I'm forming a party, need 4 good honorable men to join me in the quest to find the cure for robothood...

The sun is now high in the sky and we'r still here where is this damn wizard

onward my brothers. Victory shall be ours

The valleys of chadia are deep and long, we need a ranger to scout the way. Our untouched kind have not step foot in these lands since are forefathers were exiled in the Lords Year of 2004

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Hey do us a favour and scout around, will you?

Also If he can find some herbs on his way i could maid our meals easier to swallow

Chief I have prepared the chicken tendies for our dinner.
Fwish-chan might be in trouble, should we go look for her?

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She must make her way to us, these are dangerous paths. Beware the she-mer as we enter the great Krotch-woods in time. They know your desires, your lusts. They will use them against you and distract you from the task at hand, and our quest will fail before you. And It will be all for nothing, as you realise these tricksters are hung with the feminine-peen.

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We could also do with some materials to build some weapons.

i think their peen is bigger than mine

this thread is too sweet & innocent to be on a site full of jaded contrarians

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>feminine-peen
I have ample supplies of "material" with women with modestly-sized breasts. I can keep our lust contained

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i think fwish-chan may have died

This looks like a good place to make camp for a couple days while we gather resources and plan ahead. This is a team effort, let your ideas be known. Once ready, we will set forth for the first great city of Chadia, nestled deeply within the great Bosom Rest Cavern

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I'm a dragon tamer and I have a little dragon loli the follows me around.

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caverns are kinda dark. I'll make some decent torches for the trip.
Someone should keep watch btw

I think we should visit the village of /soc/hester on the way, we should see what they know about Chadia. We might need their knowledge and supplies

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I have prior military service and was once a low ranking Dog Knight of St.Mattis. NJPs kept my rank low, but it only hardened my spirit.
I can provide long range rapid support with my M2 machine gun and am able to hike long distances with great weigh.
I also have basic healing abilities and can stop bleeding effects with my tourniquet technique.
If you increase my friendship to the max I will share my MRE skittles and M&Ms with you.
I offer you my skills if you will have me.

I catched some frogs gonna make a good dinner you will see

We should install some trap or make round for the night, don't want to get ambushed on this unknow land

Aye, im in love with this thread, and i wish to join this Oh noble quest.
I was in the army for a year, and was the selected sniper of my team, please acept my skills, i Also descend from a family of Merchants (non-jews) and hace vast amounts of knowledge in all forms.
I might not be the best in any field, but i'm a Jack of all trades, EVEM THOU IM.LATE, WILL THY HEAR MY PLEA.O.LORD OF ROBOTS?

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don't we some one who could sing ? Or tell some tale next to the fire ?

The Traps were untouched during the night, these woods have been good to us.
the village was oddly empty. Where did they go? what maybe we will find out later in our quest.
Those torches were needed, these cavern tunnels twist and turn as the shadows dance. We're exiting soon...

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As a Jack of all trades, my musical skills are limited, but i can play the Harmonica

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Welcome soldier, one is never too late for destiny

There she is, the glistening city of Bosom Rest Cavern. Built by the strongest of the Chadians, each of them ripped with muscles head to toe. There may be those within with the knowledge of what we seek, but they may not like our kind. Do we risk it?

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Mid level warlock here, i'm in for a good adventure. I do h ave horrible DEX though, but my INT is amazing.

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Crap, we all have terrible charisma.
try playing them something, so they like us. The less talk we do the better

I'm as much as a robot as the next man, but my external looks are those of a low-tier Chad, i volunteer myself to infiltrate

I will
With my M2 I shall keep watch.
In my time amongst the Devil Dog Knights, I survived many nights with little rest.
Give me a potion of monster energy and I can go until the morning with the utmost vigilance

To identify myself (the soldier Jack of all trades) i'll use pics of animals from now on

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Also maybe you could try sell our leftover torches and excess rations on the market? We probably wont get much, but every bit of gold will help.

How do we win any fights with all wizards? We need to recruit a chad or a couple of tards to act as tanks.

I'll sell them rocks if you order me to

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You and shall enter the city at nightfall, but keep your heads low. That won't be hard with your manlet statures among Alphas. Head to a tavern, the dingiest kind you can find. Nothing fancy, the sort full of ruffians and lesser Chadians.

Once the drinks are flowing can attempt to entertain, and shall try and enter normie conversation with a local Chadian. See if you can earn their graces, we need to know in what direction lays "The Great Halls of Vageen"

We shall make camp here and await your return brothers

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Chief I think I've found Fwish-chan. She is stood over there with that thumbnail-sized man.
Why is she there? What have the people of Chadia done to her?

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I always wanted to visit a city this big. We should at least send a few people to get information, maybey we should go masked and we should for sure avoid comunication with our local

Summoner here. I once managed to summon a succubus.Unfortunately it was (male)

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I can handle close combat if those wizards don't burn be with the target

We are in a city, it probably is a good idea to try find an inn so the homeless wont rob us. I'll go look for one at a decent price.

That's fine, but I always carry my sleeping system on my pack. I will go to the stables, the horses reactions should let me know if something foul is amiss.

If you get to the stables, let them open by the morning. We could take the horses and run away with them once we got what we want from this city

>*message by pigeon*

You fools, head to the tavern with haste while the ale flows! be safe and remember to find out where the great halls of vageen lay, this is no city for our puny kind to be taking time in.

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Chief shouldn't we prepare in case they leave the city with pursuer ?

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But Lord, you asked me to do ALL the things

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I've just messaged them by airscroll , we shall give them time. I trust in them for the task at hand

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to the tavern it is then
I shoot the pigeon with my sling before tho

I'm starting to fear the worst for the two sent within... shall we all enter to see their fate or quietly move past the city under the stars?

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Should we give up so soon on our fellow robots ? Plus i really want to see this city from my own eyes

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Look above, you didint send two, you sent ONE, and i'm.back with news, as the Jack of all trades that i am,i managed to out-play any. Chad and fool them to belive i was a low ranking of their kind.
Now i'm.oficially a spy.

As previously accorded, i'll remain reporting under animal pics

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I have the power of making myself dissappear from life.
The thing is i can only use it once.

Good good, your illusion spell made one seemeth two.

Now find out the direction of the great halls of vageen and return to camp, we await at the valley overlook from whence you left.

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CHADS have such skills with words, i'm currently in knowledge of multiple places of their civilization.
And from what they told me, those halls are located in the Gym-city of "chazz-town"

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Then the legends are true, and there's only one path to the great gym-city that lays ahead. We must head through the endless chasms of Analdum, which reaches the very bowels of the earth if rumours ring true.

This is no task for an old Ranger like me, we need a general to stop up and lead us within and through this darkest of darks. Sharpen your swords, who knows what lays within.

Your move, general

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i am extremely skilled in everything other than producing a female orgasm or attraction