Be me

>be me
>at uni
>sit at table with other students I know
>"user do you have a gf?"
>n-no
>"why not?"
>tell them how I want to focus on my studies and career first before I get a gf
>"w-wait but you're still gonna have sex right?"
>explain that I dont like casual sex
>they all look at each other like they have seen a fucking ghost
>"user wtf, so you're saying that you'll go years without sex?"
>yep...
>they told everyone about what I said
>everybody gives me weird looks now

what the actual fuck is happening?
they know Im not a virgin but treat me like some weirdo ever since

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You are pretty fucking weird maybe even gay

im the same way as you user. we dont fit in with the current zeitgeist of mindless fucking. this makes the normies confused and sometimes angry.

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>be me
>at uni
>sitting alone because no friends
>no one cares I'm a virgin
feels good

You know other people at your uni to sit at a table and chill with? Damn you lucky motherfucker dont fuck it up

tell them you're asexual and they'll treat you like part of the lgbt protected class you numbnut
that way they'll never dare say anything or tease you about it coz they'll be terrorized at the idea of offending you and you asking your internet army to destroy their lives

>be you
>at uni
>focusing on studies and career
>people around you mostly focus on sex
>tfw

>what the actual fuck is happening?

What's happening is that you're a closet faggot making up excuses.

When they whole world goes insane, insanity becomes the norm.

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Welcome to normies

Sex is great, but casual sex is deeply unsatisfying. Might as well jerk off really

>Be you at uni so much of a beta fag it's not even funny

>be me
>Never went to uni cause poor and dumb
Feels moderately bad

start working out and get Jow Forums and roasties will try to be the one to deflower you

fucked up how it wouldn't have been like this 50 years ago basically anywhere in the world.

>be me
>at uni
>sit at table with other students I know
>"user do you have a gf?"
>No
>"why not?"
>"Do I look like a guy with a gf?"
>They shut the fuck up and give me peace and quiet

The trick is to own it. Don't give a fuck and everyone will leave you alone.

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>tell them how I want to focus on my studies and career first before I get a gf
Gay and bluepilled.
>explain that I dont like casual sex
Based and redpilled.

>sit at table with other students i know
That was your first mistake
>tell them how I want to focus on my studies and career first before I get a gf
That was your second, shouldve just left it at "i dont want to"

>insanity becomes the norm
If this implies the norm becomes insanity, does this mean people like OP are normalfaggots in an insane society?
oh fuck we've gone full circle

same here. I just occasionally bring up an old girlfriend, otherwise they cant understand that im even from the same world as them.

Lol Ive been doing this and it works like a charm. Dont be a retard, OP. Just make up some excuse that victimizes you and they will instantly feel sorry because that's the trend nowadays for you zoomers or millennials or whatever type of subhuman you are now.

>out myself as an incel retard
>why are people giving me weird looks ?
Gee, dunno

That's a big Russian ass. You think she fucks black guys or what

but... he's not an incel. He literally said that he doesn't want casual sex. He never implied that he is celibate due to nobody accepting his sexual advances. He is voluntarily celibate.