NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO NO

BLOWJOBS ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BETTER THAN WANKING

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT ITS ALL WRONG

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>falling for the blow task meme
heh

Fapping is objectively better than sex

She kept trying to fondle my balls but kept twisting them around and I barely even felt anything on my dick

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Handjob < fap < bj < sex

she gave yew the ole twist and fon

This is what happens when you let a white girl suck your dick

This is what all the virgins on here don't understand. They're really not missing anything.

She was bad at giving blowjobs mate. I've had absolutely mindblowing blowjobs.

I just enjoyed seeing how much she liked to suck my cock and fantasized about being her and sucking it myself, but yeah it isn't really that great, and I think it would be literally impossible for me to cum like that.
I laugh at the thought of a teenager getting a bj with a condom on from a hooker to gain some experience. Dude paid for almost nothing lmao

OP these fags wont mention this so I will. Next time you get a blowjob tell the girl to suck on ice or something cold for a minute. The temp difference makes the blowjob way better and more sensitive.

Does this also work for eating out girls?

racist much? cringe asf bro

wtf. this is not good advice lmao

they do, she's just shit

women only suck your dick the right way when you pay them or if they're retards because they know you can just fap to trannies and get off more that way, its not worth the effort

Be high while you do it. You can feel more. It's way better

>having a dick that can't feel sexual pleasure
Found the circumcuck

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oh also it really doesn't help when you don't know the first shit about giving head yourself. and you can't even choke on a clit. you never even met someone you could tell in confidence that they needed to wash their stank ass pussy. these girls don't even know how to wash. what makes you think they'll put effort into giving you head. retards

>racism
>bad
>>>/reddit/

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honest this, sex is overrated
as someone whos had it multiple times i honestly prefer a good movie or a good video game, much more engaging and entertaining than going *slap* *slap* *slap* for 30 mins to an hour

Maybe giving them is more your speed

>30 mins to an hour
That's how long it's supposed to last? For me it's like 10min

>supposed to
dont use these words in any context

finally somebody said it. Handies are about a thousand times better than anything but clean anal. I especially like my wife's rings on when she gives me mine.

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let me guess, circumsized right?

is mediocre sex really this common? i've only been with one girl a bunch of times and it was always amazing, the idea that it could be worse than jacking off strikes me as weird

I say what I want niggy

Oral sex is only worth it when deepthroating. That actually feels kind of real good.

It was advice, not a command. It can only do harm.

imagine dunking on yourself this hard

I really tried to get her to go deeper but she wouldn't

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do you like puke on your dick?

mediocre sex should happen on a normal basis without cocaine, aderrall meth or crack in my personal experience ie fuck off normalfag/youngfag/bragfag