He plays videogames and binges netflix series

The only way learning another language would help you get laid is if you knew the language of a place where prostitution is legal

>>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
Nope.
>>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
I cannot consume art, except if i literally eat a painting.
>>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
Nope.
>>he can't play an instrument
Only piano but i suck at it.
>>he only speaks one language
Nope.
>>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
I do.
>>his job isn't in STEM
I don't have a job.
>>he doesn't study philosophy or history
I do.
>>he doesn't work out or looksmax
I don't really like working out.
>>he gets up after 7am
Why would i wake up earlier? I'm not a wagie.
>he isn't strictly heterosexual
I am.

>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
second part only

>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
does photography and writing count?

>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
people still do this?

>he can't play an instrument
i can play two

>he only speaks one language
no es verdad

>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
love me some classic movies

>his job isn't in STEM
yes but the money will be good anyway

>he doesn't study philosophy or history
grandpa studies philosophy so it rubs off on me

>he doesn't work out or looksmax
no time man

>he gets up after 7am
7 on days i have class, 9 otherwise

>he isn't strictly heterosexual
kinsey 0

heh

Amsterdam is literally a 1 hour car journey and 50 minute flight from where I live and they all speak English there. If I wanted to see a prostitute I could just do that now.

Yeah but really I could just jumble the words I know together in a random order, they won't know I'm bluffing unless they speak the language. Still I never started learning it to acquire women so I'd never do that.

>If I wanted to see a prostitute I could just do that now.
Cope

How is that a cope? It's just a fact.

Thread is about desirability to women. You can pay for pussy all you want but you'd rope once you realize no women will ever climax to the thought of you, get turned on by you, or care about you.

You know, its cool you only wrote thigns that can be changed, not the typical

>he isnt over 6'0
>he is ugly
Mad respects dude

>>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
every normie binges netflix
>>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
same for most normies
>>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
most normies don't read
>>he can't play an instrument
like most normies
>>he only speaks one language
that's a good point, go learn another language amerilards
>>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
most normies don't
>>his job isn't in STEM
slave to big corporations regardless
>>he doesn't study philosophy or history
most normies do not study
>>he doesn't work out or looksmax
most normies male normies don't
>>he gets up after 7am
that's random
>>he isn't strictly heterosexual
being lgbtqcsdfca+ is mainstream now

What else, you're subhuman if your dick is less than 8 inches? Stop with these stupid, made up standards, faggots.

Best post in this thread to be quite honest, my friend

I get the point of the thread. I just don't see how my stating that I COULD see a prostitute has anything to do with that realisation. If it was I would have said something like "I could spend money on dates etc but why would I when I could see a prostitute?"

Do you think that normies have those standards? God no lol. The fact that we don't like lame """unique and quircky""" losers doesn't mean that we want a turbo normie.

>he thinks his subjective feelings matter

>holding yourself only to the standards of normies
this is why you fail

no girl even knows what Sanskrit is lmao

>He thinks that he's better than normies just because he browses internet shitholes.

I can feel you seething

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>using a /b*z/ meme
wew lad

Studied Latin and Japanese, nobody gives a shit if you know a dead language, it's not about 'smart points' it's only relevant if the subject leads to interesting convos.
If you unironically compared yourself against OP like it's a checklist you don't get how dating works. It's about being interesting enough to click with people not collecting enough 'gentleman points'

Only good serious take in this thread. All you faggots lied about not playing video games but still believe there is some magic quota you meet to get access to pussy. Women are interested in their partners to be human, and since you guys have such a poor grasp on functioning humanity, you will never be even socially desirable.

>It's about being interesting enough to click with people
aka consuming the same pop media as them
I don't know how you picture real life, but that PUA-tier shit is senseless: go outside and you see that young people only talk about hollywood movies, videogames and tv series.

No one actually does more than half of these things without coming across as a tryhard Frankenstein's monster of pretension.

>mfw he thinks the reason he can't talk to women is because he is too intellectual for them.

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>go outside and you see that young people only talk about hollywood movies, videogames and tv series.
which is why they are unbearable. I fucking hate trying to converse with these shallow zoomers, don't know what the alternative is though

Excuse me sir, but I think there's been a misunderstanding

>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
Not netflix, but yeah.

>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
I write shitty short stories for my own amusement, if that counts as art.

>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
I read non-childish sci-fi and fantasy novels. Mostly zombie/end of the world stuff, I just enjoy them.
Other than that I only read DIY books.

>he can't play an instrument
No, I can't.

>he only speaks one language
Here I am, proving you wrong by writing.

>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
Classic music is fine.
Classic literature...depends on what you mean by that.
Classic cinema? What's that? All cinema is modern. But I don't really like anything before the 60s, if that's what you mean

>his job isn't in STEM
It isn't.

