I'm from the heaven of beer and porn... Czech republic. Ask me anything

(The last one was shit so I am trying another one)

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What did you assholes do with my grand-father's house?

We did nothing. Commies fucked it up.

Why are you not based as your polish neighbors, but degenerates as we are?
I see huge amount of czech porn, but virtually none polish, why are your women such whores?

I have visited Czech three last years and seen almost no refugees, even in Prague, do you have no gibs policy, or they all go to Germany/Austria(never in my live seen so much shitskin beggars)?

How jewified is your government, most of the time I hear about them, they are voices of moderation and debunking bullshit, but it is mostly foreign policy, what about inner?

When will you stop being a pornographic degenerate and repent to Jesus our Lord?

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how many submarines do you have?

>implying it were not your czech 'commies'
Our commies did not give a fuck about what do vassal states do about germans. It was all your decision and your actions.
I am pretty sure they settled in it.

I have a job offer in Brno. What is it like there?

What do you think about Slovakia?
What is your favorite hockey team?

I get beer being a tradition but why so much porn?

We are not as christian as polish.
And because there is no god for most of us, women don't care if they don't go to heaven becouse they are sluts.
Refugees don't want to live here, they want to go Germany.
the last one... no idea

Never. We love it

Your Opinion on the ASF/UZP Seperatists in the krušny hory ?

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How many we need (0)

Cheers from Feldkurat Katz.

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Communism totally destroyed our economy.

Why don't you actually contribute something of substance or insightful to the board.

Why dont you dig through austria and hungary and make borders with us like its supposed to be.

Prague without scamers. Really nice place

Submarines are cool. Get one.
That's rather disgusting part of culture. But a bold saying on hardcore christian board.

When i finish trade school can i migrate

Like our brother. (How much do we like our brother depends on the person.
And ours.

No God? No regret.

Thanks.

How do I get a cute Czech gf?

i guess it's the same reason why all the movies are made in Hollywood, cause there's a major studio in Prague (i think it was set up there cause other counties have stricter laws and higher taxes), also not all women in Czech porn are Czech

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH... Who? Oh! These dumbfucks! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Where can I buy semtex?

Is Prague really twink heaven?

I traveled Europe for a couple months and Prague was probably the best part.

Awesome place.

"We did nothing" is the most tragic trait of czech people.

Do Czech girls have nice feet?

Czech language sounds super funny to Poles. Does it work the other way around?

I guess the German porn industry moved in CZ .

why are there so many prostitutes in Prague and can you have guns?

((((((czech)))))) porn.

Hey, they are pretty powerful. They will soon take power in the ore mountains/Krušny hory.

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Yep. Lower taxes.

It does sound funny to us too.

How are you planning to atone for the sin of creating Slovakia?

>I guess the German porn industry moved in CZ
Nah, we are not into scheiße porn

Most of our elders (the ones who lived, while communism was still here) are pretty conservative. But kids and young adults are acting like your normal typical westerners. We are also really politically incorect.

I'm an eighth czech or maybe slovakian you guys, my ancestors, are alright masons I looked it up.

Also look at this absolute cutie making love.

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Most of our elders (the ones who lived, while communism was still here) are pretty conservative. But kids and young adults are acting like your normal typical westerners. We are also really politically incorrect.

>We are also really politically incorrect.
That's good news!
Kek

how are the brothels?

>says he sees huge amount of Czech, doesn't realize he's the degenerate

You can!

they are white unlike you

Be slightly more rape-y.

Dindu

W R O N G
B O A R D

I had a polish whore suck my dick once in Antwerp. Came in her mouth too!

It's an industry, it follows new trends.

Drink: In vietnamese stores
Bomb: In vietnamese stores

Thank you very much

>why are there so many prostitutes in Prague
because there are so many sex-customers, bongs are quite notable in this - stag parties always end up in scammed in brothel
>can you have guns?
yes if you have the loicense (takes about 3 months to get)

>I'm from the heaven of beer
Liar.

Yes, we love to do that.

Like any other, user.

Why are you all atheist? Was it different before commies arrived?

Not really. We say that the language is hard instead of laughing.

Projecting won't help you. You've created a monster and now it's running loose.
Take responsibility.

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many reasons, here is one of them:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hussite_Wars

Actually, I tried very hard to find them, and I couldn't find that many. You need to be in the centre to find them.
Yes, you can have any gun you want as long as it is not automatic or a grenade launcher.

East germans are also predominantly atheist.
Do you get along with the people from saxony well or is it rare for czechs to difference between germans from their subregions, just like we hardly know about what differenciates moravians from bohemian czechs.

>We are also really politically incorrect
Have you ever tried talking about jews?

Never, user, never. Not that our police is so powerful. Is just that even if they would (which they won't, because Czech are lazy, and they are doing it, just because they think they look more awesome) none would give a shit.

Our great brothels are always waiting for your presence, user.

what is it with the czech porno meme?

>degenerates as we are
I know I am degenerate, both in body and mind.

Wait, the czech Police is armed with Assault rifles ?

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Can you give me a short summary of that memegroup?
Logo and that pic looks like a black metal insurgency of germanboos.

No, it's not. Here you can be racist.

Seconding this, is czech casting the big one? It's hotter because they get day to day women but are all czech women that thicc/fat?

Sorry, Belgium, but it's true.

pretty sure you can write nigger on all of Jow Forums

You are a monster too! What the fuck are you talking about.

Ok... that is something that you have to be cautious about, but you can say nigger in front of everybody and nobody gives a shit.

according to global rule 3, no
so again wrong board

Hey, all I know, is that nobody knows about them and the ones that know about them, don't care. And yes, our special forces have rifles.

Rude. What did we ever do to you?
Don't tell me you're still butthurt for that Moravian Empire thing.

Not really int3 Czech beer, sorry. It's ok...

Anyway I once bought 36 1.5l plastic bottles of Krusovice and it was pretty nasty. Is it because of Krusovice or the plastic bottles?

Degenerate and comfy

Okay, I will post it next time on that board. Happy?

Don't drink plastic-bottled beer. Always nasty.

plus your thread won't die so fast there

Ok. It was pretty dead. Dunno which Krusovice it was, but the kind available in Germany. I just bought it cause it was about €1 for a bottle.

So some bored countryside boys having fun with a fictious rebellion

How many refugees will you be accepting this year?

Settled in it. It's called a payback for your attempt to exterminate us. Have a nice day.

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>still associating commies from that state to the state itself
They were all predominantly kikes or lead by them, you mongrel.

That was long time ago. No one gives a shit about that place anymore. So yes, you didn't do that many thing to Czechia. It's just that I don't like your country.

Problem is that CZ is low on ammo. some czech police officers armed with rifles have 7 bullets per mag and one loaded in the weapon, so the locals actually can have a bigger contribution since the place is gun-friendly.

Greeting from Armenia my Christian friend. Fuck Turkey please.

reminder that being czechs is equal to being cuck. every women here had 10 sexual partners by the age 25. most of them cheat, we have highest divorce rates etc. our women are trash. ;)

How many our president allows. So none.

>kike commies
>after 7 years of Hitler
I guess Holocaust really is a lie.

How accurate is the game Kingdom Come: deliverance and have you played it

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