Greentext your first BJ

camp roasties are the best roasties. what grade?

priceless. once in a lifetime. the stars were aligned that day.

This would have been the summer between grade 11 and 12

>be me
>visit sister recently
>notice she has some weird photos of half-naked women on her walls
>ask her if she's gay
>she says "if I was gay, would I do this!?"
>pulls down my pants and starts sucking my dick
>finishes
>i say "I don't know, we might need to check again tomorrow"

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that happened for sure

I am a normie so because of that I never post here. However this thread calls for normies specifically so I will contribute.

>back home early on my first year of university
>smoking weed and browsing Jow Forums with my friend at his house
>his little sister comes home (2 years younger)
>says she is throwing a party and we should join
>I'm down
>my friend is too surprisingly since he's more of a robot
>we go play beer pong a bit and drink
>his sister pulls me aside and says I should go for her blond friend
>start talking with her
>play some more drinking games with her and drink a bit more
>she says she lost something outside and I should help her find it
>go outside
>makeout instead
>party is dying down
>go see my friend
>he convinces me to hit the massivest bowl of his shitty bong
>after hitting it immediately feel like I am about to green out
>go upstairs and friends sister says she has a place for me and the girl to crash
>nod and lie down right away at the verge of passing out
>girl goes and talks to sister a bit
>sounded a bit hesitant
>goes in the room I'm in and says she doesn't have sex with people she doesn't know
>say ok I am pretty fucked anyways
>cuddle her a bit
>she says thank you for being so nice
>you might want to pull down your pants
>gives me a really shitty toothy blowjob and I don't cum
>wake up early next day and go to work without saying anything to her

im surprised you woke up at all from that coma-like sexual experience

this is a beautiful story

>

^ This is how every robots should be. If it isn't leave this board at once.

>both of us are virgins
>lots of teeth grazing
>barely feel anything
>she gags if she puts more than 2 inches in her mouth
>didn't even come close to cumming

She sucks dick like a pro now though so it's all good

>be me
>virgin
>in bed with oneitis
>we're kissing and groping
>grower, not a show-er
>assure her of this
>she goes to succ
>nervous.jpg
>she's sucking my floppy
>can't get hard because nervous
>literally can't get it up the whole night
>we decide to maybe try again in the morning
>can't sleep because so embarrassed
>we don't try again in the morning

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>
Surprised I'm the first one

GEEZUS I'm glad I'm not you

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I don't blame you for feeling that way. I still think about it every night and cringe.
Worst night of my life.
so far

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>
well, that about sums it up

>be 17, dark skin "currynigger"
>download some shitty match and chat app, called Meet Me I believe
>message girls at random, just generic "Hey" or something
>one girl actually responds
>thicc black girl, not great looking but she is really friendly
>she says she wants to meet up but just as friends
>say ok
>we hang out for a few weeks and become closer
>she ends up being my first kiss
>lets me touch her juicy tits and slap her ass
>one day she tells me to park my car somewhere secluded
>she tells me to start kissing her and biting her
>I'm horrible at it but I try my best
>she tells me to rub her tiddies
>I do, and I also rub her nips a little bit
>"user, omg if you keep doing that we are gonna have to fuck right here"
>virgin, don't want to do that yet
>she lets me finger her, soaking wet
>asks if I want a bj
>say yes, of course
>I'm uncut, and I masturbate like everyday, so I was not able to predict this new sensation
>she sucks on my hyper sensitive tip and I'm almost in pain
>she keeps going but I am unable to cum because it feels so weird/hurts
>realize that beating my meat and getting sucked off by someone else is completely different
>she eventually stops and I go home
>blue balls for the rest of the day, except I don't know what blue balls are

It wasn't that good

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Sexual assault from a kinda okay looking female. I guess out of 0 to 10 she probably tipped the scale closer to 10 unless you were doing that kind of stuff with her. Objectively speaking.

