What is the best cum you've ever had?

This one chick would rub under my balls really hard and fast and i came so hard inside her that my jaw dropped and i drooled all over her face. I was catatonic

My Sisters Bfs was good

this one time I was fucking your mom, that was a pretty good cum

females need to all be lobotomized

>be meeting my e-gf for the second time
>her dad was cool about it but soccer mom, meaning we had to do it in secret
>hugs and awkard kisses aplenty
>I reserved a bed for two in some cheap hotel, night time comes and we go to bed
>we didn't plan on doing anything over MSN, just cuddling
>sleep in my boxers tho, so feeling her soft hands on my skin makes me lose my mind
>hormones take over and I'm hard as a fucking rock, and as she starts caressing my stomach I just say fuck it, grab her hand and bring it on my cock
>it's dark so I can't really see her expression, but she still squeezes it so I take it as a yes
>I can't take it anymore so I just slip my boxers down and instantly bring her hand back on it
>she's never done it so it's kind of awkward and slow at first, she's obviously scared of hurting me or something so I tell her she can squeeze harder and then push her hand up and down my cock
>I remember groaning like a retard when I felt her thumb explore the head of my cock and press against my urethra
>I also remember letting out some very effeminate moan when she kissed and licked at my nipple, playing with those by myself never did anything but feeling her lips against it was another world of difference
>position makes it really awkward for her to jack me off properly so she sits up, straddling one of my thighs as she towers over me, her hand gliding up and down my cock as I tell her how much I love her
>I can feel her wet panties grinding against my thigh as she keeps going faster and faster
>come not long after, never came as much or as hard as that night, nearly reached my chin and my whole torso was covered in the stuff
it was nice

Sounds like you did indeed transcend the rest of us and reach Valhalla. Hats off to you user

Congrats in achieving your highest fantasy. Now you can kill yourself

>e-gf
how old were you? or is this just how kids date nowadays

that was over 10y ago and we were 16-17 (I think I just got 17 by then)

When I figured out how to not contract my pelvis while cumming
Pretty sure it's actually dangerous, considering how close I am to passing out everytime I do that

How does one do that? Senior

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i jerk off publicly anytime i just can
best maybe was in the toilet of a thermal bath
that was a huge dopamine rush man

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Contract it as hard as you can and relax it repeatedly
Eventually you'll have total control over it

First time I fapped on cam for someone. Its not the most I've ever came but it was a lot, it hit my face and was the best orgasm.

the first time i got a auto masturbating jack off machine. hands free made me cum til i pass out

It was probably a catfish.

one time I did no-fap for a week just to see if I could and then at the end I fapped to NTR and came so hard I was dizzy

At 13, getting to bang an adult woman.

Girl sucked my dick until I was twitching

Fuck you user, I'm so fucking jealous. What makes you so lucky fuck I'm shaking with rage I hate you

I was fucking her ass for probably 15 minutes with a slim vibe in her pussy at the same time. I came so hard I blacked out, falling over into the wall then to the bed.

Was lucky enough to fuck a girl I used to fap to in high school. I came for what felt like almost 30 seconds, even she had never seen so much cum before.
"Must feel good to get that out of your system user"

Rub under your balls with what though? How did she do that while you were having sex?

>family vacation out of state for 5 days
>never got a chance to jack off then
>finally we come home
>resist the urge a couple more days
>finally crack
>literal PAIN during orgasm cause I had such a huge nut

It was my best and my worst.

Seething eliot roger

This.
Straight Shota, makes me cum SO hard. I don't even know why, probably something deeply psychological. there is nothing that makes me nut harder.

still best

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Prostate orgasm when I was a teenager. Shit was cash

That pic made me hard instantly for example

All that authors work is god tier

here is some hentai in return. Part 2 has especially good /ss/
hanime.tv/hentai-videos/muma-no-machi-cornelica-1

wanted to fuck 1 NPC in modded skyrim
downloaded porn mods, came so hard my balls actually hurt

How would you feel about an older mommygf type woman dominating you irl?

Used to be against it since it felt unmanly but now, I've accepted, I'd love it.

Gangbanging a sheep with the 4H guys.