Ask anything to a brazilian criminal whos still a virgin (i only fucked a ugly black emo chick some years ago and a fat...

Ask anything to a brazilian criminal whos still a virgin (i only fucked a ugly black emo chick some years ago and a fat ugly mutt last year).

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ur not a virgin if you had sex

also why are you a criminal when you could just not be a criminal?

Opinion on new president?

you are a virgin you fucking retard

Too dumb, won because people hate robbers and taxes but he doesnt know how to approve anything, hes useless

Because i dont wanna work doing normal non skilled jobs as i dont wanna deal with people too much. Just the thought of working in retail jobs or as a waiter terrifies me.
And yeah i consider myself a virgin cause as my friends say here, you dont lose your virginity till you fuck a hot "civil" (non hooker) chick..

a virgin brazilian criminal? you fucking apes fuck around at 12 shooting some shit in the air

what lesson have you learned? / what is your wisdom in life?

I was always a nerd. Been on imageboards since 2011 and started playin Ragnarok and other MMOs since 2004.

You have to do what you have to do. And you can only trust in yourself.

What criminal activities are you engaged in?

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I've found that out too. It sucks only having yourself to rely on

Wait, do normalfags, and scum like you really go around calling themselves virgins cause they've """"""""""""""""""""""""""only""""""""""""""""""""""""""" had sex with two girls who they don't consider noteworthy enough to count as losing their virginity? Is everyone a fucking retard?

Why dont you just rape some hot Brazilian girls then? It should be much easier than in the US right?

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even a fucking nerd could get laid there, get a fucking grip and have sex now with some random whore and just be criminal

I'm 22 and still a virgin desu.

You can trust in Jesus.

You are not a virgin. Virgin is quite simply p in v. Is there a different definition in brazil?

Its just common sense. If you never approached a hot or even normal girl and then later had sex with her, youre still a virgin.
I see my friends doing this all the time, seeing a girl in a nightclub, going after her in a heartbeat without fear of rejection and then taking her to a motel to "score the goal".
I could never do that, even when on alcohol or coke. I really cant hit on girls. Those two who i had sex approached me and they were the type you would never walk with in the streets. They were hideous.

Drug dealing. But nothing major FBI, please dont mind me.
I just sell ecstasy pills and coke to rich people whos too afraid to go to a traphouse in a dangerous neighbourhood. Dangerous because of the police, because the criminals never harm anyone in these hoods, especially rich people who come with money to buy drugs.

Im not a rapist and i despise them. They get the worst treatment here, dont post some stupid shit like that again.

Its not how you think it is. Would you fuck a ugly blonde american landwhale who came on to you? Im pretty sure you would, but would you be proud of that?
If im not proud of the girls i got to "fuck" (or who fucked me) im pretty much a virgin. Here in Brazil you need to be a man and take initiative, and i never did that.

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>If you never approached a hot or even normal girl and then later had sex with her, youre still a virgin.
Wow, if you weren't gonna be killed by Brazilian monkeys within the next 2 years, I'd explain to you how stupid you are.

and some people died virgins, go fucking full paganini and fuck some italian pussy
what dignity to begin with? fucking nothing but living in a country where asses are baboon served on the street for you, fucking do it

fucking kek, OP has to be a careful nigger

>a country where asses are baboon served on the street for you

I see you have a weird image of Brazil. Girl are way more easy and slutty in places like Los Angeles, Miami, NY...

Im way more afraid of police death squads/militias than other criminals. Im cousin (associate) of people in the gang which controls the majority of the state, so i dont really have to be careful of rivals.

is it hard for you to get pussy?

watemelons asses, does it sound better? are you sure your not gay? aaand im not american you dea motherfucking gypsy

Mate your posts barely make sense. I never said you were american and idk what you mean talking about asses shapes lol.
You said they were easy, right? Well its not like that.
Girls here (and i think anywhere) can sense if youre a beta male or alpha. They see me as beta the moment i open my mouth so theres not much i can do.

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is this b8 if you had sex youre not a fucking virgin you stupid nigger

Holy shit he actually is fucking serious lmao. What a loser.

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If all you do is sell some drugs, you're not really a criminal. Criminals shoot and rob people.

Are Brazilian girls really bad about only liking alpha bad boys?

Virginity is merely a cultural construct.

Yes.
They can like ugly guys as long as they have alpha behavior.
They can like beta guys as long as theyre cute or have a car/money.

I have none of those traits except for the money part, but i really dont like spending. Im making money and investing almost of it in drugs to get cheaper prices. Sometimes i stop and wonder why im still doing this if im not living a "drug dealers life" but then again how would i get money to survive?

This but unironically.

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Totally irrelevant I made no appeal to objectivity

devolve meu celular teu arrombado

I've heard paying prostitutes is very common in Brazil. Is this true? Why not just pay a hooker? I'm sure a lot of them are really hot?

>shitskin
>driving a nissan
>while being retarded

Yep. Checks out.