>one chance at life
>parents name you pheonix
yes, that is the actual spelling
One chance at life
Luis Garcia
Joshua Evans
>one chance at life
>Thurman
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE
Nathaniel Collins
fucking THURMAN
Landon Adams
Ahahah sup thurman
Dylan Taylor
did kids at school bully you by calling you poonix?
James Cooper
Embrace it.
plox
Brandon Martinez
Pheonix is an alright name. Better than Thurman.
Jose Parker
So it's pronounced FEE OH NICKS?
ahahahahhahaha
David Baker
why can't you shorten it? just go by Thur lmao
Luke Wood
Still better than the dumb shit niggers name their kids.
Mason Lewis
You could shorten it to Thur like you're Thor's retarded brother.
Aiden Kelly
>tfw parents named me Miwenney
you don't know how fucking easy you have it
Henry Lee
>Thurman
Owen Ortiz
I mean, you could probably legally swap the o and the e. I would.
Sebastian Moore
Are your parents barely literate high school dropouts?
Julian Lewis
>Hurr Durr Thur
This is literally what they called me in highschool, fuck everything
Benjamin Brown
Please stop. It's late and I don't want to wake my neighbours from laughing too hard.
Noah Gray
Ducking Thurman.
Jayden Lee
Sorry man that sucks
Dont listen to the robots though they just want something to make fun of
Robert Jones
Theremin?
original
Blake Morris
Tbh I can't blame them, I'm a shit
Ethan Garcia
Is everyone here underage. Change your fucking name
Hunter Davis
I don't have 600 bucks to spare rn
Jackson Anderson
How does it feel to have illiterate brainlet parents?
Easton Adams
Christ that gave me a good giggle.
Cameron Hernandez
Bet your parents didn't have to shorten you though, Thurmanlet.
Nathaniel Williams
5'11 so nah, could be worse
Asher Sanchez
>this thread
It's Dongler all over again.
Austin Myers
You could come to Odessa Texas and suck dick and makea ton of money
Gavin Bailey
My. Name is marcus
Cooper Gutierrez
If I was gay it would solve a lot of problems