Vault tec created a vault for Jow Forums

No fuck you, you're a Lying sack of shit OP is overseer

dunno man, his superpower grants him control over the vault, unless you too have some sort of superpower

No he is a lying sack of shit he doesn't have telekinesis, did this faggot read to much gragnok?

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Hey guys am gonna load up a holodisk movie, what do you want o watch?

No, OP is overpooper

No u

Star Wars Episode XXI: The Revenge of the Third CIS

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instead of a holodisk movie maybe you should show off your authority and make an example of the naysayers

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No u

Ok than, all people who question my authority must be assraped by vault security, INCLUDING YOU! Also we are watching the holodisk movie now which one would you like.

Ah no I saw that movie before the bombs dropped and it was fucking gay.

surely you jest, knowing the way of le Jow Forums most people would enjoy that

Are you questioning my authority? GAURDS, DESTROY THIS MANS ANUS AND EMPTY HIS PROSTATE!!!

>teleports behind you (i use telekinesis on myself to do this)
>remove my blade from holster
>rest of the vault stares on in horror
>levitate you in the air as your eyes open wide in horror
>bring the blade right up against your neck
>release you as you fall 1 foot to the floor
it happens every month. someone gets the idea that they can challenge me. this is why you learn in school what power truly means. and what the consequences are for challenging it. i have spared you this time... next time you will not be so lucky...

Vault security is too busy fisting your butthole to do that.

[small guns 0] my trusty bb gun will save me

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Lol nice try faggot, you were part of a vault tec experiment to make you believe you had super powers now get out of my face or i'll blow yours off with my custom 10mm pistol.

Vault security is to busy beating your son to death to fist me, DO NOT CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY! Now what holodisk film do you guys want to watch?

That was your son dumbass.

No u, BTW you challenged my authority I guess that means that vault security is gonna ass rape you and any further replies I make are imune to "no u".

something just crawled up someone's ass and died
was it denmark that farted?

ITS BECAUSE VAULT SECURITY KILLED YOUR SON!

The vault security exists only to give you buttsex
Never had a son dumb dumb

IF YOU FUCKING CUNTS DON'T CHOOSE A HOLOTAPE FILM I AM GONNA GO OVER TO MY TERMINAL AMD START BLASTING EAR RAPE OVER THE SPEAKERS!

[sneak 69] steals the overseer's hentai holodisk stash

The experiment is how many times NEETs can cum using their prostate

Well I stole some of your sperm while you werw sleeping and impregnated a femanon with it.

NO NOT MY HENTAI WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY HENTAI HEVAN HOLODISK

Sucking everyone off while they are sleeping does not count as impregnating a woman

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...what?

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Security, stop that Mr handy he has gone on an insane murder rampage because of all the cum he has had to clean up!

I only sucked you off.

robot lives matter

Making Mr handy clean up after giving you a handy is not nice.
That is not what your mom said about last night

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My mom died in the nuclear hell fire so it sucks to be you

No, he became this thing and lives with you

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