ROBOTS I NEED YOUR HELP

I lost my virginity to a hooker also. I regret it in some ways that I feel bad that all my sexual experiences have been with hookers. I think maybe if I was patient I could have been a more pure way but who am I kidding I am short, fat, and ugly. I sometimes feel bad because most girls don't want to be with guys who fucked hookers so I would have to keep this to myself my whole life. I will not deny that I enjoyed some of the fun I had, but maybe it wasn't worth the money. Consider if this is really the man you want to be user.

Nor worth it if your nervous!! You don't wanna get there and be unable to get hard or opposite if you finish fast it completely ruins it.

bro don't do it. you'll regret it.

thank fuck i only got chlamydia. granted i saw a few

Being a square should be illegal

Outcall she goes to you, incall you go to her.

My first (and only) escort experience was alright. Truly the best blowjob I've ever had. Sex was meh, lost my boner after a while and we just cuddled instead which was nice. Never came due to nerves, but it still felt really good.

Wish she didn't smoke right before our meeting tho, she smelled like cigarettes the whole time.

LISTEN TO THIS user! The first time I had the (opportunity) to have sex, it was with someone that wanted me, and that I found attractive, but I was so nervous, I couldn't even get hard. Prostitutes are even more uncomfortable to be in bed with than girls you've dated. Only if you're 100% confident should you continue.

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>220
fuck sakes just go on gif and wank for free

this what the fuck I'll never go to a hooker when they cost these obscene amounts. I could buy new car tires or fix my air conditioner with that dosh

>chlamydia
did you have symptoms?

just drink before bro
i lasted 15 minutes on my first time with a nice boner considering the fact that i was completely hammered.

god damn you guys are getting FLEECED paying 300 PLUS 50 for hookers man! go the fuck to thailand. its 60$ for 18-25 year old freelancers. stop paying these grossly inflated prices. its pathetic as fuck.

>incall
AVOID AT ALL COSTS, I REPEAT AVOID AT ALL COSTS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

Hookers that offer incall have been long in the prostitution business, they all have pimps and have taken so many miles of cock their fucking is extremely generic, boring and unsatisfying.

What you really want is a mildly experienced escort, not a street corner whore. Escorts generally are fresher, actually like fucking and dont have pimps or if they do its a nicer pimp that corner whores pimps. Escorts are girls that offer the "girlfriend experience" by the way.

Youre supposed to meet escorts at cheap hotels by the way, as its the best compromise for everyone: she doesnt risk her safety by entering a strangers home as the pimp waits outside should anything go wrong. This also means she hasnt been in the business for long or that its not her primary income source, and her fucking isnt as jaded as the street whore.

Oh and just to make it clear You pay for the hotel, not her. This is good again because it means she has no agreement with the hotel owner and again this means she hasnt taken 20 cocks/day for 10 years.

Too much

I do In calls for about 120-180hh here

Yea a hot one should be 200 incall. Washed up, not know well, amateur porn stars are like 600.

What the fuck does that mean

Jow Forums told me to do it
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105841244/#105842040
My reasoning on why Im gonna do is there. Basically, I cant stand being a virgin anymore

Its Canadian Dollars

Too late now. Im boutta do it in 2 1/2 hours my guy

Jack off and realize that this is stupid.

this, paying a hooker is dumb. just jerk off, porn is free.

Here's some tips as someone who has gotten 20+ prostitutes

>go to listcrawler instead if you want cheap fucks (60-120 typically for incalls)
>if you're in texas and don't mind paying 150+, go to eccie
>ignore this fucking retard here non-professional escorts are a hassle to deal with.
>if you want something, such as BBBJ or CFS, make sure to ask before meeting. Sound retarded, but I've had chicks I've paid not let me fuck or even get a BJ saying that we never discussed it or some bullshit
>if you have a local board such as eccie, write a review and get premium access to the private forums/reviews. It has a lot of insight on your scene. (i.e. who barebacks, who smells, etc etc)
>MAKE SURE YOU'RE FUCKING A WOMAN! Do this by checking for pussy pics or looking for reviews. I've accidentally fucked two trannies by getting catfished.

You're probably going to get addicted to hookers for a while. I realized that just jacking off 5+ times a day saves you a shitload of money. That $200 could go to something much more productive, but you'll learn that later.

