Get transported back in time

>STOP PLAYING GAMES ON YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY TO SOCIALIZE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN IT WONT GET ANY BETTER OTHERWISE I PROMISE YOU

That's when everything bad started so
>stop smoking in order to gain a couple of inches
>ditch that one guy you thought was your best friend
>give up on that girl
>focus on studying

I just realized that I am happy with who I turned out to be. Thank you, OP.

I'd probably beat that fag to death

Stay off of the internet.

Steal as much money as you can and buy a fuckton of Bitcoin, but figure out how to make a wallet because you do not want to store that shit on Mt Gox.

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Look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QfU1lYAIlWs

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>"Get off of Runescape and spend time with your mother. She won't come home one day."

>peach 4 orange right k
>buy google
>buy Priceline
>don't sell bitcoin until 2017

The first statement confirms my identity, and the rest are to make me rich.

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save jay before he dies his room

Space aliens are real, you're not crazy you actually have psychic abilities. Good god how many hours do I have to explain different ways to go about weight lifting, why you're doing it wrong, you need a better regiment for it. ffs squirt is pee stop watching that shit all the time, stop skipping leg day. Guns are absolutely as cool as you think they are, maybe better. You can lift weights for things other than your arms. Stop dating girls in trailer parks. It probably won't kill you to risk spending your broke ass bankroll on gambling more often. Jogging, running, and cardio is probably a better metric to determine your fitness level than weights. It probably won't kill you to spend your money on a hair cut instead of gambling. Quite complaining about country music all the time and just enjoy it while it's still considered pretty good. Wrestling is fake, but that's okay. Drop out of school and get a GED and a job. Christina aguilara gets fat, shakira is still hot for some odd reason. playstation always has been and likely will be better than xbox. nintendo did nothing wrong. mmo's are for dweebs trying to pretend they're not dweebs and it's normal for people to like video games. your friends older sister you have a crush on will probably let you hit it if you tell her she makes your peepee feel funny. Did I already mention squirt is pee? Quit touching my dick fag.

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>What do you tell the kid?

Life is a sham. Try to fuck the most bitches you can and then die, it doesn't get any better

Is there something you need to talk about user?

Yeah I was kinda on the fence about bringing up yellow fever but I don't think we need to add any nails to that coffin just yet.

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You're gonna meet a girl fencing at college. You'll know her when you see her. She will seem uninterested - she isn't. Go for it.

To commit the rope and give up on the dream.

Dont try to play both the cool muscular chad and the suave brad. Pick one or lose both.
Also that girl you are going to fall for. Everyone thought you two were dating so just ask her out.
Unironically dont be yourself be someone cool.
Work harder. You will feel better.
Dont fap.
Exercise more you have chad potential and you totally lose it later on.
Socialize more. Eventually you will come to a point where you dont speak to anyone for weeks on end.
Put the vidya down once you are out of school you will have basically infinite time to fuck off and do whatever. Work hard now so when you waste time it wont fuck you over.
Every time you doubt your potential you snuff out your own flame and then you think your candle was never lit to begin with. You are your own worst enemy. Stop pretending you have to be Superhuman to have any value. Also Successful people were usually cuckfaggots before becoming gigachads.
Every time you feel the wind blow remember where you are and think about where you want to be. Focus on the task at hand.
And please stop saying cringe r/atheism tier shit. Go to church more. A real church not that nu-christian larp.
And quit blowing people off. Stop letting mom and dad make decisions for you. They are retarded and miraculously you and your sibling did not inherit their genetic diseases in any way. You were tested and your clean. These are broken people and you need to take responsibility for yourself as much as possible.
Also do good. Karma is not real but something is looking out for us. Its a a lot meaner than karma so do not piss it off

Good luck and remember my words if you ever feel lost. Worst case scenario is we meet again.

