Not Wanting To Become A Wagie

Well, I'm obviously asking the wrong board...

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Start uploading to YouTube, its unlikely but if you get lucky you can make enough bux to live as NEET. Hell, some people can even make tens of thousands a month just from a few videos.

I'm curious about being a wagie in the workplace with women.

How do you know if a girl has a crush on you? I have had an older woman at my workplace that would wink at me on multiple occasions she passed by my cubicle and I happened to look out at her. Sometimes she would walk by and would tap a pen at my cubicle and just continue walking.

She also once commented on my small but growing beard (I had briefly stopped shaving for a few days) and she said "Oh. are you growing your beard out?" I said, "no, not intentionally" and she responded, "well, I like it."

In fact, I've had many women compliment my appearance and my physique ever since I got in shape.

Thoughts?

>I'm curious about being a wagie in the workplace with women
enjoy getting accused of rape, having your career and reputation ruined forever and possibily jail

why arent people mentioning cougars?

I graduated college three years ago. I told myself for ages that I would build up experience working on apps and open source projects and get a job in my field. I haven't done a single thing this entire time except briefly work an unskilled job. How do I explain to my mom that my brain is broken and I'm doomed to flip hamburgers forever? Any time I mention wanting to just get a minimum wage job she tries to get me to work on projects instead. I don't want to go another year where I could be making $20k-30k doing nothing. Help.

get a government based jobs as you will have a constant stream of payment

When you start working, it's all about the ratio of your income to expenses.

mrmoneymustache.com/2012/01/13/the-shockingly-simple-math-behind-early-retirement/

This is how to escape waging forever

>This is how to escape waging forever
except your job is still wage based and you still slave for shlomo every single day, admit it wagecuck, the only escape is NEETdom

Did you read the article? No, this is a plan to become NEET forever

dunno maybe spend 8 more years in college. everyone has least a masters now ffs

Check out Grindr and find a DILF to pay for your shit ofc you will let him do what ever he wants to your body but at least you wont be working, you could also gay camwhore on chaturbate become a size queen and shove massive dildos in your bussy

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Tip for Avoiding Wagecuck Status [in ascending order of difficulty]

1. Sponge off your family. Depends on how willing and able they are to support you. Obvious your big issues there are shame, the possibility of getting kicked out, etc. Even if you manage to break your parents' spirits and cling on until they're dead, once they're dead the gravy train is over and now you're a 40 year old man with no skills or ideas on how to survive independently.

2. Go to school and abuse the fuck outta loans and financial aid. You can't stay in school forever, but if you responsibly budget your financial aid you can be pseudo-NEET for years. Just don't fucking fail out and lose your eligibility for that money.

3. Abuse autismbux. Go on SSI by faking some crippling social disorder. There are guides on how to do that online. You'll get enough money to get by and purchase simple pleasures. Just keep re-applying with your depression or whatever and you'll get it. Will require you commit yourself to a psych ward for several days to accelerate the process/strengthen your initial case.

4. Target cougars and sponge off them. If you aren't a handsome Chad then this is basically a non-option.

5. Marry into a rich family somehow and set yourself up for life financially. Same issues as #4, with added family drama.

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Can say I've done 4 of these 5 things, and even then I couldn't hang on to being a NEET forever.

Honestly, take alot of opportunities. Go to the library and read some. Being a firefighter is solid work with high pay, and you only work 2-3 days a week, but each day is 24 hours. I believe in you.

enter us military, leave military after basic training with a new mental health diagnosis. collect 3000 dollars per month as a disabled veteran

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i graduated 4 years ago and I've done about the same. im too lazy to do real jobs and too socially anxious to interact with people. probably just gonna be an overnight stocker until i die

>probably just gonna be an overnight stocker until i die
Stocking shelves was exactly what I was thinking of doing. Whatever has a simple enough job description and minimal enough interaction with other humans to the point that I can't possibly fuck it up.

there is another way
youtu.be/O-0Xh3Ab0Q0

yea you can mentally check out for the entirety of the shift. that's what i like about it. and if you have decent coworkers there's some good bants to be had

Neet life is best life. For some of us the only way to become neet is through becoming king cuck. I've worked crazy over time and put it into crypto, anything I have left over. Living off ramen just to afford more. It's been a good year but all together I'm only at 100k, not nearly enough for retirement.
All we can do is wait for our life to finally start. Just got to remember money is the most important thing in life. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to you, hates you, and is actively trying to prevent you from being successful. Wish I knew this 10 years ago when I was 20 and could have made better gains.

get hit by a car and live off that money. I got in an accident and got 70k, now im just gonna live off that for a few years and kill myself when it runs out

You didn't read the rest.

Unless you were born into a rich family, wagecucking is inevitable. The best you can do is retire as early as possible. The most reliable way to do this is to get a really good paying job like tech or pharmacy, go as high up in the chain of command as you can, and save as much as you can. If you do things right it's possible to retire in your mid-late 30s, but early 50s is a more realistic goal. You can speed this up if you invest in the right stocks/real estate or start a business, but there is a risk factor involved, and you will still need to wagecuck to save for an initial investment.

Get a job so you can get a stable income, live cheap and invest most of it into your own buisness/crypto. Nothing wrong having a job if it is for a short while. Never get comfortable holding a shit job thats how you stay a wagecuck untill retirement.

what's smarter:

leech off of parents, save every cent I earn and get a smaller inheritance

or get my own house, pay all of my own expenses and get a bigger inheritance?

Yeah well YouTube changed its policy you can only get money if you have i think 1000 subs and a shit ton of watch time so good luck with that.

There's no way to make it not suck. You're gonna need investments, networking, and ideas for small businesses. You need to transition from working for capital into generating capital with your capital.

Part-timer is the master race. I help out my dad by paying the bills. This is not a good option if you're interested in getting 3D roasties, but wagecucking for only 2-3 days a week will allow you to keep your happiness, while also not making you a sponge. After paying the electricity and internet bills I still have a lot of spending money left.

It's not good for your future though.

How about no, youre better off dead in a 9-5