Thailand

Been thinking of making a trip to Thailand being the lonely man I am and it honestly seems like a good time at a fairly cheap price. Any anons been there?

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>talking about fucking Thai lady boys while posting a picture of my sweet love, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, who would do no such thing.

Swallow your pills and some moonshine then neck yourself.

Not the reply I wanted, what ever happened to this board?

Yes I am THE premier expert on Thailand my man. I spent 6 months there and can answer literally ANY question you have pertaining to fucking thai qts for a price. please feel free to ask away.

I'm kind of coming into this fairly blind. What are the best cities to go to? I'm assuming Bangkok is the most popular destination. I'm an American fella, what is the Thailand currency to USD ratio?

Don't talk to the cab drivers

>whatever happened
Fucking normies who can fly international and boomers lookimg for mail order brides happened. Leave H.P.'s good name out of this, you degenerate.

>he can't fucking google

The best city is Pattaya by far. Bangkok is cool, but less bang for slightly higher buck. This website is very thorough and got me acclimated. If you have any peripheral questions I'll answer those but start here.

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I feel like making conversation sir, you should take a nap.

Thank you for the response, I'll be sure to check the site out. As far as questions go, what are your personal favorite spots in Pattaya? Hotels, Go Go bars, beaches etc;

No.
>ruining your bedtime

I'd have to agree with you on that point, devastating.

good questions my man
>Hotel
Walking street guest house is the cream of the crop. its a 5 minute walk from a club that is literally packed to the brim with freelance hookers. furthermore, its right on walking street, which is where all the gogo bars are. Id also split your time and get a hotel around LK Metro. There's one called Nikom court. Perfect location
>GoGo
As far as gogo bars, Windmill is my personal favorite. They all wear slutty schoolgirl outfits, are really friendly, and there's a solid selection. I fucked 4 girls from there. Sapphire is my second favorite. Otherwise, go to any gogo around 8-9pm and you'll see at least one girl you'd be interested in fucking. They get snatched up quickly if they're hot. Same goes for LK Metro. Champagne club is my favorite one there.
>beaches
Water is dirty as fuck and I wouldn't go in there at all. Find a hotel with a pool if want.

Noted, I kind of figured about the beaches. Thank you for the good replies though. What are the rates for Walking street guest house?

make sure you book way in advance, but it can be as low as $14 (just checked for june). it sells out fast

That's a pretty unreal price. What would you say is the best month to travel out there?

July to October is "low season" which means less tourists and lower prices. Be prepared for hot, humid weather

best months to travel there are probably December to May. The weather was the best around that time, but prices rise slightly

but he probably would if put into the modern world since he was robot incarnate

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Get the fuck away from my husbando you absolute degenerate.

Lovecraft hated leaving Providence, Rhode Island. When he moved to New York all he wanted to do was get back. New York was foreign, crowded, full of strangers, and cramped. Thailand would be that but worse.

And part of the reason he hated New York was that it was full of fucking foreigners and nonwhites. Lovecraft considered the Irish and Slavs to be degenerate races - how do you think he'd feel about South East Asians? Oh wait! We know! They were part of the cult that introduced Obed Marsh to fucking fish people in the Shadow Over Innsmouth!

Combine that with his general sex repulsion (see his comments on reading about bagina and benis :DDD in textbooks as a child) and dislike for degeneracy and you have a recipe for a man who does not want to fuck boys assholes or travel to places where such practices are common.

And, if anything, the dude liked Jewish MILFs since he had one relationship and that's what he went for - vintage kike pussy within the confines of marriage.

But yeah, whatever, he hated niggers and was a recluse so that gives every 56%er neckbeard who only ever read Call of Cthulu to lay claim to him and post the first thing that popped up on Google under "Lovecraft memes". Fuck off. If you dweebs wanna lay claim to someone, circlejerk to Robert E. Howard or something.

Not OP, but this is a relevant thread about a question I've been wondering.

What are the best cities to find a Thai woman who will want to marry and come over to US, not just fucking for money over there?

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER. Nobody except loser faggots like you gives a single fuck that his pic related is lovecraft
SHUT THE FUCK UP

OP here, don't do it. Thai women are extremely predatory and opportunistic. They'll fuck you over. The safest option is marrying a pinay woman and staying in the Phillipines until you die. They actually revere and worship white men (especially from the US). Thai people see any westerners (falang) as second class walking ATMs. Thai girls are delicious but do not marry them

Fuck you, faggot. You're a brainlet who can't think, which is sad, but most brainlets can at least fuck and you evidently can't do that either.

So you and fags like you put on striped polo shirts and go to foreign countries to find people so financially destitute that they're willing to swallow some Singha down and touch your mutilated dried out baby dick.

its way more bang for your buck, you turbo autist sack of dogshit. im 28, i already ran through 50 roasters "the old fashioned way" before i realized its not worth it at all. plus, if you're a fucking loser after college, you're not about to recreate those numbers as an adult. so its honestly whatever. Imagine being some fucking cocksucking loser faggot who goes into a thread about thailand to foam at the mouth over lovecraft factoids. die in a fire

Imagine being so beta that you have to defend a gay-ass writter

I just read this again and it makes me want to bludgeon you to death with a metal bat. you fucking worthless sidelines of the entire univese sitting piece of shit

psychedelic drugs cure retardation

>bragging about all the blown up cumdumps his dipped his rod into
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>"hahhaha wow imagine being this much of a loser but I'm also going to try and impress you and give you (you)s"

Imagine being so beta you have to pay for sex.

You wouldn't be mad if I didn't have a point.

They do not.