What's your embarassing depraved fetishes and kinks? stuff you're too shy to tell anyone

I've got a fetish for knights and soldiers (of both genders) being killed, especially if they piss themselves or vomit while they die.
I had my sexual awakening to LOTR and now I just play Dark Souls all the time for jerk-off purposes. I'm probably one of the best Dark Souls players ever just because I love jerking off to that series so much.

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i want to be a perfect trap i want to get into a "yuri" relationship with gfd gf where she would play with my body like a girl's

I thought you were dead, James Joyce.

Probably unbirth/vore porn/hentai. There's not even that much of it to go around or at least not qualitative work.

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lmao

I have a small collection of dildos that I break out pretty regularly. My butthole is pretty loose. I also fantasize about being feminized. I live life as a straight man.

it's really silly but for some reason i have never tell anyone that im really into beautiful woman hands. if a girl is cute but has man fingers i just can't get hard at all.

people still get off to those?

Autistic princess/knight roleplay, where I'd worship and adore her and she'd order me around

>macrophilia
>incest
>sweat
>farting
>humiliation
I really like to combine these in fun and interesting ways.

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Ok Yoshikage Kira

be in an ""open"" relationship with a cute GF where burly men take turns fucking us
and we french kiss while both of us are getting violently fucked by behind

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having my mind broken/being conditioned into total submission and being turned into an unthinking sex toy to be used as my master sees fit.

also kissing, probably

So most people see me as the shy good lad who wouldn't hurt a fly, so I guess that most of them would never think that I like soft-core BDSM stuff

This, but I'd be the master.
No I'm not a faggot.

Same but for me they have to be hung and darker skin so I like black guys desu or having a top third bull to be fucking us both

Owning a harem in which one dominant female mistress (But submissive to me) takes care of many females and only the most feminine of traps. When called upon, she readies the concubines I have a taste for that day, dresses them in whatever I want and presents them to me. She and I then proceed to dom the individual(s) and make them our fuck toys until we finish.

What is that purple stuff?

>I live life as a straight man
No.... no you don't

I just want to have multiple slave wives.

I don't pursue men or approach them in any way other than how a person normally treats another man.

I would consider that living as a straight man.

is impregnation considerated degenerate, cause i love this kind of thingy

We're the same person. Any luck finding that girl?

>zoo
>hard crush
>macrophilia
>incest
>rape

Same but also really into degradation and humiliation. Id like to be submissive in all situations even if it involves a lot of pain.
As a female tho

Fart juggling.

One day when fapping I farted mid-fap and my dick felt really good. Ever since then the feeling of a fart has made me completely erect, and i've been eating gassy foods an hour or so before fapping to make it easier to fart during said fap.

Over time I learned that I can sort of suck in the fart right when it's in the brink of coming out, and that I still get some of the feeling. I've come to the conclusion that if I have a second person, and attach a tube connecting our buttholes together, I can fart and the person can pass it back to me and I can get the feeling again consistently. The thought of it even makes me throb. I don't know how long this will stay a fantasy but I hope that one day before I die I can actually experience it, but i'll probably die never never getting to know the feeling.

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Just what I like to see.
Good fembot.

give me the courage to go after people and ask then again. should've expected that i'm not really the type to approach when i said gfd gf. But i hope... i hope one day...
gl to you if you're in hunt tho

I really want to eat Chad's ass.

I want to do knight and princess role playinig costumes and all

Thanks for the laugh user. I hope your dream comes true.

depraved no, but embarassing, i like when girls have pubic hair, impregnation, pregnancy

I have a sloppy seconds/gangbang fetish. Another user posted about it and I thought it was really hot. I want to have intimate, gentle sex with a qt after she's been pounded hard by multiple guys in a row and is still covered in cum. Then we'd get in the shower together, and I would bathe her and cuddle her to sleep. I couldn't do this with a girl I actually loved though. I don't want to share a girl I care about.

Overly cute characters, like Kirby or Sanrio in really lewd situations. Nothing will ever get me as diamonds as Kirby r34.

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there's this hentai with a magic mirror where a guy 69s himself
so that

I wanna piss on my gf. She's semi submissive. She enjoys getting choked a little and is into being spanked (in a non violent lovely way), but isn't really into full degredation. She's also super religious (catholic). She probably would say no :(

Necrophilia and cannibalism

i'm a religion fetishist - very tame. i've never told anyone irl about it.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.

