Do you think if I learned how to speak with a British or French accent, I could get some vaginal attention?
Do you think if I learned how to speak with a British or French accent, I could get some vaginal attention?
Gavin Ross
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Joshua Cooper
no, you'd be an ugly virgin with a dumb larp accent
Hunter Wilson
i speek with a french accant and i don't poole any pussee
Wyatt Gutierrez
Wroughty meight! chim chim charoo!
Blake Perry
How ugly are you from 1-10? a cool accent should bump it up a point
Brayden Gray
like seex i gwehss
Bentley Harris
non mais les vrais hommes t'aimeront ;)
Josiah Moore
I have an actual brit accent despite living in the US, brit myself, never gotten me attention. One time just for fun, my Chad friend faked the worst brit accent you could possibly imagine for an entire night, like the whole ELLO GUVNA type the whole time.
All the girls all amazed and marveling at his accent and asking if he's british and he fakes it all and makes shit up about it. He also indicates to me but in the course of my talking the girls act all weirded out and offended and tell me to stop talking with a fake accent and like I'm making fun of my friend trying to pretend to be a brit. He got to fuck two girls that night pretending to be brit in the worst way while I've never gotten anything interest for it and in fact compared to his fake brit impression I was told and attacked for being the fake one.
Like everything in life, nothing matters unless you're Chad. In my case it was being and sounding a brit, but it could just as easily have been like, a fetish for eating literal shit. Doesn't matter, as long as you're Chad girls will love it.
Blake Reed
Some women really like it. I've got a somewhat deep voice and a sort of posh southern British accent. Where I used to work there was a Polish woman who used to tell me how sexy my voice was and asked me to say things whenever I saw her.
She also told me I voice was my only attractive feature though so if you're short with a long face like me then you're still fucked.
Jacob Kelly
Chances are good you're muslim.
Jonathan Watson
>a fetish for eating literal shit
subtle self insert
Levi Anderson
Sounds like you are, I just went for the worst fetish imaginable. Girls will not care if you're Chad.
Colton Nguyen
Only if you had a based asian indian accent.
Dominic Watson
Your vagina has failed you. The only explanation I can come up with is that she hates you, OP.
Gabriel Thompson
You're not even wearing one of these?
Joshua Martin
I assumed that OP was male and the "vaginal attention" he was referring to was attention from women and their vaginas, not attention from men's dicks in her vagina.
Gabriel Murphy
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>t. Brit raised in America who kept a slight accent
Camden Martin
not bad 6/10 but put a wee bit more effort, meight
Parker Martinez
>I have an actual brit accent despite living in the US, brit myself, never gotten me attention. One time just for fun, my Chad friend faked the worst brit accent you could possibly imagine for an entire night, like the whole ELLO GUVNA type the whole time.
>All the girls all amazed and marveling at his accent and asking if he's british and he fakes it all and makes shit up about it.
I can confirm this effect, I discovered it when I pretended to be an exchange student when I was 14. Hilarious effect because people aren't familiar enough with the real dialects to detect a fake.
Xavier Brown
>I assumed that OP was male
NO, OP (SHE) IS A `WOMAN`.
Now everyone give OP the vaginal attention SHE deserves. If you close your eyes you'll barely feel it! Just a tip: just the tip should be enough!
Thomas Fisher
can you sing, chocolate rain in the original bass range?
Levi Rivera
op here. i would pull some mad boipussy if I was a fag ..... too bad for you
Benjamin Clark
>i would pull some mad boipussy if I was a fag
This doesn't sound like a hypothetical.
Sebastian Lewis
c'est une chose a laquelle tu voudrais?
James Adams
Fuck. Well then I'm out. Men don't give a shit what women sound like, hence why so many are with shrill voiced nagging hags.
Leo Jones
>Men don't give a shit what women sound like
I'm not sure it works that way. You can actually get a lot of information to form a judgement about a person based upon not just how they "sound" but also which words they use and how they express themselves.
I'm certainly bothered by people who are unmotivated, sloppy and poorly coordinated (usually sound/speak in a sloppy way) and I'm also turned off by people with a poor vocabulary and limited education or interest in learning.
That said, this plays a major part in the reason I'm single ATM. I decided five years ago to harshly judge anyone based upon this initial criterion and then require evidence to show the initial impression is wrong. Since then I tend to treat those who are childish as children. They do not like this.
Mason Adams
>hence why so many are with shrill voiced nagging hags.
(samefag here)
>I'm not sure it works that way.
In other words I suspect you may have a lot of selection bias in your conclusion. Especially since you used the words "hence why ... with". Have you accounted for singles?
Julian Jackson
fuck french, but that ass is so squishy i want to hug it all day long