Hello user!
Pizza delivery!
Yo nigga I got ya pizza
Ryder Cruz
Jason Harris
you're fifteen minutes late so the pizzas free
Easton Miller
why the fuck did he open the box? i'm not paying for that shit. take it back and bring me another one without opening the box you mong
Brayden Campbell
Your right.
Here you go.
Parker Brown
Reminds me of when I was a pizza delivery guy and used to lick the pizzas before walking to the door. Everyone I delivered pizzas to had a bit of me inside of them.
Nolan Ortiz
Ahh, just put it down on the table for me, Tony.
Christopher Lopez
You got it
Right here.
John Nguyen
I always get carryout now.
That way I won't have to tip, plus I feel like drivers do disgusting shit in their cars while my food is right next to them.
Blake Lee
Leave it on the counter and GTFO fag
Evan Hall
This will happen if you're a douchebag. It's just business nothing personnel.
Connor Young
Slide it though the letterbox m8
Joseph Scott
FUCKING DAMMIT, I WANNA PEPERONI SO FUCKING HARD
Parker Campbell
NO DUDE WE'RE GETTING FUCKED BY THE BRUSH
Mason Gomez
Don't take doubles!!!
Logan Rogers
Welcome to Papa's House
Nolan Myers
Got a $10 dollars off coupon so will be paying a tenner for the meal + delivery charge + tip. Tell me how based I am
(if it doesn't go without saying, plenty of booze will be included as well)
Jose Morgan
Oooh Nicole... gime that steamy hot pepperoni passion
Kevin Morris
But they're right next to each other
Lucas Green
yeah alright i'll admit it. I fuckin hate niggers dawg. yeah I Said it
Jayden Gray
Hey man, you know where I can get some tree from?
Kayden Collins
You're just alright with me broski
Bentley Bailey
>huh, thats weird. Anyone in there?
Ethan Gray
WERE IS MY COLA!
Evan Evans
I want to eat a pizza so badly right now but i'm on a diet god damn it.
Charles Richardson
No pizza wizza for anoooon~! >:)
Christopher Adams
Yo dawg why yo ass took so long mudfucka yo late my man.
Bentley Flores
why is that pepperoni placement so unbearably FUCKED
Leo Reed
I ordered the Vegano with a gluten feee cauliflower base.
Nolan Gonzalez
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I WANT MY TRASH FOOD
Benjamin Garcia
Where should I get the weekend gamer fuel from guys? Did domino's last week, tied between the hut and papa johns right now.
Sebastian Turner
Papa Johns >>>>>>>>> Pizza Hut.
Levi Nguyen
>be alert and checking my window
>STILL barely hear knocking
>get to door
>it's a 4/10 chubby girl taller than me of course ugh
>they never will keep inside my screen door so I awkwardly have to keep opening it
>helloooo
>I try to grab the receipt but the pen and a separate receipt are all in the same hand
>the pen falls into an unreachable spot below
>"well there goes my pen" yeah ur a dipshit
>I just take my food then hand back the receipt
>"it's fine i guess you don't need to sign" Then stop telling me to
>all the while my parents were right next to the door
Why do they make it so hard
Jonathan Walker
>just ordered a pizza with wings because of this thread
Get fucked dietfag i'm going to eat myself into a goddamn coma