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Honestly I dont think I could repair myself. I have this fantasy often where I go back into time to meet my former self, and I just strangle him. Im really curious as to what would happen. Young me dies so my current self should be dead, but that raises the question that if I died then and there, then my current/future self couldnt exist, and that means I could never go back in time to kill myself. Its a paradoxical situation but theres an answer right?? I probably wouldnt know the answer but atleast everyone else would, and maybe Id be remembered for something.

That girl? She is the one who keeps sitting with you.
You will know who she is

if I had someone tell me all that shit when I was a middle schooler I'd just give up sooner than I actually did. "fuck that, too much work, guess being a loser ain't really that bad, if this is the alternative"

Eventually you will have to fight your brother

No lol. You would continue exist except no one would know who you were. That Christmas movie with the angel was right.
>if I walk outside then I am not inside to begin with so how could I have walked outside
That is the equivalent of your question. Time is a dimension like space. It is startrek science to assume its a mystical paradoxical separate dimension

Its so easy. Literally just dont fuck yourself over.
You dont understand I could have been chad. I could have been operating at 200% ability. Now it is a struggle to get out of bed.
I know exactly why my life is in such dire straits. If only I could go back

>Stop skipping and go to fucking school, you will regret it when you can't get into highschool in a year.
Fuck man there is so much I would tell him, I would go back in time and start from there if I was given the opportunity.

>don't sell weed
>don't chase bitches who will never give a fuck
>buy bitcoin with your inheritance instead of wasting it on weed and junk food
>take a fucking shower, you smell like shit
knowing me though, I'd just tell my older self to fuck off and not listen to any of the advice

Eat healthy, workout, take AP classes,don't worry you will get over her and eventually she will want you but fuck that

Life gets hard and it doesn't really get better for a long time. Don't join the army either, it sounds like a fun escape but you come out worse for wear. And give dad a hug for me.

Download FL Studio right this second.
Actually finish making a flash game for once.
The reason you can't progress past this rudimentary coding tutorial is because you don't understand scope. Declare the variable outside of the loop dumbass.

There, I should have set myself up for earlier success with just few pieces of advice instead of only just recently beginning to work towards accomplishing these goals

>Now it is a struggle to get out of bed.
I don't know how you were but I felt just as much difficulty dragging myself out of bed in middle school as I do now. Doing things (in general) was a struggle then and its a struggle now. It always has been

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"hey ur a chick now bye"

I would kill him, if my younger self dies, I don't have to waste all those extra years of existence. I'll bash his head in with a rock if I have to.

just go through with the skin bleaching at 13 you're ugly as a black person and if you look white you might finally get a girlfriend.

>Just kill yourself now, it will save you a lot of trouble

start crying, that's all you'll ever be doing

>You're not as smart as you think you are. Just because the kids around you don't give a shit about school doesn't mean you shouldn't develop study habits now
>Don't jump the ramp near the dam with your bike. You WILL fuck it up, the bike will land on you and it will hurt into adulthood.
>Stop being a lil shit to mom.
>Don't loan Wesley your PS2. He's going to move that weekend and ghost your ass.
>The next few girls you decide to fawn over aren't into you whatsoever. Save yourself the time and effort.
>Visual Basic is garbage. Unlearn pretty much all your habits from that.
>For the love of fuck stay away from MMOs. All of them.

STAY AWAY FROM PAIN PILLS IT LEAD TO HEROIN

W a I t a m I n u t e
Niggeroli

Don't forget to invest in bitcoins as soon as you hear about them, even if you have to steal for that, do everything you have to for that.

Can you imagine talking to yourself when you're younger and telling them you're being a giant homosexual trying to low key plug you're dealing drugs off a cartoon bbs dedicated to weaving baskets in a third world country. You basically have to tell child you that you're such a pathetic waste of space that nobody wants to be around you at all except you're basically a character jonah hill pretends to be years later because their lifes are so useless they'd fuck a guy worse than jonah hill for drugs but it's cool because neither of your parents have any say in it. So instead of killing yourself you sit around begging the most lonely and desperate saps in existence for attention so that maybe someday you get some sort of payoff for acting like the kind of person that can make up analogies about having being weak pathetic people that got dirt kicked in their face when your real life is basically swallowing toilet water and pretending as if it's worse than eating dirt?

