You are now invisible. What do?

>being this thick
Boi, invisible only means no one sees you, doesn't mean you become a ghost. I don't think it requires clarification.

Well, the pop culture depictions of invisibility fucked my sense of it

Probably steal stuff

I'm not that guy, but,
A lot of the time, people just subconsciously think that drivers will slow down for you if they see you trying to cross. If you forget you're invisible, this means that you'll forget that people won't slow down.

They asked at least one valid question, though.
There's also:
>If you're entirely invisible, does light still magically hit your eyes? See

Most definitely rape. I'd rape atleast 4-5 women per week.

I would try to tell my parents I was invisible without them freaking out. At home I would wear contacts and bb cream so my family could see my face, and I would have a can of instant hair dye or wig for hair, and maybe I could go outside and be like a normal person if my disguise is good enough.

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always with the blindfag redditor
i'd rape by the way

>>can people still touch my body or can I touch my body?

You are physically there, yes. You can be touched.

>>can I touch things or I'll just float through them?

You can touch things.

>>if I grab something will it dissappear with me or it'll float in the air for the person seeing it?

It will "float" in the air.

>>I'm invisible forever or I can turn it off?

Umm... Let's say you are invisible forever.

>but this is a good thread, different from all the cancer I've been hiding for the past days, thanks op

np

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Nothing has changed, honestly.

Hatch a scheme where I buy a ton of stocks in a failing car company and then pretend to be their new self-driving car so the stocks rise, then sell 'em.

You go by the retard definition

go on a rampage while invisible and just let everyone speculate over their arrogant pea brain human bullshit about the cause of it and a 5 year old somewhere will be like, "its pwolly an inbisible man" put people are too fucking self important and fucking stupid to consider that, they'd literally never figure out it was you.

Just being naked in public would be enough for me.

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invisible

adjective
1.
unable to be seen; not visible to the eye.
"this invisible gas is present to some extent in every home"

It doesn't mean light doesn't touch you, retard.

I guess also gently brushing my cock against girls faces too

Figure out how to keep a computer with internet. Off the top of my head, I'm going to have to store everything on the cloud since I don't know how long I'll be able to hold onto a computer.

>get invisibility
>wear contacts
>contacts floating in the air
>cant remove contacts cus my eyes are fucked up from pokemon pearl

blind and invisible is fucked up

>If my hair is dead then is it also invisible

at what point is my poop visible.