Step 1. Find a group of people with similar interests Step 2. Talk to them until they become your friends Step 3. Go to parties with them Step 4. Talk to as many girls as you can at the party Step 5. Once they're your friends ask them out to the movies or other activity Step 6. See if they're into you. If they aren't move on to the next female Step 7. If they're into you then you know what to do.
It's that easy. Just keep making friends and talking to people and you'll get a girlfriend eventually.
What if I don't want friends outside a girlfriend?
David Bell
Pay a prostitute for sex.
Connor Bailey
do you want the police called on you? because that's how you get the police called on you. a white man can't walk in a park alone because obviously he's a pedophile. a black/latino easily would be shot.
are you saying you just walk to someone and harass them? good luck, bruh
Julian Anderson
>Find a group of people Nah, I'm schizoid, talking to people is a torture to me
Nolan Brooks
All of my intetests are sausage fests so the few girls who are into them are taken by the attractive guys
Kevin Parker
Sorry, I want a girlfriend not a prostitute.
Isaiah Phillips
Step 1 is the hardest part of them all though. Where do people even go anymore? Am I supposed to just spot a group of people somewhere, walk up to them and say "hi there, can I join you?" Is that even normal?
Luke Mitchell
Then you arent ready for a girlfriend If your gf is your only friend, 100% of your friends will leave you in about 2 weeks
Ryder Campbell
What if she doesn't have friends either?
Angel Carter
Even worse People do this shit and wonder why one and/or the other ends up going off the deep end
Aiden Rivera
I don't have any interests I don't like to talk to people I hate parties Again, I odn't like to talk to people All movies are trash I never know what to do
Levi Allen
Its the talk to them until they become your friends that I have a problem with. Trying to force yourself into a group of friends who probably think youre a loser is the most embarrassing and cringeworthy thing a guy can do
Colton Sanders
>Step 1. Find a group of people with similar interests
all of my interests are solitary activities this is basically impossible
Carson White
Step 8: shove it up your butt
Henry Lee
Joke's on you, I have no interests.
Jacob Hughes
>How to get a girlfriend. Bullshit but let's see >Step 1. Find a group of people with similar interests No idea what my interests are. I'm not advanced enough at anything (including vidya) to find a group of people with similar interests. I'm a perpetual beginner. >Step 2. Talk to them until they become your friends Socially inept, can't talk to people or make friends. >Step 3. Go to parties with them Never been to one, even when I did sort of have friends years ago, doubt this would happen. >Step 4. Talk to as many girls as you can at the party Socially inept, can't talk to anyone. >Step 5. Once they're your friends ask them out to the movies or other activity They would never end up my friends. >Step 6. See if they're into you. If they aren't move on to the next female See step above. >Step 7. If they're into you then you know what to do. I don't. I'm probably autistic and have no idea how to act around a girl or take it to the next step. My only hope would be if I was like 14 and found a shy, awkward, girl and I was her first boyfriend or something. That time has passed and she doesn't exist. >It's that easy. Just keep making friends and talking to people and you'll get a girlfriend eventually. Can't make friends, can't talk to people.
What do you reccomend?
Hudson Young
the closest i ever got to having sex was a girl in highschool 17 years ago telling me and a couple friends at her house, unprompted, that she would never sleep with any of us (we were just killing time there). none of us had ever even expressed a twinkle of interest. i decided if i'm hearing that from an above average attractive woman without even trying what chance do i have if i tried so that along with some other factors means i never did~
Justin Price
your screwed just like me the only way to get a girl is to try and find an autistic girl.
Blake Adams
That's what I figured. Do you have any friends at least, or are we both fucked there as well?
I surround myself with online tards like you guys. So no we're both fucked :( My only irl female friend I had was autistic and was pretty chill half the time I forgot she was a girl but I lost contact with her after high school.
Evan Baker
I'm stuck at step 1, please help. Is there any known group that is for worthless people who have no interests? >Step 7. If they're into you then you know what to do. Oh man if I do it again I'm going to get 15+ years of jail time and I don't know if I can take that.
