This is your experimental, government provided girlfriend. It is a test to see if humans can coexist peacefully with their species. What do you do?
This is your experimental, government provided girlfriend...
How old is she?
6 months.
You are retarded.
Take care of her because she is a baby.
make her chubby and then love her
fascinating species
this particular one no
put a bullet between here eyes and then do the same to the authoritarian fucks who dared to force me to do anything
edgy
guess you're skull is just aching for bullet number 3 hu?
>we live in a society
are you /gang weed/ ??
Will the government make my house habitable for her? She seems to require special care.
All the cool kid are.
Her species seems to be water bound so i make the arrangements for requesting a medium sized indoor pool, then i start exchanging general information about what each of our species needs biologically so i can more or less organize a routine based on meals, grooming, career if applicable and leisure. Once this routine goes on for at least a month i inform the government if it could be applied for a longer term and thus a symbiotic coexistence.
facts facts facts
since they're clearly some form of humanoid plant you may also need to add fertilizer to the pool every so often
guessing you just got outta school
Also, if you harm her in any way, you will have her species to answer too, who will start war and eradicate humanity. She is regarded similar to a princess among her species.
i smoke her
kind of gross
normal fag
call her george
I can fertilize her with my dick?
eh fuck it, why not
Figure out how to fuck it and how to provide its basic needs.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm thinking those are the same thing
Kill the fucking abomination
is there any sauce for this? if yes please post it
how sweet :)
no, just a regular faggot
Opt right the fuck out, I'm into men thank you very much.
this and also enjoy the time I spend with her
I really wanna hug her
thos squishy ass slimy ass appendages look comfy as fuck
Fag
She's cute. So probably fug her
she is probably a mature woman by her species standard who knows
>pic related
ave nex alea
what does she even do with all those tentacles
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She needs them to violently rape you to reproduce like every other normal monster girl dummy.
Teach her mercy, forgiveness, politeness and etc
Continue doing as stated and give her raspberry’s on belly, tell her stories, show her how to draw, so on so on.
Also teach her history, and great men from it.
I don't think my hellhound gf will be happy about this.
Set it on fire
Why is she holding the Danish flag?
Because as we all know, hellhounds are native to Denmark
It’s a present, probably Christmas present
Based Polanon knows exactly what to do.
Thanks based Germany
Also teach her to help people in pain, emotional or physical, hug sad acting people, etc.
but she sure got beautiful eyes
because she came from hell
Ask her to make me into a cute tentacle girl too!