Tfw no titcow gf

Breasts are good, He created them with love for us. How do we answer such love?

b-but I don't have one, user

How the fuck do you even talk to girls like these? They know that literally everyone want to fuck them and it's the only reason people initiate a conversation with them. I'd be fucking embarrassed, they'd just laugh at me.

post non-chest, then

I've posted about this while drunk. The gist of it is that if you can demonstrate value above what a typically thirsty guy has, you'll already have a good in. They obviously expect everyone to fall in love with them for their tits, so if they're not complete whores their standards will be much higher.

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Learn how to spot big tits in the wild.

99.9% of girls with racks like these will almost never go outside dressed ANYTHING like this. They can't, because unless they have a man with them, it's basically just asking to be harassed/stalked/raped.

They will almost always be covered up in something loose fitting, and wearing a bra that pushes their tits IN and DOWN instead of up and out.

Next time you're out, next time you're at work/class/whatever, look for for the girls in loose shirts with tits that seem to hang low and spread and spread wide. Look for fabric hanging down off a chest.

That what a woman looks like when she's trying to hide a set of giant milkers.

I thought I was the only one on Jow Forums who was a breastology/chestometry expert. Very sound anaylsis user. It's not a terribly good picture but here's an example for the rest of you. You can tell right away that there is a goodly amount of mass beneath that huge shirt.

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After browsing the catalog I can safely say this is the most based thread up right now and the only one deserving of my presence.

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I concur that this is correct.

Some girls have tits that are just too big to hide

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hope you don't mind fat

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>Some girls have tits that are just too big to hide

Yeah, and that's not one of them.
Her back is straight, her shoulders are back, she's braless, and her shirt is pulled tight, because she took this picture purely to attract male attention in the safe sandbox of the internet.

But I guarantee she spends most of her time out in public looking voluntarily fat and dumpy.

She could definitely hide those if wanted to.

Pic related - unless you have a keen and know what to look for, you'd never know this soldier was packing tits as big her head.

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Decent example imo.
Makes me think of 'fat' chicks in sports bars wearing those massive team jerseys. Plenty of huge tits hiding under those.

Girls like her are usually way more approachable than the ones flaunting their tits, too, because they're not automatically expecting to be hit on, and thus not nearly so on guard.

A girl won't dismiss you with the thought of 'he just wants my tits' when she thinks you're unaware of what she's got.

This fella knows the deal, my gf looks a lot like Lilith with the same size bust (36K / 36JJ) and she was able to conceal that so well on our first date, when I finally got her naked it was like these fucking huge megamilkers just plopped out out of nowhere.

They really can conceal them so well if they want.

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hey fellas, would you ever pay money to have a titcow gf drawn for you?

this is just a sketch but I can do much more detailed work.

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I do enjoy a hefty Asian woman.

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I wouldn't but there are tons of people outside Jow Forums who would.