CARBON MONOXIDE

Is the CO suicide really painless or just a meme? Should burn some coals with a frying pan if I want to go?

Attached: carbon-monoxide.jpg (325x300, 15K)

You can't even die from CO2. The O2 means it has double oxygen, it's even better than normal air.

I meant monoxide. It's poisonous and not easily detected. Look it up.

As long as you're sure nobody will will intervene and you'll definitely die. It's just like getting tired and falling asleep. But if you get found and rescue'd you'll be severely brain damaged.

Damn I'm retarded. The picture is monoxide, the subject says monoxide, and the comment says CO. Yet somehow my retarded brain just went straight to CO2 without even noticing.

Attached: When you forget you're retarded.png (500x372, 96K)

Just make sure you are not found. Go bbq inside a tent somewhere in the forest.

Not so diffrent user here, yesterday I was falling asleep blissfully which was strange and too good to be true and I was sadly right, my body was too tired to inhale and felt like it was sinking in bliss and suffocation, I liked it very much but knew I would die if i continue for one more minute so I started fighting myself to inhale but I wasnt inhaling not even able to open my mouth properly or eyes because my body was liking it and I thought to myself I must roll off my bed to wake too, so I was moving to the left a milimiter per push untill i stopped and gathered ego and the will to live that stems from it and gasped for air and woke up. I was listening to my favorite music too.
But if I hadnt ego i would died blissfully but my pc was open and my parents and family will see what i was doing and what games i play and they would disrespect me for it and change their view of me and that would hurt my ego.

ego and thought is what is keeping you suffering.

if you want to go OP go

>But if you get found and rescue'd you'll be severely brain damaged.

Attached: Blink Twice for Death.png (589x869, 554K)

why were you inhaling co in the first place though

i wasnt inhaling co, i didnt do anything it just happened out of nowhere yesterday in my room.

oh then why were you too tired to inhale

parents were probably pumping it in

Attached: 1559687307587[1].png (846x938, 614K)

Just running the gas generator to keep the heat on.

Attached: 30 Year Old Boomer (Classic).jpg (235x215, 8K)

Imagining what you said now brought a tear to my eyes.. I love my parents.

just do the garage trick

why not do the drive to remote location trick

because the car door should be left opened
it's you AND the car inside something
not you inside the car

Holy shit dude it was just a joke, take it easy.

Attached: Whoa just take it easy man.jpg (500x339, 26K)

It would be so nice if it was the real tho, I would die instantly with a big smile on my face.

you can redirect the exhaust into the cabin

that is not stealthy

make it an accident

based, based indeed

If you weren't actually being poisoned, you would have just passed out and your lizard brain would have you breathing again. I can promise you weren't on the verge of death form suffocation while remaining fulling conscious.

I heard newer cars have some co2 limiting bullshit in them that makes co2 suicide pretty much off the table. Is this true or is this Google being a bigger and trying to stop me from killing myself? If it's true, when did they start implementing this? I got a 2006 car

it's not co2
it's co

Honestly it's shit like this that deters me from suicide attempts. If you fuck it up, life can manage to become even worse. Organ damage from OD, brain damage from suffocation, brain damage if the bullet misses everything vital, handicap from physical trauma.

Well as long as it's not brain damage, you can just do it again.

The body only recognizes suffocation when there is a build-up of CO2, not when there is a lack of oxygen. This is why CO is scary, you usually aren't aware there's any problem until you pass out and can't get to oxygen.

The kikes over at google Wouldn't mind you killing youself one bit, on the contrary.

Isn't this the stuff that is in your lungs after you smoke?

You're thinking of nicotine.

Oh nevermind I looked it up and a small amount of carbon monoxide goes into your blood after you smoke causing a lack of oxygen to get to organs and muscles which is one of the thing's that pisses me off about smoking cause sometimes some of my muscles hurt/are cramped for and hour or two afterwards.

Then why don't you just not smoke?

Attached: 68970586.jpg (310x234, 24K)

If someone is pathetic enough to off themselves then society doesn't want them anyway.

Not your fault the lefties cum their pants every morning while contemplating how to breed niggers using only CO2

Imagine taking a basic compound and using it to fuel a fear monger campaign to lower white birth rates and allow china and india to dominate manufacturing

Attached: minecraftww1.jpg (637x617, 51K)

>Not your fault
Sounds like something a liberal would say.

This comment is problematic

NORMALIZE CLAP INFANTICIDE CLAP
NORMALIZE CLAP INFANTICIDE CLAP
NORMALIZE CLAP INFANTICIDE CLAP
NORMALIZE CLAP INFANTICIDE CLAP
NORMALIZE CLAP INFANTICIDE CLAP

Obama had a scandal free presidency

Attached: 200iq_nigga.jpg (301x300, 14K)

Nicotine goes into your brain right? It's tar that stays in your lungs.

No, carbon monoxide is a toxin, not a simple asphyxiant. Helium is what you would want. You can buy a tank and off yourself with it.

Jow Forumstards got btfo

It's terrible. But do It anyways. Fuck you.

>Obama had a scandal free presidency
You must have lived in a cave.

Sarcasm bruv

Attached: ax6b8inna4231.jpg (600x428, 59K)