You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?
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No you
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skyrim belongs to the nords
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Skyrim belongs to the imperials
This khajiit will immigrate back to Cyrodiil, it meant no disturbance and doesn’t like Skyrim anyway.
YOL TOOR SHUL
*proceeds to turn into a vampire lord and gargoyle the guard to death*
Fus
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying - of course you don't.
IM PISSING ON YA CUNTS
PSSHHHHH SLURP MY FUCKING NAUSEA TURD JUICE
I've been thinking:
What if I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it?
I'm Todwendy the Redguard, and I hate every single one of you. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you really want to be, like I do. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can feel superior and say, "That's the bad person." What's that make you? Good? You're not good. You're a hypocrit. You just know how to fake it, how to lie when you try to get what you want. Me? I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
"Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll."
"Dragons were never gone. They were just invisible and very, very quiet."
"M'aiq does not understand what is so impressive about shouting. M'aiq can shout whenever he wants."
"M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else."
"M'aiq is done talking."
/me smash guard
Skyrim belongs to THE TUNNEL SNAKES
*quick load*
What? I'm still going back.
Back to Tamriel.
skyrimjob
no u
I'm the high king of skyrim
butch best companion