I am an OP. Ask me anything.

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What was the most boring moment of your life?

Holy shit. Thats amazing, anonymous. How do I make an original post?

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Do you have skin cancer?

why didn't you make an original post?

what are your powers as an OP?

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The womb
Don't be unoriginal
My cancer isn't physical
solve captchas

Practice what you preach little

I was only asking a question

Don't try to be someone that you're not.

You are not an OP. Silence.

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That's what you think, malork.

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Prove it faghot

Yes faggin, prove your OPness.

I don't have to do shit, donglickers

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are you a tits man or an ass man,

is r/Jow Forums an anomaly

The only dong licked is mine
55% Ass 45% Tit

r/Jow Forums isn't real. You aren't real.

30% mouth man

Say that again fucker I'll fucking cut you

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lanky lima bean locked on licking my liver leaker

how do i achieve omnipotence without shitting myself

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It's a price that must be paid for greatness

This is so stupid. You're stupid. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

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How does one escape the infinite cycle that is existence permanently?

>solve captchas
Truly a god among men, a lion among sheep.

> first comment is not " why are you being a faggot ? "

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