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Please for the love of God don't leave your town. You will regret it, if you leave be ready for 5 years of you trying to be something that you are not only to find out way too late that you had everything you needed in the start. You won't make friends, you won't find your teenage love, you won't do anything worth remembering in the future. You will meet a girl who will ripe the innocence out of your heart, and not in the good way. Please just stay, there are things that you will have to learn from yourself if you stay but NOTHING in the world is worth all the time you will waste in your room dancing alone thinking about how things could've been different. You have friends, you have people that care about, you have opportunities that i would kill to have right now. God this is too painful. Please don't become me.

>please workout so when can be taller than 5'6
>please shave
>please shower
>please brush your teeth
>please grow your hair out so we don't look like shit
>please kill yourself at 17 like we had planned

I've got nothing to tell you, kid. Good luck.

friends are for losers
stop being fat
mine bitcoin
your mother is a whore and your brother was right to hit her

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Go ahead and kill yourself

Don't let that crazy chick suck your dick.
Stay away from AP Lit in your senior year and just ask for their reading list
Join the football team instead of JROTC

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no matter what I tell you, no matter what you change, the world will go on. you will go on. help it go along as best you can. i will see you at the end.

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>sigh
>sit down, we're gonna be here a while

BITCOIN YOU LITTLE SHIT! TELL MOM TO BUY BITCOINS YOU HEAR ME!

Play a fucking sport and start lifting NOW

>go invest yourself in a sport, doesn't matter if you find it bothersome at first, you will feel great after playing and having an interest makes friendship and reletionship
>stop making self-deprecating jokes, nobody finds them funny and they generally lower your self esteem and will ultimately alone
Gotta exaggerate a few thing to make that brat understand

>Do chest and leg workouts
>fuck the lesbian girl
>tell dad you love him before its too late
>and start sun gazing

Quit being a bitch and control your fucking temper

start mewing. now.

>get away from that bitch heather
>get therapy

>invest in bitcoin and prepare him for exact timings of alt coin moonings.
>Do Compsci, try getting work experience in Oil and Gas or a research lab
>learn a new language, preferably arabic
>forget sports and instruments, just work out and focus on math
>you'll get a growth spurt senior year high school so stop worrying about being short

there was this girl who people told me had a crush on me but i wasnt too interested in dating back then. 10 years later shes stunning and im too autistic to talk to her

Well I am still a loser and dont know what I would change, the biggest blackpill is that without money you cant do much... I am also autistic because I was bullied but I would say..

if you dont change your attitude you will end up being a friendless loser that goes to community college and women reject you because of how autistic you are... fuck more high school girls, no one will ever think about you again so go for it also invest in shitcoin and then dump once it hits like 15k.

it does absolutely not get better

Invest in Amazon dummy.

Kill yourself now. It does get better but it still feels pointless

Don't threaten to shoot up the school
Don't get investigated by the FBI for 8 months again and get sent to a camp for troubled youth.
Don't tell the police you know about Columbine and have access to firearms.

Forget about the girl you're currently obsessing over, she is going to wreck your heart. There's another friend of yours who likes you and is actually really hot, go date her instead. There's another girl who's a friend of yours that will like you in your freshman year of high school, tell her you like her and date her before she becomes lesbian. She may even have sex with you. It probably won't last, but at least you will have some experience and at 15 too. This could alter the entire course of your life if you date these girls. If you continue on this current path though, you are going to regret your entire life, you're going to spend time on shady websites ranting about how awful everyone is because you failed at everything you set out to do. You're going to hate your school, hate your peers, hate the culture you're living in, and you will never achieve your goals. But you have a shot now. Once you're 16, its over. Please take my advice and change the course of your life and don't go about obsessing over things that you don't know if you can accomplish, just appreciate the opportunities that are right in-front of your face and don't look for something better.

