What are your Tinder stories?

GTFO you normalfag nigger

I don't really get on Tinder, but is ghosting really common?

I'm not saying its not appropriate depending on the context (say if you've only been texting for a day or two or something), but ghosting sounds pretty shitty in most situations.

even the chaddiest of chads get ghosted somtimes it happens to all men

No shit, socal women are some of the hottest in the world by normalfag standards.

One million percent this.

>install out of curiosity and desperation
>swiping on all the cuties
>see gym crush and swipe
>accidentally super like bitches and feel deep embarrassment
>uninstall after a week of no matches and imploded confidence
probably for the best

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it doesnt matter what the woman looks like, she could be a fucking landwhale with buck teeth and acne and she will have the same standards as a skinny tanned stacy.
and they have those standards because there are much more single men than women here and the men are too fucking horny that try to hit on anything that has a hole between its legs

>calls me dog after meetup
>agrees to more meetups but leaves me on recieved with snaps

I actually had a little luck on there and from la
>tfw it was a land whale and I lost my virginity to her

desu. Try sliding into their DMs instead of tinder. I find it works better and I met my cute Polish gf that way. Going on 11 months strong so don't be afraid to make a burner IG account.

Are you 22 bro? It gets way better at 26+

Why's that? (Not him)

Because by then they sucked a college experience worth of cocks

>Get notified of someone who liked me atleast once a week
>match because why not
>dont even bother after that
Some of them are actually cute. Why am I so fucking gay?

Are you just being shy?

>girls don't respond after matching

>match
>genuine white girl
>shes moving for uni she thinks im cute and like my music taste
>talk for a week flirt and just talk about life and sex
>one day get texted hey user wanna hang out im sad
>yah sure
>we go to a local park due to it being public enough but still if she wanted to suck me off we could go somewhere
>we talk she vents and we hold eachother close and cuddle
>get home happy as ever haven't talked or touched a female in years
>text from her
>"I think you're cute and all but it think we don't vibe and it would be good if we didn't talk"
>ohhhh umm ok

fuck her on her snapchat story it was her grinding on some fucking chad fuck her man

>Be 19
>set age to 18-23
>get 4-5 matches a week
>qt3.14 swipes right
>says shes 19, looks the part
>we chat and vibe hard
>meetup I buy some expensive wine bring two glasses and a pizza (this shit works like a charm)
>we sit in a park on the grass
>talk about bs uni life, she turns out to be 17
>fuckit.png
>get to second base in the park
>moving way too fast sphagetti spills
>she sits on my lap, to feel my d
>cant handle this, go limp
>embarassed as fuck
>I need to escape
>say some bullshit excuse, about an exam I have coming up
>go home
>cry

>Y am I like this ?

Every girl I meet on this app ghosted me after five dates or something. Badabing, badabang.

Be thankful you dodged a bullet. All it takes is for her to decide she needs cash one day and you're looking at 10+ years if you don't let yourself be blackmailed.

You cuck. You should have made her suck you off at least. You were probably "a nice guy" and it turned her off.

I've never gotten a tinder match on the hundreds of girls I've swiped on.
In real life my success rate is 3/7 (5/7 if you count her accepting to give me her number then ghosting after a few texts), so nearly 50%. With one of them we even kissed and she touched my pp but she was just in my city for a few months and left again now.
there are many things like nice hair, not being a Manlet, being able to build sentences confidently without being an autist or effeminate basedboy, etc which can help in real life but that you can't put in a tinder profile. Also if you're interesting or you can make yourself sound like you are without being an aspie, some girls (especially dumb college students trying to be "intellectuals") will like that and want to show you off to their friends as a social status.

she used you as her emotional tampon

Hello future me, I installed it yesterday.

so you ghosted her twice and she still wanted to date you? Wtf, that's some ridiculous bs.

I just started using online dating apps like tinder. In the past month I've gotten at least 30 matches over three different tinder-like apps and not a single one has lead to a date yet. Sometimes the just unmatch me immediately, other times the conversation falls flat or goes nowhere. Only a handful of matches have lead to deep and meaningful conversations. I've asked three of them if they would like to meet up and get coffee or see a movie or something, and they've all declined for one reason or another. What the hell am I doing wrong?

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All these roasties use dating apps for attention and to acquire new orbitors. They have so many options and she ghosts you because option 2 is slightly better. Chad will always win because he wastes little time chasing and more time fucking

Bay Area? Origgg

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How do you find people in your area?

yeah they're just looking for suckers to pay them for access to their instaroast and roastchat. there are no decent humans on online dating. fuckem all

The usual boring stuff. Get some matches about 1 or 3 each week, then we stop talking after a day. Ive talked with one or two girls this year who seemed super cool, but then out of nowhere theyd stop talking.

She just posted her IG on OK the same day she made it. I happened to see her new profile and just decided to hit her up. She's a weeb so it worked out for me.

Met current gf on tinder, first date I had from that app but she cute so it's all going good

used it once to see how attractive i was, got 2,000 adds accepted every single one then ghosted and never used it again.

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I do get some matches but they always either don't respond at all or stop responding pretty quickly. I try having a discussion first but then they stop responding. I try to set up a date quickly like people recommend but then they go "haha I'm really busy all this week" and then don't respond any further than that. Makes me wonder why they even swipe right on me at all.