>5 years ago when I was 16
>Me and actually diagnosed autist friend go to his autist gfs house
>Both of us are 16 and she is 19
>Both of them are okay with "open relationship"
>We talk and smoke weed I brought

FF about a couple hours into night

>She talks to friend in private
>Comes back in room and asks me if I'm interested in her
>Visibly confused I look at friend
>He doesn't look bothered
>Asks her what she means
>She asks if I want to do stuff with them
>uhh okay I'm down
>Already sitting on bed and she kinda pushes me down so I'm laying on bed
>Starts feeling on my pants
>Never had any sexual experiences except for when I was young young
>Unzips my pants and plays with my dick
>Strokes my dick slowly
>feels good but I'm very nervous
>Oh shit she's going in for the kill
>Puts my dick in her mouth
>Sucks me for about a good 7 or 8 minutes
>Friend is still in the room the whole time smoking
>Can't even cum
>She asks me if I want her to stop
>Tell he to keep going
>This goes on for a little longer till I have a really weak orgasm

I also lost my virginity that night in a threesome with them. Can continue the story if y'all want

>Be me, Junior year of HS (16 at time)
>Halloween get together with a few close friends
>Me and My buddy (18), and two girls, lets call them D (18) and C (17)
>Had a relationship with D in my freshman year of HS, ended on good terms
>Had a crush on and drunkenly made out with C once
>Basically this "get together" consisted of a handle of vodka, and a bit of weed and some halloween movies
>We all have like 6-7 drinks each, so were pretty drunk cuz highschool and a few of us couldnt hold their drinks for shit
>Play strip cards against humanity
>Nothing happens really, until D and C kick me and my buddy out of the room and lock the door.
>Me and my buddy go back to the room where the movie is playing and just drink and smoke more, while moans come from the room
>Finally, they come back down
>C suggests we play a game of kiss or spank
>Basically whoevers turn it is, they tell someone in the group to kiss or spank a certain person. Stupid game but I was pretty fucked up, so whatever.
>Jack shit doesnt happen, until C is told to kiss or spank me
>C just goes in and starts making out with me, and after a little bit D walks over and starts making out with both of us.
>D slides her hand in my pants, and starts giving me a handjob
>My buddy just awkwardly watches, then just leaves the building, which is fucking stupid since it was the middle of the night and he did not live near by or have a car
>Buddy ends up coming back, and D went to "check up on them"
>C starts going down on me, and giving me a handjob
>Shes scraping my dick with her fucking nails
>Keep my mouth shut, she starts sucking me off
>Pretty good, but at the same time I was so fucked up I could barely understand what was going on
>Gets Interrupted by D accusing my buddy of rape
>D admitted she initiated things, then pretended to fall asleep and he didnt stop
>Since then D has tried to initiate other 3 ways, but both me and C shut that down.
>D was later accused of being predatory by people

where did you cum each time? continue...

>Gets Interrupted by D accusing my buddy of rape

is this really how millennials have sex?

Dude the meetoo movement tore a chunk out of my area. Accusations left and right

Was from a latina. I jerked off twice that day already so I couldn't get hard. Two months later I came in the mouth of another chick. Both were in my freshman year of college

Only came once during all that. It was in her mouth and she swallowed.

>After the blowjob my friend wanted one too
>Girl asks me if I'm a virgin
>Admit to her that I am
>She has a better idea than giving another bj
>She says why don't we just have a threesome?
>I was skeptical but both of them were all in
>Tell her I don't have a condom
>That's okay user just don't cum in me
>O-okay..
>Again I am on my back
>She pulls of my pants
>Strips in front of me
>Friend is in the background taking off all his clothes too
>She gets on top of me
>It's really about to happen
>She guides my dick into her pussy
>HolyFuck.jpg
>Didn't expect it to be so warm and wet
>Friend gets on bed as she starts grinding on me
>Friend goes for her mouth
>She's sucking him and riding me at same time
>Best experience of my life (so far anyway)
>Friend gets off to get lube
>Gets behind her and is lubing her asshole
>Friend goes in for anal
>Tried not to think of him there too much
>Can't cum for awhile
>Starts to get close to cumming
>Hear friend grunting
>start to feel it
>tell her I'm about to burst I need to pull out
>So is friend and he wants to finish now
>He doesn't want to stop
>Doesn't let her get off me
>Still riding my dick
>Cant hold it in
>Fuckfuckfuck
>Bust nut inside her
>Friend came in her ass
>The most amazing feeling ever
>But was so fucking scared too
>Friend tell me we'll just buy plan B
>She isn't upset
>Everyone is good and we smoke more after getting dressed

