/r9gay/ - #761

Reading with your bf edition
/r9gay/ - #760 Anonymous
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Obviously everyone hates you meow you're annoying and all you do is whine about how nothing is working out for you while you sit at home eating food and being taken care of by your parents you're an annoying leech

Meow will have revenge for being bullied
T. Mad norman, probably polish too

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How about you shut the fuck up faggot.

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Why wont you just leave back to your facebook and other norman shit instead of bullying losers in a place for losers

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Meow should get his fat ass up and go running then when he's skinny he'll get a bf and get the fuck out of here because he's attractive now shut up

>contradicts himself
debil?

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Meow doesnt bully losers, meow bullies normans
Would that fix meows mind, being fat is not the cause but the outcome of meow problems u dumb person

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Why are hairy armpits so alluring?

t.norman
Get a better argument.

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yea go try running, or go try get a job, or go try get education, or go try to therapist, or go and try to fix his social axieaty. or basicly try anything to improve himself so getting a bf can become posible

Watcha fellow homos reading right now? I just started Rifters trilogy by Peter Watts.

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Less norman than you norman
Meow should get better so meow can date a failed boring norman that bullied meow in the past, just kek. Why do you even care about meow.
Meow did read pillars of earth but too lazy

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Awkward =/= not norman
Gtfo back to tumblr and roleplay with other furries.

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Meows nyot a furry u /gaygen/ norman, frick off

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meow can you fuck my bum thx

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>meow can you fuck my bum thx

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He has a 4" pp he can't fuck anything.
But he's fat so it's probably like 6" in reality

>pulls out the /gaygen/ card
Get a job and get a personality.

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It seems to have worked, now begone u norman. All poles are normans, find a bf instead of wasting time on bullying sad people here.

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meow raped a 10 year old

>all poles are normans
t.pole
It goes the other way around.

>t.pole
Part pole, poles dont like meow

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>It goes the other way around
No it doesn't meow fucked his brother

Good thing i have part french and czechoslovakian heritage so you dont have shit to pull on me faggot.
Was he tall and fit?

>french and czechoslovakian
So eww?
Meow didnt fuck anyone

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Says most ungratefull and annoying german-polish hybrid from a deathcamp.

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Meows family lived near warsaw and nyothing happened to them :3

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>cityfag
>tranny
>kraut
>undermining his own nation
>obnoxious antisocial fag
You dont even qualify for meet and fuck sites.
Jesus.

another thread ruined by meow forever arguing with anons trying to bully him :^)

>>cityfag
Near warsaw, nyot in warsaw you dumb person
>>tranny
Nyo, proof
>>kraut
Nyot in 2019
>>undermining his own nation
Nation of bullies that hate meow lol
>obnoxious antisocial fag
First day on r9k
>You dont even qualify for meet and fuck sites.
Why nyo :3

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I don't understand why don't attention whores just move to discord

he's a bottom you moron

>Near warsaw, nyot in warsaw you dumb person
Cityfag
>Nyo, proof
The first pic of you floating around is a manfaced ugly motherfucker with long dyed hair that looks like grass.
Not to mention beaviour interests and all the other factors
tranny
>Nyot in 2019
Once a kraut always a kraut
>Nation of bullies that hate meow lol
nation of people that hate krauts and faggots
>First day on r9k
Implying
He's a faggot nigger.

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Gonna go and watch a movie tonight with a lad, looks like we'll be lewding it up later. Will report back to gaygen when I get the chance

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Nyot going to argue with /gaygen/ pollocks, sayonara

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May the gay be with you.

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>The first pic
wait, there's a pic of meow out there?

>He's a faggot nigger.
Yes, that too.

>im not going to talk to you cause you are stupid
What are you gimbus? quite possible underage.
With that one sentence you basically ruined your entire image once more.

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Here, it's a tranny for sure

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Yes and you are not getting it attentionwhore.

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>you are stupid
You said it yourself kek

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>trying to cope
Give up buddy before you get mad.

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tfw no black metal classic WoW bf to snipe faggot streamers

Mods. Ban vadikus and sammy1g

Homosexual anal sodomy does damage to your body that will never heal. Being gay is a choice.

i dont know how you can post your face to this thread it's like you're asking for it to be brought up every day

Like what? Unless you're taking horse cock with no lube in your ass every hour on the hour nothing happens to you that's "irreparable"

Hey MEOW whats up :3 MEEEEOW

Wow meow is cute

>implying heterosexual anal sodomy isn't exactly the same
>implying that's even true at all
>implying being gay is a choice
>implying that if it is it isn't the right choice

Aaaaah, I just want a sweet, well behaved, interesting boyfriend who I can look after and have a heteronormative relationship with.

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no fucking way that is meow. there is no fucking way that meow doesn't look all that bad.

>interesting

It was over from the start.

That's Meow.
He just says he looks bad

>boyfriend
>heteronormative
well
it is, well as far as we know at least since there's no way of proving it but the image was posted by him at least

Studies show that increases your risk for incontinence. Just look at any gay porn site and how you're a few clicks away from prolapse, fisting, or some other really gross shit if you want an idea of what the average faggot is doing. I know this general tries to hide the reality of gay faggotry behind anime pictures but you have to deal with it.
How is it the right choice to give up reproduction for degenerate hedonism?

>Just look at any straight porn site and how you're a few clicks away from blacked, incest, or some other really gross shit if you want an idea of what the average straight guy is doing.

