>give your daughter a horrible name like Hildegard or Burp
>she now focuses on school or activities like shooting instead of fucking Chads
I've solved it
Give your daughter a horrible name like Hildegard or Burp
Parker Richardson
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Kayden Cooper
>instead of fucking chads she fucks niggers
you've not solved it
Liam Reyes
>naming your daughter "Burp"
Jack Cook
Colon is also a good one
Zachary Gomez
That's not gonna stop anything bro
You think I wouldn't fuck pic related because her name is Imogen Poots?
Chase Davis
>naming your daughter "Burp"
Holy shit fucking based.
Justin Martin
>naming your daughter "Burp"
Holy shit you just made my day nigger
Luke Wood
>naming your child Burp
Tyler Jones
Heres an even more fail safe plan
Abort your daughter
Jace Cox
>first day of class
>a girl taps your shoulder and you turn around
>"h-hi, I'm Burp"
What do Jow Forums?
Jaxson Stewart
>"Hey burp!"
>Turns head
>Some random guy literally burps
>"Not you! Fuck off burp!"
I can only imagine
Christian Morgan
No but making her obese works.
Dominic Jones
>naming your daughter "Burp"
holy shit user
Nicholas Adams
>"Fuck off thot, I'd rather hang out with Gaben."
Nathan Moore
>tfw no Burp gf
Blake Cooper
imagine introducing her to your parents
Brandon Murphy
Imogen is a great name tho
Isaiah Nguyen
Hildegard is a nice name, Burp is just cruel though
Ayden Cox
>Burp
I've been laughing myself stupid over this for like 2 minutes, now I have hiccups.
Lucas Brooks
hey are you the new kid? your names burp?
Dominic Foster
>naming your daughter "Burp"
I can't breathe
Lucas Torres
She just becomes a mentally ill tranny and changes her name and gender.
I know because I'm a mentally ill tranny, just with the genders reversed.
Caleb Hughes
I thought discord trannys were a myth
John Diaz
Imogen Gay Poots, to be more precise.
Camden Ortiz
>or Burp
OOOWWW
Austin Walker
What the fuck is a gender change going to do? Are you implying that being Mr. Burp is better than being Ms. Burp?
Oliver Collins
Poots is not. Imogen Poots is worse. But I would still fuck her.
Colton Hall
female last names dont matter cuz they change em dummy
I would also fuck her
Eli Nelson
For the few people who don't hate me, I would like to present as female. I want to feel a connection to my body, and I'm desperate enough to try taking hormones to achieve that.
I'm in a near constant state of dissociation. I use drugs to cope with it.
Tyler Wood
>female last names dont matter cuz they change em
Not quite, gramps.
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Parker Allen
What if she doesn't want to change her name, in fact she wants to hyphenate?
And what if your last name was Gay?
Imogen Gay-Poots
Alexander Perry
>open thread
>laugh uncontrollably for one minute
>come back an hour later and read responses
>laugh uncontrollably for three minutes
Best thread I've seen here in months, anons. Please screencap this.
Jace Wright
What were her parents thinking? Jesus
Sebastian Gutierrez
Please go the fuck back to r e ddit.