Probably the most awkward moment of my life

your gay, user. which is fine, just dont think you arent

Blowjobs are a porn meme people don't actually do them. Dumb virgin.

>16
>making put with gf, 15
>Not sure how it happened, but pinned her in a corner and she wound up crouched down, head at dick-level, in front of me
>can't help it, awkwardly thrust without even meaning to
>she giggles and asks if I'm insinuating something
>sucks my dick GOOD, even grabs/fondles my ass and pulls me in hard repeatedly so I fuck her face violently, cum in her mouth, she swallows
God, I miss that shit.

>be 16
>At cousins wedding in some fancy hotel
>everyone was drinking and partying
>parents and little sister went back to the room to sleep
>sister was only 3 at the time
>told them i'd be back in the room by 10
>everyone was sneaking me drinks, having a great time, spilled drinks on myself
>before i knew it it was 12
>knew if i went back to the room late and drunk, stinking of alcohol i would be in big trouble
>was sitting down wondering what the fuck i should do
>one of my aunts friends who was sneaking me drinks sat down asking what was wrong
>she was late 30s/early 40s black hair, huge tits
>explained my problem
>turns out i was staying on the same floor as her
>we were just going to slip a note under the door letting them know where i was
>we wrote the note, slid it under the door and went to her room
>she told me to jump in the shower and that she'd do her best to clean my clothes when i was done
>she showered after me
>we were both drunk still
>the place had 24/7 room service so we got some food and both just sat there eating in bath robes
>hers wasn't done up tightly
>every time she leaned forward to take a bite they almost fell out
>she noticed me looking
>she laughs "are you trying to look at THESE?"
>she just opens her robe top and flashes me
>she laughs her head off
>i just say sorry and stare back at my food

cont.

>look back, she hasn't closed her robe
>"It's fine, i know what boys your age are thinking"
>"have you ever touched boobs before? do you want to touch mine?"
>she got up and was kneeling on the bed holding her robe open
>"it's fine, i won't tell anyone, but you can't tell anyone either"
>She just dropped her robe completely, so she was kneeling on the bed naked
>i just sort of sat there hesitantly
>"It's okay"
>she grabbed my hand and put it on her boob
>i grabbed the other one as well and started rubbing, squeezing and bouncing them
>she was giggling the whole time
>"You really do like boobs don't you?"
>"do you like butt too?"
>she spun around and got on her hands and knees
>poked her ass out and wiggled it a bit
>to this day it's the best looking pussy I've ever seen
>played with her ass a little bit
>didn't even realize the raging boner poking out through my robe
>"i can see you liked that!"
>"sit here"
>she sat me on the edge of the bed and got on her knees in front of me
>"You can tell me to stop any time if you need to, it's okay"
>"N-no, it's okay"
>"okay good, because you're going to love what i do next!"
>Lady could suck a dick
>it felt like my dick was melting
>she made a huge mess, saliva everywhere
>deep and slow
>Couldn't even pinpoint when i came down her throat
>she just swallowed it all without even mentioning it
>i basically passed out
>she cleaned me up with a bathrobe and tucked me in
>we slept together naked
>next morning
>banging on the door
>it's my parents
>she answered the door
>they chatted for a bit
>she gave them the bag with my clothes in it
>explained she spilled a drink on me
>said i fell asleep straight away
>tiredly stumble back to parents room
>have a shower
>we all go downstairs for breakfast
>see her a few tables over
>she winks at me and makes a hush gesture

She literally ruined blowjobs for me for the rest of my life, I've never had one as good since.
She also gave me a fetish for older women.

