Ask a mentally unstable pole dancer anyway

Ask a mentally unstable pole dancer anyway.

Event of the week;
A meth head tried to convince our manager to let her dance. We're a little too exclusive for her. She waited outside of the club and tried to fight one of the other dancers.

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Original tits or original get the fuck out. No one likes a larper

You can fuck right off after showing us your tits with a timestamp you whore

tits or GTFO whore
cmon its easy
also timestamp

Thanks for the obligatory posts. Can we move on now?

Are you the one with the kid

Gtfo, we don't like roasties.

Nope, I don't think I'll ever have kids. Not for me and probably bad for them.

Not unless you want to get curb stomped with climbing spikes you dumb whore. You have one job ONE JOB ON THIS BOARD AND YOU CANT EVEN DO IT. WHY DO YOU EXPECT US TO INTERACT YOU IF YOU CANT DO ONE SIMPLE THING AND EXPECT THE CONVERSATION TO COME TO YOU. OH MY GOD I HATE FEMOIDS

And I thought my mental health was poor.

id let you dance on my pole if you know what i mean -.-

Dumb, I would never go into a strip joint unless I was looking for a phone.

Oddly specific, we don't sell phones at our club. I don't know of any that do.

When you have sex, what for? Do you like the physical sensation? Approval? Closeness?

I have sex, I mean private dances, for money. I haven't had sex with someone for the sake of romance or love in a long long time. I remember feeling happy because of how close they were willing to be and how okay they were with seeing me for who I am in that moment.

Yes, that's an answer to the question I was wondering about.

So I understand correctly you have not had sex - of any kind - for any other reason than money since?

If we want to talk about technicalities I haven't ever had sex for money. I've felt that I wanted to spend some extra time with generous customers plenty of times and that happens to be the only time I've had sex for around a year.

So someone pays for a dance, sometimes you like them, and then you have sex?
Do they initiate, or do you?
What do you do it for in these cases?

I'm asking because I've only ever had sex in the context of monogamous long-term relationships, and anything else I have no understanding of. But I feel your experiences are very different from mine.

I'm a dancer. People can spend time with me in a private space and get some special treatment. That's supposed to mean flirting, dancing, and maybe some play. What it really means is that we spend some time together, they say something along the lines of "Do you do anything else? How much does it cost for half an hour?" and we go from there.

It's all beating around the bush because I'm not supposed to do it.

What kind of girls tend to be the most popular among clients? Any particular hair color or features, or ass or tits preferred?

Seriously though, what did you expet? Why would anyone believe you?

Depends on where you're at. At my club it's mostly middle aged men with money to spend so they're all about traditionally attractive white girls. Legs, tight bodies, light hair. You get the occasional guy that has a type of course.

And you say no if the guy seems creepy?

Is there any enjoyment to it on your part?

And do you wish you were having romantic sex and it's simply not on offer right now?

I can turn down anyone. I can just call out for security or hit the silent alarm and someone will be at the door in a few seconds if they're bad enough. It also just depends on how I feel. Sometimes I'll say I don't do anything else in the first place just because I don't want to. Occasionally you'll get a guy that's just good and hits the right spots from a physical standpoint. I've gotten to the point where it's all an act though.

I wish I had someone but at the same time I don't think I need anyone right now.

ive seen a picture of OP before, shes a black landwhale

This seems like bait to get me to post a picture of myself. If you want to believe that I'm a black landwhale then go ahead. I'm not though.

So, how much for a blowjob?

Do you have some sort of exit plan? How long do you want to keep doing it?

I think a lot of jobs are shitty jobs, and maybe yours is better than flipping burgers. But it also seems to badly interfere with your romantic life. Would you still do it if it paid 10% less? 25%? 50?

Jesus, i dont want to see another picture of you

you might be the white one and im getting you mixed up with the black one but youre both landwhales

Shut up whore show us a timestamp or stop larping

I mean I live in the best apartment complex in the city, I drive a brand new car, and I have plenty of expendable income for whatever else. Of course it's better than shitty minimum wage jobs. I wouldn't do it if I made so much less that my standard of living had to drop significantly. I have no idea what I'm going to do but I have time left in my "career" so I'm not too worried about it right now.

I weigh 115 lbs lol

>115 lbs
>not fat
Pick one

That depends on how much you've already spent and if you're gross or not. Since I'm technically not getting paid for it I can change the price whenever I want. Have we been together for a while that night? Shove a twenty in my pants and I'll do it. If you just got there and you're an asshole? It'll be a lot more.

lol /fa/ would consider you morbidly obese

Well /fa/ doesn't understand that I need some amount of muscle mass to swing myself around a pole for a living.

>I mean I live in the best apartment complex in the city, I drive a brand new car, and I have plenty of expendable income for whatever else.
Do you have savings? Insurance? An education?

How does one ask a stripper for a bj?

its not muscle mass though stop coping fatty

Are you available for hire for the entire night?

Are actually slutty outside of being a pole dancer? I just unapologetically find sluts hot.

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I've started getting into savings. Funny enough it was someone here that called me out for how irresponsible with my money I was being. Obviously I have car and renter's insurance. I've been hesitant about medical insurance. I'm worried that they'll dive too deep into what I do.

"Hey what all do you do? What would it take for me to get some head?" Don't just ask any stripper. It has to be clear that they're willing and that the club is the kind of place that lets that stuff happen under the table. You'll get kicked out of a lot of places for suggesting that kind of thing.

Nope.

I don't really have a social life or sex life outside of work.

Nice. You seem like an alright gal. I hope we'll meet one day for that bj.

Don't you think you could make a lot more money as an e-thot or at least a camgirl?

We'll see.

Believe it or not I don't mind what I do. I think I'm more suited for "working in the field" rather than peddling for patreon subscribers.

Hey user what's the manga name ?

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do you have big fake stripper tits?

Yeah yeah but what's the name ?

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Nah I wear a 32A

post them nao please

Post yo titties

BITTTCCCH

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How bad of an idea is it to date a stripper?

Tits or gtfo pathic human waste loll

Worst idea, most are drug addicts or degenerate. Usually severe daddy issues and/or sexually exploited as a child. Lots of baggage. Their values of right and wrong are irreparably fucked and they have trouble emphasizing, though many people lack that trait these days.

Jesus fuck, empathizing.

how sweaty is your pussy after a night of dancing

I wouldn't suggest it. I'd like to think that I'm pretty datable but probably not. We're cut off from the world due to working night shifts, a lot of us are unwell mentally, there's a lot that have sketchy backgrounds, and you know the whole sex work thing.

This is true.

Pretty damn sweaty. Usually I run to the backroom and clean up before working the floor.

What is it about Jow Forums that attracts whores?

>a board that attracts social misfits and mentally ill people
Gee, I wonder.

How do you entertain yourself in your free time? Do you have any friends, hobbies? Do you talk to anons online?

>Pretty damn sweaty
im pondering the aroma

You work as a sex worker, spend money on new cars, and don't have health insurance.