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>i accidentally fucked two trannies
Holy shit hahahahahaahaha this cant be real

Tbf, those were in asia.

Im in Canada. What is BBBJ and CFS?

have sex
orriginal

give a link bitch, does she have a website? have you checked reviews

I assume BBBJ means bareback blowjob, ie. without a condom

she'll prolly insist a condom anyway, but if a hooker doesn't insist on a condom you run the fuck away, got a website or reviews?

incall means yew go to her room. gl

Checked, solely to acknowledge the fact that is this is among the top 100 most retarded trips posts I've read

I'm in southern Ontario and incalls are still 120-180hh

Check leolist.cc

Yeah thats where I found her. Maybe Vancouver is more expensive

FUG BROS IM NERVOUS AS FUCK IM ALMOST DISSOCIATING, I HAVE WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR THIS, IT FEELS SURREAL, IT WILL HAPPEN IN LEES THAN AN HOUR

Keep us updated. I've been considering this as well.

Just remember not to overthink small things like where you're looking, how your voice sounds, where your hands are, what what you're saying must sound like for someone who doesn't know you etcetera

Thanks my niggers, it is about to happen. See you on the other side. Here is my last shit as a virgin

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YOU ARE ONLY 21 YOU DUMB NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GETTING A DISEASE RIDDEN PROSTITUTE A CONDOM WON'T SAVE YOU

Best of luck brother

Unironically lost my virginity like 2 months ago in Tijuanas most famous brothel called Hong Kong, fucked 5 girls since

Two I fucked on the same day, it's crazy, you get to fuck hot girls for at max $120

Going back friday night, planning on pounding two girls depending on if I'm tired by then or not, also eating some adobada street tacos, fucking mouth orgasm

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It is done
>Get to address
>It is an apartment complex
>Go up the elevator, get to the apartment door
>She opens the door
>Probably around 5ft5, kinda cute but nothing special, about 5.8/10
>She does an O with her mouth and looks kinda scared (Im 6ft4 230lbs autistic looking), whispers oh my god
>Asks me if I want to take a shower
>No
>Go straight to bedroom
>She takes her robe off and I take my clothes off
>I tell her to get on 4s and start rubbing my dicc
>Kinda struggle to get hard
>Get like 83% hard
>Put condom and slide in
>I start going at it
>Can barely feel anything
>Her skin is nice though
>She starts moaning a lot and looks pretty aroused, dont know if she was faking it
>Try to pull her hair, she says it hurts
>She asks to switch to missionary
>Go at it for like 1 min, notice Im going soft
>Tell her to suck it
>At this point dicc is completely soft
>I keep trying to get hard but nothing happens
>Tell her to get on 4s again
>Start rubbing my dicc again
>Do it for like 20 min, nothing
>Realize she kinda look like my qt coworker, start thinking about her
>Slowly get hard
>Now my dicc is diamond hard
>Put condom on again
>Decide to give it a few more rubs just to make sure it is completely hard
>Oh no
>Fuck
>Im finna cum
>Cum
>Itsallogre.jpg
>Tell her I came
>She looks at me disappointed
>Lay down and tell her to lay down next to me
>Awkwardly cuddle for a bit
>I keep rubbing my dick, but I just came and it wont get hard
>She says the time is up
>Get up, take a piss, put clothes on and leave
Welp, it is what it is, I dont regret it, I was expecting this to happen. Gonna try again in a while and will do 7 day nofap prior to it. I wonder if it feels a lot different without a condom though

HE PAID $220 FOR THIS

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Sad! Did you really cum from just stroking yourself through a condom?

>Mfw

>
Basically

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I came like 90 seconds after putting it in her when I saw an escort. We were going to do anal too but I couldn't get hard again. Things never work out like you think they will.

this is why you get a practice 3/10 girlfriend, some even find virgins that cum in 10 seconds or cant get hard to be cute (the first few times, then they get frustrated and hate you)

>Things never work out like you think they will
True

I refuse to fuck ugly bitches, I have had the opportunity twice, but preferred to stay a virgin instead

damn dude, i fucked a 5/10 with a similar experience but it was a fwb and didn't even get hard in the first place throughout the whole time.
i know the feel