>17
>first week of college
>run into girl from my hometown living in the dorm next door
>we hang out
>she sucks my dick
>we have sex

Dated for almost a year but it didn't work out.

It was when I lost my virginity back when I was 15, I was so nervous I couldnt cum so she went down on me. That girl really knew what she was doing, she always swallowed

Well I had some gay experiences when I was little with a cousin and a friend. I wouldn't say I'm gay maybe a little bi

she raped you user thats fucked and hot too

>15
>go over neighbors house
>I'm in shirt and boxers (used to only walk around outside in shirt and boxers because I was a loser)
>neighbors wife talks with me for like half an hour
>suddenly there's some kind of tension between us and awkward laughter
>she asks if I'd watch a movie with her
>don't want to (she's annoying and always wants me to waste time with her, I just want to go back home to play video games)
>for whatever reason, I agree and say I'll stay for part of a movie
>she has me sit next to her
>during the movie, she starts rubbing my hair and touching me
>looks over to me and I look over to her
>she smiles and I smile back
>suddenly she leans in for a kiss
>I just take it because I'm stunned
>she starts trying to makeout with me
>like 5 minutes later she reaches down for my dick and starts rubbing
>I'm a horny hormonal boy and 100% into it
>I reach for her tits and grab those suckers and play with them
>she gets on her knees and pulls my boxers down
>kisses my semi-hard dick, then licks it until its hard
>smiles at me and starts sucking
>I'm in a complete trance of pleasure, puddy in her hands
>she's sucking like a champ, using tongue all over the place
>I finally gain some will and reach for her tits and play with them while she sucks
>grab her head and pull her hair while she sucks
>realize I'm a 15 year old boy dominating a 38 year old mother like this
>get harder than I've ever done before
>she sucks me off for like 5 more minutes
>I feel like I'm about to cum
>don't want to let this chance pass by without touching a pussy
>tell her to get naked, I want to play with her pussy
>she does
>take 5 million mental images of her naked body
>she lays down and tells me she's ready
>shove penis in
>like 5 thrusts and I cum like a loser cuck
>she hugs me while I fall on top of her while cumming

I had her give me some panties and a bra. We had a sexual relationship for like 3 years. I took full 100% advantage and did what I wanted.

Honestly? A laugh riot.

>be me
>16
>ginger
>manlet
>somehow get qt girl from my math class to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off with me
>sweating profusely
>actually change my shirt during the date
>she was black and had really poofy pretty lips that I wanted to innocently kissand put my penis on.
>I start kissing her neck
>we make out
>she grabs my dick
>takes off my pants and boxers
>starts kissing my cock
>gently put hand on the back of her head
>she goes down
>teeth
>no.jpg
>I don't know what I did
>but I guess during the shock of her incisors skinning my dick I jolted up but pushed down?
>end up gagging her head
>more teeth
>she flies back
>hits her head on my brother's gaming console
>I start to tear up
>I start fucking crying and grabbing my dick
>she gags
>nearly vomits
>she hocks up some white spit all over the carpet
>mom hears
>comes down
>we frantically get dressed
>mom storms in
>"user, is everything okay?"
>"yeah"
>"and no funny business?"
>"no mom"
>"then why is NAME's bra on the ground?"
>"she took it off."
>"why?"
>"because she was itchy."
>"uh huh. Yeah, don't believe that. I want NAME to go home."
>she starts crying and apolpgizing to my mom
>leaves
>mom looks at me
>about to lecture me some more
>"now user I am very....user...have you been crying?"

Girl ended up going home and telling her mom everything so when my mother called hers she found out that her mom already knew. My mom was actually sort of pleased about this. She basically just said that she was worried about me getting the girl pregnant and actually thinks the girl is actually a nice person. Her mom said I'm a nice boy. We're still together eight years later. My mom still mocks me for the itchy remark.

