/britfeel/

Can't find an exact figure for the weight of 500 euro notes but it's around 1.1g meaning 1 million euros in 500 euro notes would weigh only 2.2kg
500 euro notes are 16cm x 8.2cm and around 0.16mm thick, only 2000 notes are needed, with 6 stacks in a 2 x 3 formation and 333 (plus 1 more in 2 of them) in each stack (total thickness 5.328cm per stack), 1 million euros would take up roughly the same space as a thinkpad X220 but a little bit thicker, or roughly the same size as a ream of A4 paper

Altho the EU is no longer producing new 500 euro notes but existing ones remain in use

200 euro notes are 15.3cm x 8.2cm, a little bit smaller then 500 euro notes
Assuming the same weight and thickness the same size pile as above would contain 400000 euros but be 30.6cm wide instead of 32cm

2 x 3 formation of 20GBP notes would be 29.8cm x 24cm, 1000GBP stack is 5.65mm thick, 10 stacks depth would be 5.65cm total thickness, so a thinkpad x220 (but a bit thicker) or a ream of paper size pile in 20 GBP notes would only be around 60000GBP

The only way you'd wake up next to someone is if they were dead.

we don't really eat meatloaf over here so doubt people will get the reference. try will look like the remnants of half eaten cornish pasty

As long as I take 10 calls in an hour, I don't even need to look at my emails

A common trait of women is to make themselves more attractive in order to attract a man.

You do little to attract a man, infact you outright make yourself more unattractive than you were already. You used to be a normal bloke, now you're a Chris Chan tier circus freak

is that with current 20's or are you also calculating for the new 20's that will be in circulation from next year?

who /teracopy/
its faster than the standard windows copy
get 30MB/s read from a usb flash drive with teracopy compared to 5-10MB/s with windows copy

I use Robocopy myself.

Cola, Devon and numerous others who have seen me in the flesh have praised my appearance

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
PARKLIFE
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
PARKLIFE
John's got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of it
PARKLIFE
Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your pork life mate, get some exercise

All the people
So many people
And they all go hand in hand
Hand in hand through their
PARKLIFE

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>The polymer 20 note will be 139mm x 73mm (the current paper note is 149mm x 80mm).
>The weight of the 20 note will be confirmed in due course.
>britishparking.co.uk/write/QALibrary.pdf

Can't yet because the weight hasn't been confirmed for the 20 GBP polymer note. The counteasy manual lists it as 1g (altho i'm guessing this is subject to change when they're actually out) so pretty easy to calculate 1000GBP would be 50g, 1kg would be 20000GBP, 1 million GBP would be 50kg

source for more accurate GBP note weights
>countingmoney.co.uk/ekmps/shops/d54d9b/resources/Other/counteasy-update-instructions-for-polymer.pdf

source for euro note sizes
>ecb.europa.eu/pub/pdf/other/euroleafleten.pdf

no proper source on thickness and weight, assumed weight of 1.1g and saw same on search results, assumed thickness of 0.16mm source was just some search result for 500 euro note thickness

>when the customer puts YOU on hold

don't know how to feel

>bf playing the fall again
nice instrumentals but vocals are dire, i'd sound better

Ahh aha. Another slow, dead, thread. Like every day in recent past.

Fuck you all.

fuck.you.all

We've lost a lot of posters. The IP count is way down in recent editions.

I usually just give it a couple of minutes and then disconnect the call

Blame Ian Duncan Smith for successfully forcing us to become wagies

Not been coming here as much recently because half the time I load the thread I see a bunch of knobs taking things too seriously and throwing a tizzy.

>We've lost a lot of posters.

Not surprising given the bans.

>The IP count

You a janny cunt eh?

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Anyway yeah, well done fucking the thread lads.

>my names rubia but I go by ruby

other white names ****s use as nicknames

by gorillaz?

Did you get my message Moni?

>IP counts are down
>people can't stand to face me in a debate

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sitting in the sun with my dogs lids, might have a fosters and get pissed before i go and watch the footy tonight. been getting worse lately so might need to go and see a doctor and get my head sorted, but im glad i have friends (all of u) to keep me busy. whatre ur plans today? gonna watch the england team spend 90 minutes kicking the shit out of the netherlands?

nah the band with mark e smith

What message? Email? kik?

