Itt: your favourite country other than your homeland

Easy

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It's like netherlands x2

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The Netherlands or some shit? I don't know

your' gay

I know right, based Thailand.

Austria.

netherlands i would say
or norway

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This is basically a better version of japan

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leaf or uk

denmark or hong kong

I already claimed denmark bruh fuck outta here

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fuck off burger

get chadded on faggot, go play in your favorite country hong "kawaii-kun" kong

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but its expensive as shit

def leaf

yeah good point. I'm poor as shit too, we could split rent in Denmark I guess

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fuck off we're full

its too close to home, i want to go far away from here

Seems like our lives are just headed in different directions, then. I hope we can stay friends, but the romance just isn't going to work out.

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Am-
Uhhh
Pola-
Shit...
I don’t know my homeland, I was born in Germany, in American airbase with Polish mum, and Brit-Irish-American dad
....
WHAT AM I

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where would you like to live then, except for burgerland or denmark?

Just about any EU country would be agreeable. It's kinda hard to find a place worse than one owned and operated by a dimly-lit orangutan.
Nordic countries in particular appeal to me.

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Spain

so you dont seem to care much about climate
why nordic countries?

Finland, I also especially like this flag that I believe is their air force squadron flag though I'm not entirely sure

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Canada. If Europe is going to commit suicide than fuck it. Lets have an American century. So Canada, get your shit together and I'll try to get my shit together too.

Isn't porn illegal there?

No, in north

Spain. I am a third Spanish, and I just love the climate of Southern Spain

Because the culture and politics tend to line up fairly closely with my values.
Plus there's cool shit like how people in my career are really well-paid, and Skyrim belongs to the Nords. Genetically speaking I'm almost 100% Norwegian so I'd at least not look out of place until I open my big dumb mouth.

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fair enough, but i hope you're not referring to swedish politics

even your shithole of a third-world iceberg smells better than mine, pal.

Hmm...

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only if you live in the middle of nowhere in sweden
but i really want to move as far away as possible from europe

Then you're looking for New Zealand.

yea i could go there, i was looking mostly at asian countries, but they all seem to hate cannabis, its either that or its just too fucking hot

USA is just a bland copy of canada

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Sweden

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Wrong

Favourite overall since I hate this shithole

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Would you give up porn to be the best math county in the world? I'd probably do it
People can fap to their imagination

>Yeah but there's so much porn only porn writers can imagine dude

no they are trying to ban it here it wont do shit they are only good in sk because kids work to point of suicide to get good grades

>Russia

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Are you one of the gyppos begging for coin on the streets of Helsinki ?

The average person there would probably wanna move, but I feel Russia is good for people looking for nihilistic fun. Singapore is boring and meaningless, and wagecucked

New Zealand is comfy

What's wrong with Russia?

poland

get out commie

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Russia isn't communist anymore.

That's what they want you to believe

Proofs?

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do you have proof?

I haven't seen anyone mention the UK yet. You haven't forgotten about us, right?

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I think you might be right. I just want evidence.

literally who?

You really need to fix your country. I don't expect anyone to like mine either with us being the bully of the word for Israel.

it's ur cousin Muhammad

lol

>other than your homeland
user, I..

discount Finland but the government owns your alcohol

our country is beautiful so there's not much to fix

please don't compare us to a third world shithole ok thank you

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Russia is crony-capitalist, but not communist.

Either Austria, Netherlands or Japan. Can't decide.

fuck off poland
i thought we were cheap norway
also new pakistan is a 3rd world shithole

if it's not fully capitalist, it's communism

Okay britbongs I have a question. Is the UK outside of London shite?

Don't y'all have socialist healthcare

>not much to fix
This has to be a troll. Your whole country is going down the toilet.
Name one place that is fully capitalist.

Iran or russia

wot did you just say boah

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>Iran
why?

Probably because not controlled by the Rothschild bankers.

Finland is my second favorite

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Because my wife chino is so cute

is she muslim?

oh fuck off with memes

oh fuck.

Ireland seems pretty comfy

What?

I'm newfag so didn't know

Then shut up while adults are talking.

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i like dutch femboys

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