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Where have you been the last 5 years?

The deleting of the board is what brought attention to it you retard

My second blowjob:

>same girl
>now gf
>I get a car
>but it's an actual piece of shit
>like it's horrendous
>friend's spraypainted "sex mobile" on the outside during a party and that probably elevated its value
>take the sex mobile out for some country driving
>middle of the night
>pull over near the railroad tracks
>gf starts sucking my dick
>nice
>suddenly
>hook hand door
>a loud knock on the window
>I guess some nice samaritan thought we were stuck
>look up
>see a forty something year old working class man looking at me like pic related
>gives me a thumbs up
>walks away
>gf comes up for air
>I want to leave
>"user it's okay, we can finish"
>"I want to leave."
>I start driving even though I'm naked
>silence
>she plays with the radio but there's no reception so she stops
>she laughs
>silence
>"it deflated."
>"what?"
>"It's amazing how fast you went soft."
>"Name. Stop."
>"It was like a balloon at a children's birthday party."
>"Name."
>she does the balloon sound effect and starts laughing

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Third blowjob tale. This time the egg was on her face.

>gf and I go on vacation to see a concert for my birthday
>gf and I decide to do acid
>agree to baby sit her while she gets high
>she's having a great time
>come back
>her mom randomly calls
>makes her super nervous
>trip goes bad fast
>girlfriend feels nauseous
>my girlfriend has a vasovagal syncopes secondary to vomitting
>which means if she vomits she passes out and she's basically bad bound for a day or two
>acid induced nausea
>she starts worrying she'll throw up and faint while on acid
>aka have a very bad time
>tries to take her mind off things with sex
>blowjob
>she stops
>she gets constipated from fear and the copious amounts of pizza we ate
>says her tummy hurts
>starts sitting in the bathroom crying and begging me to sit outside the door "in case anything happens" while she farts and gags
>after an hour of listening to her cry abd fart I sigh audibly
>"I'm so sorry user."
>"It's okay."
>"Let me suck your dick you'll feel better."
>"What?"
>"I'm ruining everything let me make it up to you."
>not really in the mood
>she comes out and starts grabbing me
>roughly tell her to either go to the bathroom or go to sleep
>I guess on acid she could "feel my voice's anger and it hurt" her, claims she could sense my resentment towards her
>follows me
>"you can fuck me? I'll suck your dick? You're mad at me I want you to stop being mad at me."
>"No, Name."
>she curls up on the floor shivering and farting and crying
>she briefly calms down enough to loudly declare "it's art!" while listening to Close to the Edge but then goes back to farting and crying
>next morning
>she vaguely feels weird and ill at ease although the acid visuals are gone
>keeps farting
>she's not really lucid
>she calls her mom
>"I did acid and I sucked user's dick and I'm so upset."
>she drives us home
>didn't go to the concert
>I bring it up on my birthday and she tries to laugh but she teared up once

first time i got a bj
>be at Halloween party
>get super drunk
>semi chub blonde girl starts getting flirty
>super drunk so nobody can drive home and crash there
>we start making out and she starts feeling my dick through my jeans
>eventually pulls jeans down and gets down on her knees
>says " watch this cool trick i can take your boxers off with my teeth"
> *CHOMP* proceeds to bite down hard as fuck on the tip of my dick instead of just the boxers
>i fall over in agony while she apologizes profusely
>still fugged tho after i recovered.

where did you shoot?