>he doesn't study philosophy or history
I don't. Vague interest on it, but that's it. Philosophy in high school fucked it up, where all you need to do is agree with the interpretation that they say is the right one.

>he doesn't work out or looksmax
Too lazy for such thing, just work out a bit to keep myself from being obese.

>he gets up after 7am
That's when I go to bed.

>he isn't strictly heterosexual
Yes I am

>go outside and you see that young people only talk about hollywood movies, videogames and tv series.

That's why you should go and do impromptu speeches about society, the path society is taking and the dangers of too many niggers.
Everyone will know you as the crazy guy who takes it all too seriously.

>netflix
I don't pay for digital distribution

>don't know what the alternative is though
That's the tragedy, either go with the crowd or spend the rest of your life alone.

What sort of topics would you like to talk about with people in real life?

Hey now! ... I know 2 languages.

The philosophical implications of quantum physics, the socio-political interpretations of Bach's symphonies, a metaphysical conversation on the matter of fourth dimensional existence away from the constraints of the petty "three-dimensioners". Essentially, something befitting of a more grand mind such as my own. I don't look down upon the lamestream media obsessed masses, rather I just lament my detachment from fellow minds of my own calibre, and thus you see my quandry, good sir

Proud of you, my dear

All this talk but I bet he can't even suck his own dick

HeIla based

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You can have similar conversations with people. Some normies are fascinated by things like that, even if they don't understand them.
I'd say the bigger problem you have with talking to people is that everyone probably thinks you're a prick.

Small talk with strangers is usually about popular media, local sports, etc. because they're uncontroversial topics anyone's likely to know about.
When I say 'being interesting enough' i don't mean PUA shit. I mean having enough life experiences/self awareness to have a unique take on the world and the conversational skills to get past the small talk phase with somebody and find out her values and personality traits and stuff.
Super average people get relationships, weird art people get relationships, so it's not about being a gigachad it's about figuring out how to make a connection with a woman who is Like You in some way that is not immediately obvious. It's a skill that improves with practice.

Pretty much irrelevant, point being that people in general obviously only talk about that which interests them -- popular culture, by definition.

dood lmao

I believe it was bait, lads

Based

Bug-Tier reference I know, but can't help but remember the opening scene of the social network.
>"you're going to go through life
thinking that girls don't like you
because you're a tech geek. And I want
you to know, from the bottom of my heart,
that that won't be true. It'll be because
you're an asshole.

i barely play video games
i create art
i know a tiny bit of the panio
i barely know itlain
meh
i do work out i go to the gym
whats the point in that
no, fag

no1 cares what a deal breaker for you is fat greasy neckbeard slob.

Yeah, figured after I saw Too late to go back now. Successfully baited, caught and currently on the grill.

>>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
I don't, but watching YT video for ours at a time is much worst
>>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
I-I sometime do some scribble in the mac equivalent of MS paint
>>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
I've been reading a lot a pop science books lately
>>he can't play an instrument
Guilty
>>he only speaks one language
I'm a Quebecois native and my english is decent enough
>>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
Yeah
>>his job isn't in STEM
NEET
>>he doesn't study philosophy or history
NEET
>>he doesn't work out or looksmax
Yeah
>>he gets up after 7am
Yeah
>>he isn't strictly heterosexual
yes I'm a depraved degenerate

>he doesn't have dreads
Why live at this point

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god, americans really need to know what is their place, you can't call other people "Fat greasy" if you live in burgerland.

>he posts pepe and/or wojak

>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
That's a very vague statement, user. Care to define your definition of art?

>3rd worlder believes only americans can be fat.

EU education.

>he plays videogames and binges netflix series
yes to the first, don't really binge watch anything because my ADD is too great
>he only consumes art, doesn't create it
i have created art before but it's something i need to get on because i'm an intrinsically creative person and feel like if i have any purpose, it is to create
>he doesn't read, other than childish sci-fi and fantasy novels
nothing wrong with either, especially the former, but i do still read more and i've been reading more non-fiction lately as a matter of fact
>he can't play an instrument
true but i did try picking up the guitar awhile ago and need to get back on that
>he only speaks one language
sadly true but i've been learning some spanish and i know the tiniest bit of french
>he doesn't appreciate classic music, literature and cinema
actually true
>his job isn't in STEM
it will be in a few years after i graduate
>he doesn't study philosophy or history
the former no, the latter, yes. i did want to get started on philosophy though
>he doesn't work out or looksmax
i don't but i will after i buy a car
>he gets up after 7am
my job necessitates that i get up at 6
>he isn't strictly heterosexual
i'm bi but much prefer women. i'm pretty wary about admitting this because women are mostly weird about bi guys anyway. people in general are weird about bi men