Well?

Well?
And no, your mom dosn't count.

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>your mom dosn't count.
why not, asshole?

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my dog does not wear panties

A 5' high school sophmore cross country runner

>GF is at work right now
>Probably shoved up her ass crack
Not bad desu

Checkin' those trips. I am erect for you.

Aside from a cashier, my lesbian neighbor about ten days ago. A tornado ran through our neighborhood and a tree fell on her house.

>goth cashier at gas station

Just read the image. Fuck.

>your mom does count

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a girl at a concert that asked me if someone had gone on yet, they already had and she and her friend arrived late. she was cute. probably thought I was hot.

Some peasant looking plain almost-MILF cashier. Not even the good MILF cashier I actually like.

Oh well, at least the other cashier grandma didn't speak to me last.

>75 year old cashier
ew

The MILF from tinder who's coming over for dinner, god yes.

>my actual crush at work
fuck yeah

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Some middle-aged, possibly 50 something office lady who was actually pretty sweet.

I hope and pray she has a big round milf ass.

Uhh my guinea pig

>40-something secretary in one of the administrative offices of my uni
she probably has a yeast infection

>20 something petit gamer girl
HaHaHa lucked out

Not good. My wife is hot but she has an "acidic vagina" so I'm on borrowed time

>I become my coworker's panties

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>fat chick at the supermarket took 10 minutes to get me my fucking razor blades

I become my fiance's panties, if i never turn back human i'd be first seat to cuck-land, kinda shitty life.

>Kindergarten age girl from the library

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I can't honestly remember the last time I ever spoke to a female.

>my 64yo coworker
life has become an even more abstract hell

Great now Im in some niggers panties.