OKOK WE GET YOUNG LOVE YOU GIRL ARE IN LOVE! FUCKING NORMIES NORMIE FUCKING THREAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>be me
>10 years ago
>be hanging out with girl that I have loved for 2 years now
>we plan to hang out outside after school
this was the last day of senior year of HS
>we eventually meet outside and she touches my cock but secretly so no one outside can see
>both horny so we both end up going to her house
>her brother is home fuck.mp3
>end up going to her room and she takes her shirt off...
>end up waking from dream and being super depressed all day because it was a dream

I just thought it was funny. And why do you care? Robots hate niggresses. It's not like she's some tiny Asian waifu or whatever you people like.

fuckofffuckoffoutoutout fuck off!!!

my first ex's shit BJs or my last ex's god tier bjs

why not both oregano oregano originally

>meetme

oh god I remember that. It was myyearbook when I joined. My school joined under 18. All of us guys

>get together with first girlfriend at a party
>she wasn't at the party but found out there she was single there
>immediately text her and ask her out
>go with her on a few dates and start dating exclusive (I thought this and thats a whole other story. Friend was fucking her 3 months while we were dating and didn't admit too it until a year and a half in)
>Come home from the city, go in the shower
>she joins me, I get rock hard since my ex is 4'11 and has 34 ddd but only 106lbs ( I like short girls)
>She teases me in the shower and starts to blow me
>feels ok but she sucks ass at this
>think to myself she will get better
>fuck her in the shower and finish inside
>never gets better

>Fast forward a few months after we separate and I come back from louisiana
>meet this slightly chubby girl that is married but we become great friends
>she hears my life story and I know hers. Wants to beat my ex's ass
>we are great friends
>a few months later, her husband stops wanting sex and says he isn't attracted to her anymore and basically called her fat
>alot of other dirty laundry came up
>abuse and shit too, she says she wants a divorce and I coax her into it because im friends with her
>she starts keto and drops 40lbs but liked her before hand and wanted he
>nowismychance.png
>she surprisingly comes out and tells me she had a dream of me throwing her on a table and fucking her with my big dick
>she at the time had no clue what size I was
>end up telling her mine. Prior she said it felt real
>I tell her idk about this because I dont want to go down that route
>we end up saying fuck it when I found out she was serious about divorce
>kiss her randomly and grab her ass while on lunch break off guard, she loved it but didnt think I would do it
>off work, we were at the park talking like we always do and she noticed I had precum on my scrubs, I had no clue
>she said if I had time id suck your dick and we can fuck

>my dick
>her mouth
>her mouth on my dick

jk dude

>proceed to go to the other park, more secluded
>she has never seen my dick, im a grower so I can be a button mushroom and grow to 7 no issue
>she pulls my pants down and sees it, shocked as shit and stared at it
>proceeds to tell me its huge and thought I was lying when I told her earlier I was 7
>she starts going off on it
>feelslikeheaven.gif
>she makes me cum so hard I shot a load at gun force down her throat and saw her reaction
>tell her its my first time cumming from a bj
>she honestly thought I was lying and found out it was true
>she gets kicked out of her husbands, almost divorced but he was causing issues
>she moved in and we fuck now on a regular basis
>found out she was pregnant
>went back to her husband to finalize divorce since a kids involved now
>find out its his and not mine
>she decides to stay for the kid
>cries to me over the phone the day before her cutting contact saying she doesn't want too and she guesses she will be unhappy her whole life now
>blocks me and all co-workers and never seen her again

oh and she was 27 when I was 21 so I got that prime age pussy. only a few guys were with her

Why are there so many normies here now?

>be me 16 years old tripping on acid
>accept a blowjob from this fat girl lori who has a crush on me
>turns into me fucking a decapitated pig head
>cum anyway

>meet a 20yo guy off grindr
>at his house
>his grandma leaves the room finally because it's really late
>on couch and start touching each other and stuff
>he starts blowing me
>then I blow him
We did some other stuff but I don't remember it too well desu

>He unironically used the cuckcloset

anyone here from before the whole faggot tranny normie facebook zoomer stuff

when I was suicidal this place would give me a bit of comfort, maybe laughs. now Its unusable
why do they have to ruin even small comforts for people like me?

>Have girl over for first time 2 years ago
>Gonna have sex
>Can't get hard
>Tell her my mom is coming home and she has to go
What incentive to I have now to lose my virginity? Did you ever lose yours?

