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>son, i have been away fighting evil on my adventures
>looks like you have not tended to farms and turned our ancestral farms into wastelands
how do you respond?

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>I have not been properly motivated...

Nothing wrong with the wasteland, mother. Nothing at all.

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>i have been telling milf warriors of my platoon how my son is one in a million
>i told them that he would become the best producer on island, i told them how they would crave my son's seed
>and you welcome me with these barren farms, my son?

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muh gasoline

Please stop, I'm trying to not break my nofap streak and this isn't helping

Fuck these farms ma'
I wanna become DJ and travel all over america playing top hits from the EDM shelve
Drop molly and throw cakes on girls who show their tits to me

well its sorta milf warriors in alternate world setting aka milf wakanda.
so no america my friend.
also tits are always full of milk after the birth of first child

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>"I-I'm sorry mommy but the neighbor kept annoying me."

>results come out in milf wakanda's newspaper
>tfw your mom has the highest enemy kills on adventure but you shat the bed on farm produce
>neighbor mom and son are consistent and bag the top prize
be ready for some serious punishment

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>"N-No mommy please! I'm sorry! It's not my fault!"

>user, to become the perfect milf warrior, i used dark arts to become voluptuous
>i got this peerless bod but it has rendered my womb barren
how will you comfort this maiden whom you encountered on your path to the village market?

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>"I'm sorry miss, I wish I could help but my mommy don't like it when I talk to other women without her permission."

she is bogged but not bogged at the same time

>user, you still havent crossed the 8 inch mark
>my son has finally 8.5 inch penor
your warrior aunt says this, how do you react

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>"Try again with your boobies out."

>floors you and pins you down with her special milf warrior jiujitsu
>user, you are still pretty feminine, no wonder farm is a barren land
what now

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>milf warriors
google this
MFW

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>"I-I-I think now's a good time to check my peepee size."

>help me grow it?

THAT'S great, but mommy only wants Chadson.

>user, mom's udders havent been relievef for 3 days now. so much milk.
>do you want it or do i ask neighbor's son to help relieve me?
your response? remember you just ate lots of delicacies.

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relievedI*
ffs mf typo

>feed me like you used to when I was a boy

>"YOUR UDDERS ARE MINE!!!!!! GIVE ME YOUR DELICIOUS MILK MOMMY!!!!!!!!"

>oh hey user, meeting after a long time. remember we used to play with your mom's bra when we were kids.
>yes, i was away for the warriors training program. Now i just need seed to become a mother and milf warrior
>since your mom is my senior officer, she personally asked me to meet you first and see if i would love to mate with you for your seed
what do you think? she will be impressed with your tool and face?
reminder that she has already seen that you are a NEET and your farms are barren.

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Mom should force her to have my seed.

>sorry user, i know your mom wanted to work it out between us but i wanted seed of someone whose cock is atleast 7.5 plus and whose farmlands are lush green
buddy nepotism wont help

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I have that much cock, and funny enough, my grandparents own a farm

but do you tend to the farm while your mother is away fighting pirates and orc menace

Who is this milf goddess?

Why does this fantasy require farms that are barren?

other farms are lush green, yours re barren cause i assumed you are a NEET.
she is some muscle chick gia marie. face is a bust tho.

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the farm isn't mine unfortunately

>user, i will give you the blessings of eternal virility. Let me enter your milf utopia and let me lay down my trap
>we both will rule the land and breed the milfs
do you fall into the lure or alert your warrior mother and aunts?

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>"Well. My damn loss then. I'm sure I'll find a lady that will like me."

>visit temple to pray for a new season
>this is your priestess

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Pray dutifully