/r9gay/ - #760

who are you and also where are you and also pls hold hands with me

i'm all for shaming trap-loving bishits but the op image isn't a girl, get over yourself

will you have a chance to talk to your crushes today anons?

Feel free to point out to me a single male trait in that picture.

flat chest with no hints of boobs and a male facial structure.

Don't forget to buy a pack at your local store.

I don't have one sadly.

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It's a sin to not get TOPPED user the purist form of love is between 2 makes :)

I'm just a stranger probably on the other side of a giant ocean than you. Maybe not though, I'll start by saying i'm a burger

Short hair, wide(ish) shoulders, completely flat chest

Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Come to Christ and repent for your sins.

The other user put it well, it's recognizably a guy. Heavily feminized because he has a small waist and huge hips, but he's not a woman either. If anything it's a more androgynous than feminine or otherwise masculine

Nah been

You think this is a joke, user the day of the Lord is near, turn away from your sinful lifestyle.

where at? I'm up north of America, come and get me uwu

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As a chubby hairy man with a slim hairless bf I can confirm that this is 100% true.

It's just better for everyone involved that way.

Just a question, if you're a Grindrslut, dying from aids and intestinal parasites, if he repents a day before dying does he go to heaven?

Not him but going by most bible interpretations, if you really mean it and feel actual remorse and are actually sorry - yeah! that's kind of what catholicism gets meme'd on, that you can do whatever you want as long as you're genuinely sorry and repent at the last moment

Post more twinks like in OP, it's the best I can have anyway.

I'm in upstate New York, just about a 40 minute drive away from Niagara falls. Where are you?

Rewember reminder to bully the normans

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what's with so many anons being in upstate new york? i've seen it about as often as the 5 ohio anons

Southern ontario, what's your discord?

God is the last judge, but according to scripture no.

>ohio anons

where? I'm in Sw ohio near cinci and never heard a peep from any follow ohiofags.

reminder that you're the biggest norman of all and if you say otherwise it doesn't matter because you have nyo proof :3

You bully losers from Poland too.

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I'm going to guess that you're somewhere around Batavia.

Where my yehaw friends at?

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he stopped but there used to be a guy (or guys i dunno really) who would post >tfw no ohio bf daily and get a few replies sometimes but never acted on it because they weren't in his city or something

>you're the biggest norman
Nyo proof
Meow is a loser from polan too

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>Meow is a loser
nyo proof :3

all poles are losers, German and Soviet rape babies.

Didn't you brag about getting a boyfriend recently?

What's he like? Is he local or is it long-distance? Did you meet in r9gay?

I'm curious about what kind of guy would be willing to date you.

>brag about getting a boyfriend
HE WHAT

>nyo proof :3
Meow is posting on r9g for couple hours a day, enough of a proof.
>all poles are losers
Meow family comes from germaney though
>Didn't you brag about getting a boyfriend recently?
Ye, it was a joke
>I'm curious about what kind of guy would be willing to date you.
Probably nyo one

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How do I get a cute tummy? I'm too lazy, I need training, help me guys

I never added anyone from here on discord. Can I just have your age and a general description of you? I'm 18, dirty blondish, prob below average face, prob on border of skinny/skinnyfat, like cooking, garden, music (just no idea on how to actually make it)
Southtowns

real German? I thought they kicked all of them out after ww2?

Eat less. Exercise if you so wish. Bodyfat is more diet than anything.

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Don't eat. That's literally all you need to do. Don't eat too much and try to eat healthy. You don't need to train you just need to diet.

>enough of a proof
anyone can post on r9gay meow it doesn't matter if you're here often, still nyot proof you're not a norman :3

I just thought they were memeposting, occasionally I would reply to them but never got anything.

high starch diet and cardio

They came before ww2 meow tinks, funded some stuff in the town meow lived. Meowbe its because of that :3
Meow doesnt nyeed to proof it to you norman, sowwy

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I doubt it, I lost 8kg with diet and I'm still skinny fat

but meow has nyo proof that user is a normie, sowwy but you're still wrong

Belly fat is the last to go on your body. You just have to go lower sadly.

