Apparently it's not normal to be able to bend your thumb like this (left pic)? Can you do it?
>Prevalence of hitchhiker's thumb and statistics
>A 2012 study found that 32.3 percent of a random sample of 310 people had hitchhiker's thumb (or distal hyperextensibility). Of those subjects, 15.5 percent were male, and 16.8 percent were female.
>A 1953 study, done at Johns Hopkins University, was one of the first to analyze hitchhiker's thumb. In that study, 24.7 percent of white individuals and 35.6 percent of black individuals were found to have this condition in the United States.
>virgin makes joke, gets no (You)s >Chad makes same joke inaccurately, but provides an image to make himself stand out, and gets (You)s
Nathaniel Hughes
That makes no sense because fingering wouldn't do that, no one fingers with their thumbs, and I don't like vaginal penetration. Do you think girls pee out of their vagina?
Googled it. I wish I do that swan neck finger thing.
One on in that picture is deformed.
God DAMMIT
Jonathan Morgan
Yeah, but it's a more gentle curve. My big toes also do it
Thomas Wilson
I have both Hitchhiker's thumb and I crooked middle finger that I inherited from my mom. Really fucking drew the short straw. High school teens are merciless. I'm self-conscious about my hands.
Liam Brooks
Almost made me laugh. Good one.
Chase Nguyen
Cool. Guess I'm deformed. I also have mild clubbing that hopefully is genetic and not an indication of pulmonary/cardiac issues.
Cooper Robinson
The joke is tons of people care about this shit, when you've got like 9 people sitting around and nothing to talk about, finding out whos double jointed or who can make clovers with their tongue is a super valid conversation starter. tl;dr, you have sex you fucking retard
Evan Martin
>I don't like vaginal penetration So you finger your butthole?
Hunter Murphy
Lol, my joints are super flexible. I have hitchikers thumbs, can stick my legs behind my head, and make my shoulderblades stick out.
I was thirty before I knew I had tiny hands, I was working retail, handing people cash and receipts. They all must have been disgusted
Cameron White
>stealing my bit fucking 2iq just go stare at your wall like depressed bitter dead ends like you used to do instead of fucking up this website with your garbage low effort shitposting
Ethan Russell
I don't like penetration period, idiot. Do a fucking Google search, women prefer clit stuff. Stop thinking with your dick.
Xavier Cruz
Yeah I learned that from my last gf, but she still enjoyed penetration once I warmed her up with clit stimulation.
Isaac King
audibly kekd that someone got pissed over fucking nothing. You are the wall motherfucker
Daniel Gray
>he typed curse words at me so he must be mad ask me how I know you report people for being toxic in siege you fucking crybaby, you clearly have more of your ego and personality invested in this site than I do if you're audibly memeing because someone cursed at you and now you get to call them mad
Luke Long
holy fuck did you just write, because all i can see is bullshit. like fucking politician bullshit
Gavin Russell
whether I like it or not I type at like 60-80wpm, and again I'm not whatever brand of insecure you are that I force myself to stop after half a thought so people think I'm too cool for school or whatever, get over yourself and have a fucking argument you pussy boy
Christopher Phillips
>still proving he is a poor faggot do meth and die
Michael Gray
Bystander here, you're both being very cringey.
Chase Wood
Not to mention on the wrong fucking board
Dominic Anderson
>getting so mad you want me to die big oof bro this whole threads gonna be 404'd and nobody will ever know it existed within like 45 minutes of us getting bored of bitching at each other, I'm lumping you in with the other retard you both smell like forum/social media dwelling narcissists who cant break free from the idea that you'll get a reputation as being some angry/cringey mad kid for posting anything but the community opproved troll lines like have sex >Jow Forums is for losers reee this is /b/ 2 retard, at least thats how I still treat it, sorry if it hurt your feelings go make another thread bitching about girls and maybe it'll bump this one off the board eventually
Ian Long
What about penetrating others?
Nathan Jones
No. Pegging is pseudo femdom and the people into it are weak.
My brother has that, I call it the gotta go fast fumb
Colton Davis
Just curious, do the people that have it, have it in both thumbs? I do, but my left is a hair more flexible.
Daniel Perry
I have it in both thumbs and they are equally flexibile.
Jason Roberts
I can do this, and also bend my fingers back a lot. I can also flex the top parts of my fingers. I forgot what this was called. Hypermobility or something?
Henry Howard
I don't like my hands at all, but there's nothing I can do about it now really :)
I've got hitchhiker's thumbs. I can hang grocery bags from them. My ex thought it was really gross even though she is a nurse so I'm sure she sees worse things all the time.
I also have Darwin's tubercles on my ears and my parents didn't notice until my mid 20s and asked me if they hurt. (They don't)
Ryan Rivera
shit man cut your nails less often, especially that right one. Or at least avoid cutting them this short. You can literally fix everything with that change. The area where your skin is attached to the nail goes back if you keep cutting right at the root
Matthew Hill
Also, cut your nails with nail trimming scissors, not clippers. It makes all the difference.
