R/theredditbant

r/theredditbant

Morning Bant!

I've finally had enough of this board the way it is. I've decided to set up a recruiting colony on reddit. Everyday I will take screenshots of all the great greentexts and memes from Jow Forums and post it on Reddit. Hopefully we attract more intelligent redditors who will migrate to Jow Forums and not only improve the quality of the board but get it moving much faster!

Please submit all of your memes and greentexts to r/theredditbant. Join my movement!!!!!

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I'll make an account just to post there

great!

bump

there are more redditors on Jow Forums than there are on reddit

but still, we have more to recruit. Come on over to r/theredditbant. Let's get this based and redpilled party starrrrtted!!!!

bump

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Nice meme! I might just add it to the collection over at r/theredditbant!

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me