Possibly having sex this weekend for the first time

>possibly having sex this weekend for the first time
this girl has no idea it's my first time and i have no intent on telling her, i need every single Chad move there is in the book so she doesn't notice. from the moment i get to her house to the moment i leave, what are the best things to do to a) ensure i actually do fuck her and b) ensure she comes back for more

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Finger her like you're trying to get coins out of a vending machine

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35 here I fucked at 13 stop stressing you literally go with the flow and use a condom please

there's not really much you can do to prepare.

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Lmao and a furry faggot pic

What if she asks you how many sexual partners you've had? Are you going to lie to her? Do you really think this is going to turn out well?

Deep as possible. Try to get the balls inside as well

Fuck man don't prepare you are stressing over what humans have been doing since the beginning

There you go mate, I have more Garfield where this came from

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of course i'm going to lie to her. she's a random hoe who just broke up with her boyfriend. i have no intention to date her, i just want a fwb

Make sure to various parts of her body when you are kissing. Dont just go straight for tits and ass.

Do you really think lying point blank to her face is going to be easy? You don't think she'll be able to tell you're lying because you answer her questions like a virgin would?

try to be calm and let your natural urges direct you. if you are aroused, you will do things that are naturally sexual like rubbing her body, pressing up against her while kissing madly, etc. don't try to aim for a bunch of porn positions or slap her ass etc. that's a meme. normal sex is more like make out, rub each other up for a few minutes, maybe some quick fingering/oral, then missionary, and maybe one or two other quick positions before the guy cums. then hold her after.

mainly, try to be relaxed in your mindset. it will translate to the experience.

tell her, you lose nothing and she'll try harder to make it a good time probably.

check out /user/sexplanations on youtube. the channel is cringe, but offers a lot of comprehensive and accurate information.

Go dummy on the prostate

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yes, i think it will be easy. i don't understand why you're going on about this hypothetical situation. if she asks, i'll lie, and i don't really give a fuck if she knows if i'm lying or not. worst case scenario she calls me out for the lie, but i don't think being caught in a lie like that is really going to ruin my chances of anything.

i mean, maybe, but this girl is a hoe and i know for a fact she's fucking Chads on the side. i want to come off as a dominant man who has his shit together and knows how to fuck so she associates me with that group of Chads she fucks on the regular.

28 former virgin here
I'll help you.
To initiate sex it's easy. Start kissing her and put your hand on her thigh. Kiss with her playfully until she gets more into it. From that point she should be on your lap if not pull her closer.
Now when she is hot I start by touching her thighs, stomach, and slowly get to her boobs and pucci
When she is really hot you can rub her pussy through her pants.
At this point start undressing her. Don't sweat about the bra it's a nightmare for a lot of guys, experienced or not, just tell her to get rid of her bra. Command her
At this point either carry her to the bed or ask her if she doesn't want to be more comfortable (if you are on a couch you can fuck her there)
She'll either undress you or start doing it, don't forget the socks.
Now comes the hard part.
There are some guy who get stressed just before the penetration, even more when it's your first time, and the condom is not helping.
I was rock solid during my first time because I used a simple tactics
Instead of working myself on how to put the condom and focusing on that I just simply gave her the pack (unriped) and told her to put it for me. That way you can still look at her body and stay in the mood while she does the dirty job.
Even better since you'll be laid back and she'll be "on top" she could even do what mine did and impale herself on your dick.
At that point you start the fucking part. The most important thing in my eyes is to find a good position where you'll be able to thrust good. Do not be afraid to lead the sex. Move her around until you find a good position and start to thrust.
Listen to her reaction and try to hit the point that makes her moan.
If you want her to come back try to make her orgasm but don't sweat it, a lot of guy suck at sex and the first time with a new girl ain't always that great.
But do go down on her and try to make her orgasm before, and then try to make her orgasm while fucking her by also rubbing her clit.

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As for the ejaculation I asked for nothing and just did it where I wanted (inside)
Maybe you can inform her that you are going to cum, I did not I just moaned faster and harder like a beast when I was about to cum and came when I had to.

I require her name.
>also
Just let the moment choose your decisions for you, the sex it's the most natural thing that we could ever experience, everything it's gonna be fine, the moment and natural instinct it's gonna help you out. Believe me. Just try to have fun.

Thank you, user for giving genuinely good advice.

>I require her name.
no you don't

>it's the most natural thing that we could ever experience
>natural instinct it's gonna help you out. Believe me
not him but I make a complete fucking hash of everything that's supposed to be easy and natural

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Oh okay.
>I make a complete fucking hash of everything that's supposed to be easy and natural
Not this time. Believe when the moment and your natural instinct it's gonna help you. Just start slowly

It's true though
Back when I was a peewee lad I would dry hump with my gf just because I was horny. It comes naturally. Your dick will be sensitive and you will want to rub it against something
You need to stop thinking and let the beast awakens.
I would just straight up eat her ear while I was pounding her.
In abstract it sounds stupid but damn it was goood

don't be stressed, it's some primal shit. You know how to do it already

autists don't have primal instincts. if they did they'd be able to relate to other people instead of needing a script for what to do.

Choose the position
How you do it will decide if you want to come back for more

Have you ever fed a horse or donkey before?

Girls these days really love being forced into piledriver position right away, and make sure you flick her clit really hard while you're going at it

Keep your hand flat?
How does that help here

lol this
NTs will never understand

Here is a good tip: If it gets down to it, ask if she wants a massage, if she says yes massage her back, later massage her tits. Then just at some point put a condom on and fuck her missionary. Do it slowly for a while so she enjoys it. If you clench your ass cheeks you can delay ejaculation.

Yeah need to make sure her snatch feels like a horses lips before going near her for penetration. They don't call fingering feeding the foal for nothing. Don't be a lazy faggot and use lube instead. When she feels like that then its time to go for it. Avoid eating her out because its submissive and neglects her tits and lips. You can use your hand to pleasure her down there and kiss her lips and tits with your mouth, its much more effective that way. Once you get inside you'll know what to do.

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My advice? Have sex.