>tfw when no bff to tell you what he first time sucking dick was like

>Did you ever lose yours?
Nope. That pathetic almost getting a blowjob experience I had was supposed to lead into sex, but of course that never happened, and I have yet to have a vaguely sexual experience again.
My plan is to just hire a hooker before I an hero. I want to try it once.

Most of us were LARPing as virgins back then as a joke. Almost no one is actually that much of a loser

I read about 3 lines in, but you're just too much of a normalfag to be here. All the other stories were mild, but you sound like a Brad fratboy, so gtfo.

why do you care about the first time i made Berry Jam? jeez i was probably like 10 and did it with my mom.

>Most of us were LARPing as virgins back then as a joke
imagine being such a newfag you dont even remember serious threads

I don't know if it's worse that you didn't get hard when she sucked your limp dick, or that I didn't even have my dick touched and gave up cause I was so nervous.
I wonder how different my life would be if I had sex that day. I wonder if I would've been more of a normalfag in that one semester of uni that I did before dropping out.

I wouldn't doubt that it would've boosted your confidence or something. It certainly would've boosted mine.

>be me
>15 yr old walking through neighborhood
>meet neighbor girl and friend
>take back to my house
>they go to my room
>start making out with one
>hot one with big tits is on top of me making out
>5/10 grill starts blowing me
>play with huge tits
>fuck hot girl after a little dome
>fucked hot grill for a year or two until bf
>lost virginity, first kiss, and first blow job in threesome
>rng whore gods came through

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i've layed awake at night remembering the entire reception and she basically groomed me the whole night

she introduced herself gently, said hi a few times, introduced herself, we had a quick conversation about my cousin, then she started sneaking me drinks
before inviting a very drunk 16 year old me back to her room

>When Me was 11 or 12 started having homosexual relationship with friend from school
>Each of us performed oral sex on the other
>All ended when friend's mother caught us under a bush, Me with friend's penis in my mouth

I havent had sex in almost 8 years

Who originally origiallsjsjdhdb got the big get??

>final year of HS, had a 7/10 GF
>petite, medium sized tits which looked bigger due to her frame, blonde, blue eyes.
>didnt want to suck it at first
>we lose our virginities together
>some day, as my house was empty, she comes
>basically tells me I cannot move and she gets to do whatever she wants with me
>begins to kiss all my body and teasing me
>shit is hot af
>begins the blowjob, which is not good, but hey, nice experience, and it was her first
>end with a handjob and cuddling

Pretty fine if you ask me.

Holy shit fucking kill yourself or leave this thread

>52771052
>be me
>23
>never get any action from any girl ever
>thats it
How did I do lads?

> Be me 15 yrs old
> Be in relationship with crazy girl (borderline)
> Get sucked off in a public toilet
> Go into psychiatry because she's fucked not only my dick but also my mind

Well still got a blowjob, later virgins
winrar

>Be 16
>Befriended by 23 yo blonde goth (circa 2003)
>She's into the age gap, gives the relationship a nurturing/maternal dynamic
>Open but restrained flirting
>She's at alternative/goth club one night
>After a few drinks she starts texting me
>Asks me if I'm a virgin, if I've masturbated to her
>Tell her I have
>Flirting escalates
>No sex, she thinks I'm too young, but "anything else"
>"I want to suck you til you can't take anymore and you cum all over my face"
>Consider getting that line tattooed on me
>One hour later, both at her place
>Heavy make out, then pushes me on the bed
>Starts kissing every inch of my torso as she moves down
>Throbbingcock.png
>She knows it's my first time
>"I'm going to give you something to jerk off to for the rest of your life, user"
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>Starts slowly licking my cock
>She's too much for me horny teenage cock and she knows it
>Dripping precum
>"Good boy"
>Hands on my balls, finger on scrotum
>Sucks me lovingly
>Been jerking off to this for over a year
>Come hard at that thought
>"Didn't know you wanted me that much, user"
>I pass out
>Repeat the next morning

Doesn't sound worth it - origin L

This board is full of failed normies.
I know chads who never had a Bj and these fags are thinking they are robots.

