/britfeel/

you've never had carrot cake before lad?
yeah it's got grated carrot in the batter, you'd never know though, it just tastes like cinnamon and nutmeg

to tell you the truth I'm not sure
tastes fruity

on the subject, mince pies, actual mince?

>Tim Farron
Obligatory Tim Farron's wife

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I need to talk to this cute chubby bulgarian chick as soon as possible.

>on the subject, mince pies, actual mince?
once upon a time they used to have actual mince in them, but over time it became less common for recipes to include the meat
the name just stuck

Not that I remember. Thanks wise cake lad, I hope it sits in ur belli good
That would make them like a meat pie with sugar in. It could work?
Me on the right
Chekt for kevs

I played it for the first time recently, pretty childish but it made me giggle a lot

I NEED A WOMAN'S CARESS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Blessings to the lads that finished the last fred off with tiddies

skidaddle
skidoodle
ur dick is now a noooodle!
XD

Yeah, it is childish. Poop and fart jokes. Anal probing jokes. Nazi jokes.
Very silly, but still makes me chuckle.

orly?

>bloxo cubes

Your mum's fruit cake is fucking shit.

SP me mate. If i could i would give you a gf but unfortunately the best i have is a cheap whore for the night xx

fruit cake is fucking shit

Lads I'm about to meet a girl who's pretty but fairly fat. She seems willing to exercise and I'm thinking of making her a project gf. Is this a good idea? If I manipulate her to lose weight I could end up with a decent gf.

burger wurger pizza wizza

Sorry for the feels, I think I'm feeling the effects of turning 30 in a few months and realising how much better things could have been

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*squares up 2 u*
U looking to be the replacement ingredient m8?
*tries to fit u inside a pie*
Thank you lovely but that isnt me
I am sure the lonli lad appreciates the offer though

its good that varg got banned, only larping incels and spergs like him

trying to play mass effect 1 but some of the faces of the characters are totally black and have this weird orange glow

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it's good that community centers got banned, only yobs and criminals like them

Honestly lad. I would say go for it. A fat gf might make you happy if she has a decent personality and it's better than nothing at all. Would be good for improving your social skills and all that

>tfw varg thinks Europeans evolved exclusively from Neanderthals
>tfw varg unironically believes in the Norse gods
Silly billy. It gives me some hope that I can find an autismfu wife though
>tfw britfeel will never buy farmland and raise children together that become besties with our autistic wives

>ywn be smart enough to help SP with his exams

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Best thing they could come up with for the olympic football 50p was an explanation of the offside rule? still don't get it tbqh
its not offside if your guy is next to another guy but it is offside if your guy isnt by any other guy and is behind the other guys?

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I got a fat gf and I ended up loving it lad. Skinny girls are great and all but there's a lot to be said for a soft warm girl with some padding.
She was also keen to lose weight and the confidence she got from being in a relationship got her down from fat to chubby.

Excellent point. It is a good way to pass the time with limited drawbacks in the short term at least.

>helping SP with his exams
Normal sized brain
>calling SP based from kicking a 14 year olds bike
HUGE BRAIN

It's offside if the attacking player is in front of the last defender when he receives the ball from another attacking player behind him.

That what I was thinking. She seems to be more confident the more compliments I give her and she wants to take up running because I have.

bloody hell lads. i'm just trying to blank out the fact life is so bloody terrible

>kicking a 14 year olds bike
Why he do that?

love me a bit of arse lads
phwoaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>love me a bit of arse lads

You don't get any though eh fren. Poor fren.

>small brain
Having a conversation with a 25 year old woman
>Big brain
>Having a conversation with a 16 year old girl

Seriously, what do you talk about with 25 year old women? They are incredibly boring and bland

>youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI
>ywn have a lovely wholesome 2000's Lily Allen
Oof, really not a nice feel.

ask them if they have any younger sisters

@ computer lad. Dont think i will be able to screenshot anything now, computer wouldnt do anything when i tried to click anything so i disabled the hard drive in the bios. Dunno what to do now...