>You a janny cunt eh?
Nah, you can see it for yourself. Look at the top right of the thread - Posts/Files/IPs/Page.

He won lads, a crusade he started in the very early days of britfeel. He's gradually cleansed almost all of the NEET population of britfeel to make Lebensraum for the wagies

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>newfag who doesnt even know about ip count talks about fucking the thread, as if he didnt recently arrive with the summer

you're not one of us and you never will be you 16 year old normie faggot, stop posting or your maths teacher might catch you

I know there are lots of NEETs on autismbux or getting Bennies for another disability, but is there anyone left in britfeel that goes down to the jobcentre to sign on to regular Bennies anymore, or have they literally all been wiped out?

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I'm here, i pretend to look for work while my application for the navy is being processed

would need an nhs diagnosis for that and im not risking getting sectioned. dont think secure wards have internet access for inpatients lad

>hanging up the washing in the back|
>realise that mummy's left 2.50 in her trouser pocket
>steal it
she'll never know lads

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lad she'll feel theyre lighter when she wears them. ur better off stealing something with less mass, like 20 quid out of her purse. if you give her the 2.50 and say you found it she might even let you keep it!

Probably one of the last few Discord cunts who I haven't purged

Been a few years since I was a dole scrounger

Once you keep a job for about a year, your savings are too high to go back on bennies again

One of the first ever britfeel threads (not even a full britfeel thread, just a proto-britfeel) consisted entirely of talk about Bennies

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/14195821/

if she didn't notice the 2.50 in her trousers before she put them in the washing, there's no chance that she'll realise that the 2.50 is missing

Wish I could die storming the beach lads.

wish i could just die usefully. might apply to be a fireman lad, save some anons when they burn their council flat making toast.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/16897873/#q16899993

We needed fedoraposter back then to respond to this post from March 2015

Plan is to go military, figure it'll unfuck me.
That or I flunk out but at least I can say I tried to make a go of it before I hang myself, yeah?
No Tats rn but honest kinda like the idea of getting a unit tattoo. Symbol of brotherhood, belonging to something greater than yourself.

Thought you were declared medically unfit due to attempting suicide?

Now it students talking about their student finance

>Plan is to go military,
You're not fit enough and due to budget cuts, they can be really selective

no terrorist attacks in a while

have the muslims been hibernating?

Who the fuck's this tosser I'll dumpster you lad, straight up drop you in the gutter.

Funny you mention that coz I just got back from my fireman training a few days ago

saw the trailer for promare, an anime about a fire rescue group who fight fire mutants with big mecha fire engines, really i nspired me to apply. just have to pass my test and then i can sign up to be a fire lad
what role you fancy in the military?

leave the lad alone moni, youre not fit enough for me to shag u but id still give you some pity penis.

was it hard user? ive done a physical labour job for the past 3 years and im still

>Thought you were declared medically unfit due to attempting suicide?

I'm not Cola, i'm a real boy

Using logic with Poley is pointless. You have to remember that he chose to work at a call centre and yet is annoyed at his bosses when told that he has to take phone calls.
If you ejaculated into a jar, it would have a higher IQ than Poley.

>remove contact with toxic friend
>mutual friends ring me saying he is threatening to kill himself
fucking normie problems reeeee

>he wants to be a firefighter because he saw an anime
Ah fuck lad don't do this to me.
It's a shit job, I've known several firefighters (I've got genuine firefighter shirts from four different depts. all gifted to me) and it's a real stressful and dangerous job if you actually have to deal with a fire (mind most of the time you're just doing misc busywork because people call the fire dept for the dumbest shit but hey at least they aren't burning their goddamn flat down.)
You wear a very heavy fire suit that is difficult to breathe in and see out of, and you deal with shit like this; youtube.com/watch?v=SnUA04wyHg4

He's no longer your problem. Make it clear to them that you really don't care and don't want to get involved with it.
If you get involved again though then there's no turning back.

user my own skin is a heavy suit and sometimes i cant breathe in it. my only enjoyment in life comes from danger and adrenaline

p.s that looks fucking sick id go in that in my speedos lad

only 107 days until autumn, hopefully my halloween pumpkins grow to a nice size

thats exactly what i did, i can still see this turning into him spreading rumours about me and making me out to be the villain
i guess the only thing you can do in a situation like this is to be true to yourself

>did a big poo
>no blood in the toilet or on the paper
#blessed

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The bloke going about threatening to kill himself is always going to be the one who has the diminished image, frankly. Let him say what he wants, he's already an established liar if he's not going to actually kill himself after all.