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don't let this guy become a catholic priest

A girlfriend who's very clearly not into foot stuff slowly letting me touch and play with her feet even though she knows it gets me off.
Emotional growth of a relationship through physical pleasures like that is my kink.
Please no bully.

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don't worry it's just a fantasy for me! i don't practice any religion

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why are you on this board if you have a gf? youre not a robot

view at your own risk:
vore inflation sissy bdsm milking machines chastity breast expansion dick growth melting gender bender
if someone could diagnose me that would be great

Didn't have a gf for a long time. I like the people here. Don't like the gay-op and tranny-op threads tho.

i'm embarrassed at how much i like anal. if i could i would only fuck a girls ass. I want to cum inside them, then use a plug to keep my cum inside. then take it out when im hard again, fuck it again, and put another load inside them.
I want a gf I can wake up by fucking her ass. fall asleep with her after fucking her ass and not bother cleaning up. have her wear a plug when i'm not fucking her ass. it will be mine to control.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu anal is taboo and fantastic. I've been lucky enough to have a few gfs who absolutely love it. Ever tried fucking them in the ass while you get them to fuck their pussy with a dildo? Or alternatively fucking them while they have a plug in their ass? It feels so *full*. My dick

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I just want to be forcibly dressed in girl clothes, permanent chastity, and make up.
I want to be fucked in the ass constantly until I can only get off from anal and plugged up afterwards in an effort to make sure I get ""pregnant.""
Basically I want to be a submissive wife(male)

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no, i've never tried anal. or sex. i definitely want to try the one man DP though, fucking either hole. i've heard that you can feel the plug. would be fun to purposely rub against it and push it in deep.

>furries
>scat
>feet
>piss
>white genocide
>vore
>zoophilia
>macrophilia
>rape
>incest
>impregnation
>decapitation
>age regression
>diapers
>pet play
>castration

I spend too much time in my room.

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Dr. user diagnoses you with the big gay

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Its a snack.

you are definitely my nigga, user

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diaper/scat/piss fetish here

I fantasize about owning hot celebrity actresses as my personal sex slaves, and I host parties where i invite the smelliest, most disgusting lard tards from /b/ or what not to come fuck them as they please.

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love big dick bowser + peach combo, peach loves the big fat cocks for sure.

I just wanna be shrunken down to like 3 inches tall and become some user's pet.

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no Hebephiles around here? or is that just considered a given since this is Jow Forums?

NTRFags aren't even human.

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Girls getting used by random dudes, gangbangs, rape, netorare w/rape, corruption, prostitution, Father-Daughter incest, "pure" girls wearing slutty clothes and/or getting hit on by dudes who seduce her into getting fucked by them and their friends, exhibitionism, public use, etc. Basically anything that draws out the naturally slutty nature of girls.

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I would like to be a cuckold and paypig to a younger androgynous guy with long narrow feet and really long toes

Fuck dude, that's my fetish.

All men are hebephiles. You lyin if you say you don't think teens and tweens are good lookin.

>You lyin if you say you don't think teens and tweens are good lookin.

Fetish-wise ive always been interested in girls 12-14, maybe because my middle school years were emotionally/hormonally fucked and i wasnt sexually active until i was well into my 20s.

>macrophilia
i love hard crush, doesnt get enough love sadly, do u like crushing of large animals? like puppies?

im a girl into feminizing super straight/masculine men. strapon fucking them, puttig them in heels/panties etc. I LOVE ALL THINGS ANAL. fucking, eating, etc. love stretching my loose busted holes. also love: zoo, crushing, gay porn, user sex, furries,, pig play, being humiliated/degraded, hairy, pregnant, disabled/old, ageplay, scat... cant think of any others for the moment. and yes ive tried scat IRL not just porn viewing.