>be me
>no blowjob or urge to get one

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>pay girl $300
>get bj
>fuck her raw
>cum all over her back and butthole

kind of a messed up one but
>Be like 18 or 19
>get on omegle, somehow meet someone on there that lives nearby
>she's like 12 or13
>instantly pretty much she's like sending me nudes
>she's got huge tits for someone her age
>I eventually meet her maybe a year later after setting up so may dates and flaking out
>dont know how she put up with that
>we pretty quickly start dating
>holyshit first girlfriend
>but we have to sneak around a bit cuz age gap
>one night we're at a local park and she's talking about how she wants to suck my dick
> I'm sort of like well then why don't you, no ones around
>Basically coerce her a bit into it
>we go to corner of park and she starts blowing me
>its her first bj and it kinda feels good but she's sloppy with the teeth so mostly not
>The thrill of it is getting me off anyway
>suddenly she stop gets up tearing up, crying
>fuck
>i sort of realize how shady and fucked up it is
>I console her and make sure shes alright
>feel wracked with guilt
>fucking ghost her afterwards
>probably made things 10 times worse

I'm a fucking retard and degenerate Jow Forums

FUUUUUUCKKKKKK
Still in touch with her?

>Meet Me
kek that app man. It's where teens would hunt for older men and men would hunt for teens. Those days were great before it got super policed and neutered

Not after the last time we fucked.
She let me tie her up one night and have my way with her which was a mistake. I went crazy, lost control and did things I wouldn't have done otherwise. She never told me to stop but she was a broken mess by the time I finished with her. The next morning she said we were cool but we barely spoke again after that.

I'm so fucking horny I wish I was her. user I'd let you tie me up and fuck me for as long as you'd like. Are you big? And what position was she in when you came?

> Be 15
> Don't know anything about sex
> Have gf who wants to suck my did
> Autism causes med to get an idea
> Spear toothpaste all over the dick in case it smells and tastes bad.
> It really hurts, she sucks a little.
> I start screaming from the pain of the toothpaste
> No more blowjobs or gf.

17cm, never measured girth but I pass the toilet roll test.
I was fucking her from behind and decided I wanted to come on her face, made her beg for it which she did like a good whore.

I'd let you have me right now if you were here. I'd do anything you say. Discord? Please

>meet up with my first bf on a holiday (ldr, he was in another continent)
>have the bestest time ever because i love him
>went back to his hotel room roughly after 3 days or so
>helicopter mom is pestering us the whole time bc im on the other side of the city
>we cuddled a lot, kissed, played with each others hair, super happy to be together finally
>eventually the clothes came off, and we explored each others bodies for the first time
>he was surprised at how soft them tiddies were (i was his first too)
>mom calls for the 12th time
>after answering her, laugh it off and resume
>we both know there will be no piv since neither of us are ready
>ff a few mins, i get on top of him, make out
>i can feel him in between my legs
>jesus christ hes HUGE (we measure later and hes a few milimeters short of 17cm, im super short too, 150cm, so its rightfully big for me)
>go down, look at it, its uncircumcised, THICC and with a pink head
>i touch it and play with it, more exploring than properly pleasuring
>resolve to lick it and it tastes super salty (from precum), its warm and soft and i like feeling it in my mouth, so i blow him for a bit
>ff and it turns out im not that good at blowjobs, my mouth is too small and i had braces back then so it sucks
>finish him off with a handjob
>hes moaning, its so cute jesus christtttt
>cums all over himself, i lick it to try it a bit
>tastes awful but i still swallow
>he cleans it and we cuddle and he says it was his strongest orgasm so far
>he then gets his face in between my legs

ff 2 yrs and my blowjobs still suck but my handjobs are now god-tier, we both also always had full bushes were now also preparing all the documents to marry

How can you live like this for fuck's sake. What would your ancestors think of you.

>surprisingly underwhelming