>moni ran for 10 minutes then gave up
>is now lecturing other people on fitness despite having fuck all experiance with being fit or even healthy

Pardon my for trying to breath some life into the thread

I literally hate all seasons

I don't need to be a chef to tell Gordon Ramsey his good doesn't taste nice

>Pardon my

Can you not get ANYTHING right? Useless fucken Paki.

Aren't you that nonce that got arrested and issued a restraining order for creeping on a girl at Uni?
The absolute state.

>work as office administrator
>apply for job as office administrator
>sorry your application has been rejected

What reason did they have to hire you over anyone else?

Not a nonce

>Useless fucken Paki.
I pretend statements like these aren't directed towards me and get a giggle out of some good old fashioned paki abuse

>Not a nonce
>the rest of the allegations are true
Holy fuck you're pathetic, how the fuck do you have the nerve to show yourself around here? Did your parents never beat shame into you?

How about we talk about vidya?

The Yakuza series is pretty good, eh?

>has no respect for his family members
>has zero work ethic
>is a transgender muslim

I think it's pretty obvious his parents were too soft lad

does anyone else starve themselves so their binge will taste better?

>muslim
LIES

Also, my parents were emotionally absent

Not played any, there's a bunch of the ps3 ones in my local cex though.

However they look absolutely shit

>how the fuck do you have the nerve to show yourself around here? Did your parents never beat shame into you?
He kept the entire ordeal from them, they have zero idea it happened.

Yakuza 6 > 4 > 0 > 1 > 2 > 3

Playing 5 currently and would rank it in the top 3

That's surprising, Yakuza 3 and to a lesser extent are somewhat rare and valuable
Yakuza 3 sent me back 18 quid from CEX

aye yeah i like to starve myself by tying rope around my neck which stops the swallowing action. food tastes great like you wouldn't believe

Oh yeah, obviously they're shit parents, that's why you're a mentalist

Really wish i had a Yazim friend. Looks like a nice lad.

They were expensive, although i don't remember how much they were going for. I assume someone sold their collection

How do we deal with HHL samefagging in every thread?

Tummy's a bit distended frens. Weigh 200lbs today.

YOU KNOW
I DON'T WANT TO CRY AGAIN
I DON'T WANT TO CRY AGAIN
I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE
I DON'T WANT TO CRY AGAIN
I DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY
I DON'T WANT TO RAISE THIS PAIN
I'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN

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Miss ya big man, gone but not forgotten

There are only 2 physical Yakuza games from the PS3 and most stores only stock one copy of each

I believe you may be lying

Honestly yeah it was pretty tough, physically demanding and if you struggle with heights or confined spaces you're not going to do well. From the group I was in with by the end only half of them had made it.

UND DANN REISS ICH DER PUPPE DEN KOPF AB
DANN REISS ICH DER PUPPE DEN KOPF AB
JA, ICH BEISS DER PUPPE DEN HAIS AB
ES GEHT MIR NICHT GUT

Just did Red Bull frens.

Hope Tim's OK.

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I forgot you were an expert on every cex store in the country, i must indeed be lying.

Or you're a mong. I'm inclined to believe the latter considering how much of a failure you are in every aspect of life.

He is a very unpleasant individual, you wouldn't be saying that if you had attended a meet

Yazim is a paedo and he bummed Zeus.

one of the other managers called in sick and i was asked to cover; lied and said i was out of town, but really just sat in my pj's stoned as fuck

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I've only played Yakuza 0 on PS4 and thought it was a load of shit.

You can check CEX store stock through their website, so how about you tell me which store it was or drop 50p into the LARP jar

How about you drop your fucking neck into a noose you cockroach.