>incontinence
Yeah the same would happen to a straight couple if all they did was anal, if faggots are as hedonists as you're saying they are then I think they're a bit creative and don't have to stick something up the butt to have an orgasm.
>any gay porn site
Gay porn, or any porn, isn't indicative of what happens in real life. By that logic we could look at all the fucked shit on straight porn sites that are honestly worse than what shows up on gay sites sometimes.
>reproduction
I know you didn't reply to me but what exactly makes your seed so important that it needs to be spread? Earth is overpopulated as is

It's meow

Yep, I want a boyfriend who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship.

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>tfw no bf to feed me and look after me
I'm so hungry and poor

What about a skirt?

Blacked an incest is in gay porn too. But gay porn has 100x the degeneracy at 100x the frequency don't even try this false comparison bullshit.
>Earth is overpopulated as is
Okay retard.

>force yourself to be attracted to women so you can bring up a kid in a loveless relationship that is bound to fail
No?

I mean I definitely wouldn't object. Yes please.

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blacked is the 3rd most watched producer on pornhub and incest has been everywhere on every straight porn site since the day porn sites existed lmao
stop getting your beliefs about people and the world from porn sites retard

>retard
If you want to have your children and their children inherit a world they won't make it far inby all means, have them. Though I wouldn't worry about it because rather than spread your seed you're screaming at faggots you won't convince otherwise

It's literally a choice you braindead faggot

Veery nicee I want one or more than one

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why would you actively choose to deal with a woman then? lmao'ing at your life and 'choices'

This very general offers some great insight into gay degeneracy. Stop putting up blinders and ignoring it.
I can do multiple things in my day.

More than one what?

Studies show I am stinky.

Because faggotry is hedonistic self-harm and I want a real family.

>This very general offers some great insight into gay degeneracy
there's no more degeneracy here than there is on this board generally

>I can do multiple things
Still, why though? Seems kind of weird that you'd set aside time in your day to come to this thread and argue with people who's mind you won't change. You could say the same to me but I'm not exactly trying to ""spread my seed"".

if faggotry is hedonist self-harm then a hetero "family" is social and emotional self-harm. i mean your choice and all that but hahaha, shit dude it's kind of sadder

Skirts to wear around my future bf obviously

For me? It's going on Jow Forums to argue with homos.

I especially like boys in skirts because they're cute and provide easy access.

I just hope my future bf is up for it. I don't seem to meet that type of boy in person.

tfw fat thighs and will never be the skirt bf

I need to face it.
I was not born gay.
I tried masturbating to gay shit and liked it.
If I never stuck something up my ass I would be straight.
If I had proper interactions with women in my teens I wouldn't internalize pleasure and jerk off to penises because I can relate to how good a hard one in hand feels.
If I wasn't socially lonely I wouldn't romanticize males.
If I never consumed pornography or came here during formative years I would be heterosexual.
How do I undo this damage dealt? I don't want to be gay anymore.

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don't get your hopes up fat thighs usually also means fat everything else so you probably wouldn't have been someone's first choice anyways

If you're still attracted to women, go out and meet some.

If you're in a happy relationship with a girl, why worry about your feelings towards men?

not if you trained something that uses a lot of your lower body like fencing.

>tfw nobody wants a skelly bf

lmao then they're not even fat to begin with, even worse if it was training related and used lower body likethat then they're just muscled. that's not cute

>If you're still attracted to women
LOL
KMS
I'm not

Yeah they're cute.
I don't seem to meet any boy so you're lucky.
They're not really fat then... But big.
Which is good for leglocking and stuff

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>muscled is not cute but fat is
yikes

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The harsh ugly truth is that you were born gay. You can do as many mental gymnastics as you want but none of what you said would indicate you not already being gay to begin with. See below:
>If I never consumed pornography or came here during formative years I would be heterosexual
The issue with that is that if you were always straight and born straight you would never even consider a man as a partner, let alone see one in a sexual light. Someone born straight isn't going to suddenly just say "ah yes, dick does seem a bit hot" after seeing it in porn or the internet.
>if I wasn't socially lonely I wouldn't romanticize males
I'll grant you this, but it's not like that makes you gay. A ton of straight men feel they can't relate to women for one reason or another and would rather the company of males, doesn't mean they want to fuck them though.
>If I had proper interactions with women in my teens
What exactly would count as a proper interaction? Just speaking to one? If you were attracted to them to begin with you would still try and seek them out even if you were spilling spaghetti. I don't see how fucking it up with a girl would make you just give up and go to men if you were straight to begin with
>I wouldn't internalize pleasure and jerk off to penises because I can relate to how good a hard one in hand feels.
You could have always just jerked off to the thoughts of women or how a woman would touch your dick but your mind instantly jumped to other men and seeing how other men also do it, how is that born straight behavior?
>I tried masturbating to gay shit and liked it.
>If I never stuck something up my ass I would be straight.
You actively chose to partake in gay activities despite you saying you're straight over and over again. No one born straight just "tries" gay porn, that's what people who deny it tell themselves. I know I did.

Hey meow!

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not what i meant retard, there's an obvious difference. lean muscled legs look and feel different to soft chubby legs

You can have both muscles and fat on legs dummy

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I don't know about other here but when I found out what's masturbating like I would sometimes lay on my tum moving slowly back and forth letting the skin glide across the glans while touching my butt and stuff and that's before I knew anal was a thing and I've never consumed any pornogrpahy by that point, was just born to be a bottom or something

muscled legs have a completely different look to them which is what i was getting at, stop being so pedantic this is why no one likes you

Evangelion made me gay.

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when the day finally came that i looked up porn it was obviously straight porn but i kept telling myself in my head that i wanted to look at gay porn just because i was curious what other penises looked like and thats what i told myself for a good 4 years