>match with grills
>dont say anything to most of them
>ones I say something to always either ignore or unmatch

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No matches locally, but tons in 3rd world countries and sometimes different states

Girl 1:
>spends the entire date on her phone
>gets hysterical when I don't pay for her portion of the bill

Girl 2:
>shows up to date
>oh you look better on film I guess user
>she leaves

Girl 3:
>get to 2nd date
>oh lets take a selfie together user
>sure thing
>oh my bf is gonna be SO jealous

Why are women like this?

>make chad profile
>make them think im interested
>get their snapchat
>have them send nudes
>cant wait to meet you this weekend
>ghost them

>date
I've gotten plenty of matches and a handful of phone numbers over the past three years, no dates.

Well that's a tad bit based of you user

>match
>conversation fizzles out
>end

>match
>ghosted mid conversation

>match
>make plans
>flake or never hear from them again

Choose any, it's always one of them.

Girl 1:
>We go out to a high end bar, then a dance club, then end up back at my apartment. She spends the night and we spend the whole night just cuddling. After I drop her off the next day I'm completely ghosted.

Girl 2:
Meet for coffee, talk for hours, ride bikes around the lake. After I say goodbye completely ghosted.

Girl 3:
Rent a lane at a bowling alley/restaurant in town. Play 2 games, pay for everything. Texted her to see if she wanted to go on another date. Replies "Thanks but no".

Fuck this.

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this except the app won't even load on my phone anymore

Girl 1:
>match cute girl
>texting for 3 days
>she ask to move to telegram
>text for another day
>ghosted

Girl 2:
>match with landwhale cause nonexistent standards
>texting for 2 days
>she ask to move to instagram
>ask "how are you?"
>ghosted

I realized that some girls only want beta orbiters on their social apps and nothing more. Seriously uninstall Tinder and unfollow any girl that ghost you.
>don't be a beta orbiter

Yep IRL is a far better option than these dating apps.

>asked "do you like anime"
>unmatched

>how are you
Ugh what does he even expect me to say to this. Chad always comes up with something clever

tfw no cute weeb gf
Might try that though, what did you say in your first message if I may ask?

None of my stories are memorable to me except my first success on tinder
>was going back and forward with this thin and very pale qt for a bit
>first match on tinder and I'm a virgin so I'm nervous
>been nofapping and could fuck anything with a hole in it at this point
>become horny enough to say fuck it and stop beating around the bush
>ask her to meet up at her place and smoke dudeweedlmao
>we meet and have good chemistry
>don't notice her subtle attempts at trying to escalate things until I get high
>we're playing vidya and i'm making some jokes
>she's laughing at my jokes with unwavering eye contact
>clicks in my head that now is a good time
>i escalate into kissing but she has to lead a few times because idk what the fuck to do

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This is me I will match maybe have a small conversation but never even think about trying to message them again or meet up

>Download Tinder
>Match with some girls
>Plan a couple dates
>They all cancel last minute
>Delete Tinder
Why cant they just go on the dates they agreed to? How rude!

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fuck off tripfag swim in dog anus
GET OUT YOU 3DPD ATTERACTED PRIMAL ANIMALS HAVE NO REASON TO BE ON THSI BOARD, IF YOU WOULD HAVE MADE THIS ON SOC OR B YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN EVEN MORE NORMALNIGGERS TO JOIN IN WITH YOU SO WHY DONT YOU DO THAT EH? MORE NORMALNIGGERS FOR THE NORMASLNIGGERS IS ALWAYS FUN. IF YOU LUST AFTER REAL WOMEN YOURE JUST A NORMALNIGGER, REAL ROBOTS HAVE ADVANCED PAST PRIMAL STATES AND ARE NOT PRIMAL SCUM

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I'm a reformed hikikomoricel robot. Fight me

All right fellas going to raise up the standards of this thread. Only going to report successful outcomes that resulted in a date.

Joke profile

Grill 1
> Match with 6/10 German girl
> I joke randomly about IKEA
> Mention that I have an IKEA sofa
"Ah nice user, I want to test it now"
> Invite her over
> Prepare dinner
> Put Pulp fiction on
> Never got to finish pulp fiction because of testing an IKEA sofa, and an IKEA bed
> Met her another couple of times, then she ghosted out. Sex was really good.

Girl secunda
8/10 grill. This is the only time I felt exploited as a male, and there was no mutual benefit. Not her fault, it we were just non compatibile.
> Make dumb joke about being sad and alone on a bus and killing myself (she had a pic of her on a bus, kinda hipster)
> Heyya where you from user
> A sad place far away from here
> Oh don't say that user I love that place
> Invite her for a coffee
> Eventually we end up at my place
> We start making out
I swear to god, I'm not bad at it. Many partners told me I'm good. But this time she was in constant pain. Couldn't finish. I ended up masturbating her multiple times, with her reaching multiple orgams. I couldn't even once. Eventually gave her a second chance (maybe it was a "no" day for her). Didn't work out again. I ghosted her out. Don't blame me people, sex really is tiring. And you can tell when there's compatibility, when not.

(Still 4 more)
cont?

i dont have to, your loss for wanting 3dpd walking breathing shitfactory, if you reformed you were never a true bot. i hate incels because their people like you, im volcel nigger. you went back to sucking societys dick again lucky you