>take 2 of these, we're fucked anyway

grrn?

it depends on the type of time travel. it might be a whole other circuit so it won't affect you at all.

>DO YOUR HOMEWORK
(bitch slap)
>IGNORE THAT ANGRY OLD WHORE THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND SO SHE CAN SEND YOU TO DETENTION
(bitch slap)
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
(bitch slap)
>STOP EATING SO MUCH JUNK
(bitch slap)
>STOP MASTURBATING
(bitch slap)
>STOP ACTING LIKE A /b/tard IN PUBLIC
(bitch slap)
>SHOWER MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK
(bitch slap)
>WEAR DEODERANT
(bitch slap)
>DON'T CUM IN YOUR PANTS EVERY NIGHT AND WONDER WHY YOUR CROTCH STINKS THE WHOLE ROOM UP
(bitch slap)
>STOP LOOKING AT TRANNY PORN
(bitch slap)
>STOP LOOKING AT PORN ALL TOGETHER
(bitch slap)
>TRY HARDER IN GYM CLASS
(bitch slap)
>STOP BEING TOO AWKWARD TO MOVE AROUND DURING SPORTS
(bitch slap)
>STOP SLOUCHING WHEN YOU WALK, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER YOU LOOK LIKE THAT HUNCHBACK FROM 'OF MICE AND MEN'
(bitch slap)
>STOP SAYING RACIST SHIT DURING HISTORY CLASS EVEN THOUGH IT IS FUNNY
(bitch slap)
>STOP LETTING DOWN THE TEACHERS THAT ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
(bitch slap)
>DON'T TALK TO ANYONE IN THE OFFICE ABOUT ANYTHING EVER, EVEN IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRUST THEM
(bitch slap)
>YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE
(bitch slap)
>YOUR STEPFATHER IS NOT MENTALLY FIT TO BE AROUND CHILDREN
(bitch slap)
>STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM TERRY, YOU KNOW FULL WELL HE IS A CHILD MOLESTER. YOU'RE LUCKY TO NOT HAVE BEEN MOLESTED YOURSELF.
(bitch slap)
>APPRECIATE YOUR FOOD
(bitch slap)
>DO SOMETHING OUTSIDE SCHOOL SO YOU CAN BUILD UP EXPERIENCE FOR THE FUTURE AND HAVE A NORMAL CHILDHOOD AND NOT MISS OUT ON EVERYTHING
(bitch slap)
>STOP MOPING ABOUT MISSING OUT ON THINGS WHEN ALL YOU DO IS CRY ABOUT THINGS YOU MISSED OUT ON
(bitch slap)
>STOP MOPING ABOUT MISSING OUT ON THINGS THAT WERE BEFORE YOUR TIME EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING IS SHIT NOW
(bitch slap)
>MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL MOVE ON WITH THEIR LIVES AND FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU WANT TO BE BROS FOR LIFE
(bitch slap)
>I MISS HOW IT USED TO BE
>I MISS VALERIE
>I MISS THE FAMILY
>GET OVER HER DEATH
( huge bitch slap)

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>don't take up drinking
>don't take up smoking, no matter how 'cool' you look while doing it
>go to trade school earlier, and learn it fast
>take up billiards ASAP you're decent at it
>Convert earlier
>For the love of God, your mother will be always rude to you, just don't go violent against her, just ignore her

The world does end in 2012, there are only a handful of survivors and we're being hunted down by shadow people that devour souls. Only you can prevent this from happening, but you need to get the word out before the summoning is completed. Tell everyone they need to start preparing now, and to invest in holy water.

Bet he'd feel pretty dumb when nothing happens.

Give up on her earlier, later she becomes a tranny.