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fasting on black coffee, tea and cigs will prob fuck your heart and digestive system but as caffeine and nicotine decrease appetite and make you feel good it'll get you thinspo

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forgot how fucking based beastie boys are

hum, okay, if you say so.

spent the day writing a script to leech videos from a porn vod site
I learned that vr videos are hilarious in 2d

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>flat chest
>short hair
Not exclusively male traits.
>wide shoulders
Less wide than his hips though.
>facial structre
It's an anime picture with half of the face covered my dude.

I hope you're talking about Marlboro

I got a trip code to work. Don't know how long it took, left it overnight. its at 18 hours now.

where are my /pall mall ballers/?

please let me be your brown bf

>normie
Heres your proof norman, now stop annoying the meow

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I'm just uhhhhh 18, black hair, hazel eyes, whitoid, relatively skinny, pretty average I guess for attractiveness, I like metal and playing guitar i guess just add me on discord my thing is rene#0018

oh fuck i'm sorry i forgot to get back to you, believe me i'd love nothing more than a loving chocoboy bf to talk to but i'd feel bad talking to anyone really outside of here since i'm pretty nasty looking and feel like i'd be lying to them if i didn't orovide evidence of my appearance

Hey I used to smoke Pall Mall! And once said that here and was treated like scum... The 100s were always the best.

tfw no non tripfag local bf

>rene#0018
Arent you underage :3

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sent friend request, I'm dipp

unless you're literally disfigured you're probably not nasty looking, hell even if you were i doubt you'd look that bad. being honest here. you can even show me in private somewhere if you want

it's 100s or nothing for me, man
and pall malls you really cant beat for the price
if i wanna treat myself i'll splurge on a pack of newports
cig elitists are like audiophiles, they care about shit that ultimately serves no purpose other than to distract you for a bit

meow you want a backup trip code? +a3[CxBV

Hey I remember adding you once.

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Why do you keep writing like a norman

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Anyone in montreal would like to frot? Never done it and i dont want aids from the old fags in the gay village

i thought the annoying cunt died why are they back

Wow anyon youre unironically -1000 iq

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Because saying Meow and nya isn't more contrived

aahhh man i have a real hard time with my looks and i'm no where near ready to really show myself since i've gained some weight and grew a fuckload of hair from major depression and drugs, i would already be skyping you right now otherwise. i regret giving out my discord too because it's hard to give each message it's proper amount of response

meow you're a nice guy but let's remember who's talking like a catboy

i don't really mind if you're chubby, hair/hairy doesn't bother me either you sound even cuter now. skyping sounds pretty scary to do right off the bat, but as long as you don't disappear for 3 years i wouldn't mind adding you on discord and waiting for a bit for each response

fuck. and this ones more aesthetically pleasing too.

Uff man driving back home late at night and lighting a Pall Mall 100s, pure pleasure

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>who's talking like a catboy
Still nyot talking like a norman, you are

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>tfw 29 year old KHV, balding, skinnyfat neet only wants a cute young 18 year old (or younger if it weren't illegal) skinny twink bf.

Of course he is. Anyone claiming to be 18 is underage.

just kill yourself lmfao

Nyo, meow talked to one guy that was like 16 and meow thinks that could be his discord but meow is nyot sure. Just wanted to scare underage away :3

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No it isn't and I gave it to meow as a gift.
Meow don't change trip its okay, I'm going to sleep nyow.

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aww well thank ya, my DC is Tortureworld#8164 and i'll try to get back whenever i can
oh hell yes, my bitch. flipped a coin to see which menthol i'd light up first, and mr. lincoln said newport. and as they say "Newport Pleasure!"

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Gnite nyon, sleep well :3

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Thanks meow, I'll talk with you tomorrow.
Making tea before bed now.

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no, I just want to empty my balls into a teenager's asshole, is that too much to ask?

Joke's on you I have a fetish for priests and religious men.

>I just want to empty my balls into a teenager's asshole

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how long on average does it take for gaping to stop?