I have used that taxi firm a few times from the noncehunter video in the last thread

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Should have just pulled a sicky today, they don't appreciate me at work

Though I might try asking for my shifts to be changed but given how few people are in over the weekend they won't get me off those. Thinking of asking to reduce my hours

Do you make 16 year old qt posts in britfeel whilst the mission impossible theme plays in your head every time you order one?

daddo phones every day. making sure i'm not dead i will bet

Might facefuck your sister for a laugh, lol.

Started cooking a stew about 8.30. Big mistake. Not reducing. Bigger mistake. Put way too much chilli powder in. Biggest mistake.

"It will be my cat that is associated with "looong".
About 15 years ago, a lot of long collages were made.
The cat is still alive and is the oldest cat of our home."

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Going to start making one right now lmao

About to have a wank. Shame I have to do it in the toilet because there are family knocking about. Would have preferred a banana skin wank in my room

You got work tomorrow lad?

Work are also desperate for people to do overtime this Sunday because people are on holiday and there's a skeleton crew in normal anyway

Would be hilarious if I threw a moni wrench in their plans

dads on a mad one tonight, he will have to go the hospital, there's already a paramedic here just waiting for the ambulance to take him

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fuck the internet desu.
fucking basedbois stealing muh wahey for photos. i developed that technique years ago after getting moaned at for not smiling in family photos. fuckers. now holp holpy ruining rhyming
fuck it. i'm not having it
*calls the cat buddy wuddy*
*rings mum and complains about lack of a family get together*
i'll fucking show em

Yeah, but not until night time

whats wrong with yer dad lad

haven't wanked in 2 weeks lmao

That sounds comfy lad, glad to hear it.

dementia and other old folk stuff

Cuckoo clock fell on his head lad
Very upsetting

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not based at all. apart from my idea. fucking soiulant motherfuckers

Cat just caught a seagull feather lol

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just threw my cat in the microwave lmao

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absolute fucking crease at this stuff lads

Best not have been one of mine lad, I'll peck that little bastard to death
"shits on your windows"

We just left it outside anyway fren

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never found someone trying to fuck a kid funny tbqh

*posts in the /britfeel/ thread*

What the fuck is that thing.
The absolute state of whatever that thing is..

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no it's funny when they get caught and their shit caves in around them though

it's fucking hilarious to see them get caught by somebody their own age and just shit their fucking pants

I am surprised youtube allowed Varg on their platform for so long desu

sory to hear that lad

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MY RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY ADDRESSING ME AS FREN
I AM A SEAGULL, I WAS BORN TO HATE, TO PECK AND TO SHIT ON THE THINGS YOU LOVE
BE GONE HUMAN
SKRREEEEEEEEE
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get fucked over seriously, many times in life, a lot of knock backs and miss treatment by others. Usually brush myself off and come back, but i'm really struggling this time lads. Not sure how many comebacks i've got left in me but it';s not many.

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It's probably only been 3 times in the past year, I just recognised the taxi firm in Worthing, don't recognise that driver though

I've been there before mate. You'll pull through. What I try to do when I feel at my lowest is imagine what person I could be in 6 months time (or some other lengthy time period). I tell myself this will be my final effort to turn things around. I don't achieving everything I set out to do but feeling like this is *it* means you get more done. It's a better alternative than suicide to think you can be something different and then see the results of trying just one last time.

whos varg

vargina

What happened this time lad? Don't tell me you're still wet over that basement slag

is the moni wrench just molesting them all and putting cameras in their toilets

*le sigh*
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48533619

I'm not sure why they get so petrified, it's not the end of the fucking world.

my boyfriend is giving me pats life is good

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Sorry to hear that wee man, hopefully just a urine infection or something that's making him loopy.
Hope your auld da feels better soon x

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The aids-ridden pedophile is back

Seagulls are mates though, I like them

It would be nice lad, but i wouldn't get your hopes up. If she was actually willing she'd already be doing it, right?

>girlfriend wants to get breast reduction surgery
>would go from a C cup to an A
>says her back hurts too much and she doesn't care how it looks

How do I talk her into keeping them?

They can't be fucking serious. 12 YEARS

Tell her she can't titwank you with A's and the relationship is over if she has smaller tits.