My sister. She knows and respects that, she told me than she didn't want to be my girlfriend, she still lets me grope her and take her places, we even sleep in the same bedroom most of the time, I think she's slowly accepting the idea, dunno, she's starting to get jealous when I talk about other girls

my fetish is watching people fall in love

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>she still lets me grope her and take her places,

u wat m8

It's so disgusting and erotic. Imagine making soft love to a sweaty, exhausted girl covered in still warm cum. She would be too tired to take an active role, instead just laying there and opening her legs for you, holding you close while you thrust into her tired cunt. Its slimy contents gush out to cover your own cock, making its entrance easy. She climaxes one more time with you, shuddering silently and giving you a small kiss on the cheek. Then you carry her to the shower and scrub her with gentle, loving care, making sure to clean out her pussy and ass before bathing yourself. You pat her dry and guide her into a clean bed. She puts her arms around you and nuzzles into your chest gratefully and is soon deeply asleep.

Ass, tights, legs, restaurants, sightseeing

im a virgin at 23 years of age an ive recently been masturbating to my mom

very based tastes,corruption of nice girls into slutty whores is the best

uh, user how old is she?

That's really cute user
Good luck with your relationship

Girls getting stuff dumped into their panties.

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Umm ephebiphillic arousals. I've even gotten to experience it first hand. It's a great feeling but also shameful desu

L O N D O N

originaldo

I want to fugg a cute, homely Azn exchange student.
Not a pale, perfect-looking JAV actress with a chubby fanny butt and a doll face. Not a 2nd-generation Azn-American Stacy with Uggs and the brain of a white chick.
No, I want to lovingly inseminate one of those little 4-foot ones with the snaggled teeth right off the boat. One of those ones who are basically yellow. One of those ones who puts fish in the dorm microwave and whose breath smells like kimchee. One of those ones with the big bones in their faces and the tiny, bony little breasts and asses. The one with the frizzy black hair and that cute, shy little giggle.
I want to rail one so bad.

Source on this image? Did you comission this?

I like to imagine submitting to coworkers and other people I hate. One employee I manage I hate in particular. He has never been on time, doesn't follow dress code, is lazy, doesn't do what I tell him to do. He's not attractive to me and I don't secretly like him, but, I like to fantasize about myself being demoted and him taking my position. Or him beating me up, humiliating me in front of others, blackmailing me, all sorts of shit.
In a recent fantasy, he knocked me to the ground and made me apologize for acting superior to him, and then made me suck his dick. After swallowing his cum he shot me in the face after I begged him not to. I came pretty hard while thinking of it but felt guilty afterwards.

Nice dubs, everything I have I've commissioned.
Otherwise its badly drawn stuff taken from dA.

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How much does it cost to do this?
I have an upskirt fetish and I want more content

Chastity. I want to be locked up forever.

Fembot here: go from being degraded to praised during sex along with fits of roughness and depravity to tenderness and worship but not letting me cum until the last second (also wearing my wolf tail butt plug) OR riding someone with my hands tied behind my back so i can only move my hips and legs to give my partner pleasure and to make them cum

>upskirt fetish

hey nice, I like upskirts too. With panties or without? I love them with panties cause it ties into my whole panty fetish thing too. But I digress.

Honestly, it costs as much as you want to put into it. Cheapest Commissions I've run into are like $10 while the more expensive ones can go well into the $100's but for something as innocuous as an upskirt fetish you could probably find artists willing to do it for a fair price.

Of course it all ties into the quality that you want. Quality usually rises with Price but some artists I've commissioned charge pretty good prices for quality art.

If you're asking how to get into commissioning, its really easy. I usually go through tumblr to find artists to draw stuff for me.

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That second one is top-quality taste.

I am extremely obsessed with little girl panties.
I can't post loli on Jow Forums though, so here's a 500 year old vampire that borders the line.

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Someone who loves me that I can love back.

That might make it a little harder to find artists willing to take your commissions, but if I can find people willing to draw girls with things in their panties then I'm sure you can find an artist to draw for you!

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I want to be hugged and held down while I fuck my gf/wife. Like she holds me closely into her chest and won't let me pull out with her legs.

I also want to be tied down/handcuffed and have my gf/wife force me to have multiple orgasms and to not let me go until I do. For those that don't know, having your dick sucked after you cum once or twice starts to hurt more than it feels good.

I also want to tie down my gf/wife, blindfold her, and then force her to orgasm multiple times and make her feel good for hours.

My ultimate fetish is to have sex with my gf/wife, have her willingly and purposely want to impregnate her, and have slow loving sex until we both cum, and I stay inside her vagina even after my dick gets soft and we just lay there with my dick inside of her holding each other and kissing/looking into each others eyes.