better if no one's going to hear it

talk to yourself in front of a mirror like they do in sims

hey it me pretty sure its impossible to get a unique tripcode without a really powerful computer..

>tfw keyboard is sticky with precum from writing a meow x gang of BBC thugs fapfic
thinking of putting it up for ebook download on Amazon desu

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Meow sucked off a guy at NASA to get his

you only need a powerful computer to get a 10 character one like meow
6-8 characters is easy

Like the evidence that nothinv in reality that we measure is congruous with the bible.

8 is easy? wouldn't that take weeks still?

i dont think its that hard lemme try

ok it is hard nevermind

>no Brit bf to relax in bed with

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it doesn't take that long unless you have a really slow old computer or something

Trips mean you must remain a tripfag now. Dumb faggot.

>so why are you asking how you can make your voice better if no one's going to hear it
Because meow wants to sound better
>talk to yourself in front of a mirror like they do in sims
It would be even worse

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I am a bong, but what can you offer?

we all are trip fags now

hey look the nobodys back

Not Catholic, but I've got a Da Vinci print of Madonna over my desk. It brings me deep joy to look at.

ok ill see how long it takes

>Can't even make a tripcode
Newfag

Wonder which of her songs was his favorite

yeah but for who though? just yourself? make whatever voice you want in your head and that should be enough

>wants to learn to speak better
>won't talk to others
>won't talk to himself
meow..

>I am gay
>Look gay culture reference
>Hehe do you get it because Madonna is for fucking poofters
>Hey, pay attention to me! I said I'M GAY!
>YOU MUST BE MY LUCKY STAR! POZ MY ASS POZ MY ASS!
I fucking hate this sexuality so much. Wish I could trade it.

>yeah but for who though
Future meow bf
Meow talks on vc with some old frens becasue meow is nyot scared of them anymore

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I never was making tripcodes because i am not a trip fag I am not so degenerate

newfag? Fuck off, Dont jump to conclusions just because i orp jiqw[p qwfop fqop qrnigger

>make a dad joke
>tripfag gets galactically asspained
Sometimes you win when you don't even know you're playing

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>talks on vc with friends
Norman alert

what a pathetic faggot, off yourself already

So thats a big "no thank you" on storytiming a shota doujin? Bummer, we coulda fapped together

what? i said i was interested user!

>he's a career focused boy
DROPPED

>Norman alert
Took them like 2 years to force the meow

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All you said was that you wanted to BE the shota

>has friends
>isn't stopped from talking on vc by crippling anxiety
You probably aren't even scared of answering the phone, normie9000

Based and neetpilled oreg

>isn't stopped from talking on vc by crippling anxiety
Meow is if meow doesnt know someone for a long time
>You probably aren't even scared of answering the phone
Phone calls are too scary for meow, never called anyone. Meow avoids talking with people on phone and only family would call meow.

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but i'll still take part in it either way user, i hope it's not too late

Go home costanon, you're a slut

Wow this general is at an all time low lmao, good grief this is sad

"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." Leviticus Chapter 20 verse 13

Gonna leave this here.

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yeah i can pull out random scriptures from ancient jews and other people too doesn't mean it's true retard

"You are to keep my statutes. Do not crossbreed two different kinds of your livestock, sow your fields with two kinds of seed, or put on a garment made of two kinds of material."

well fuck, since i like cotton/polyester blends i guess i'm already going to hell, and I should amp up the faggotry then?

Some pretty good cuddles I'd hope...

You'd be the judge.

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Well if no one else is on board someone will probably try to get me b& for it

>he's not a single issue voter (issue being gay rights)
DROPPED nobody want's a smart bf with an ego who'll argue with the man. Easy going, loving and amenable or you don't deserve a bf.

Imagine actually voting.
Top fucking kek.

>gay rights
Haha
>Imagine actually voting.
Only normans do vote

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>letting republidumps taking away your rights

mmm fresh out the shower in fresh out the dryer socks and underwear
who here /cozy/?

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Just saying that faggots go to hell, why so butthurt(pun intended)?

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it's as stupid as saying anything else that's objectively false, i don't think anyone was actually upset

>objectively false
>quotes from the bible
Has the hormone treatment goten to your head sissy?

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Should I try drawing today?