Al/ck/

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Sorry about this
Yeah you are allow now

>2018
>Doesn't drink alcohol

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can drink in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to drink a bottle every day, fucking peat-gavel

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>in Chicago visiting drinking buddy
>were drinking downtown and smoking outside this bar
>suddenly hear yelling then 5-8 gunshots
>realize I'm still alive
>fuck
>drink more

>be american
>get sh-
wait what?

vocaroo.com/i/s1n9zkRMcH9r

>2018
>ei polta röökiä

Oletko koulukiusattu, kehitysvammainen vai molemmat?

>m-mutku siihen kuolee

Niin? Oliko elämä kilpailu kuka elää pisimpään?

>siihe jää koukkuu!!!

Ei jää, jos ei ole alaikäinen ja osaa polttaa kohtuudella.

>s.. SIIHEN MENEE RAHAA!!!

Kuka pakottaa ostamaan askin päivässä, vitun turvenuija

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the fuck is going on? couldn't find you on /ck/, nor in Jow Forums, nor in /qa/, Jow Forums, is this now our home board?

nope

welcome home friend, you've found the slutania general

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Go to r9k plz

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Why are you people so depressed? I drink quite a lot and often post threads about it here, but I don't feel sad at all. Its always fun to down several pints and chat with Jow Forums about all sorts of things.

I've been drinking water for as long as I can remember. It's horrible, never do it. Last time I drank water I acted super irresponsible and fucked a girls titties . It was epic lol

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You are probably 13-14 but you seriously sound 12 with this post.
It's not about the depression at first user, it never is. It's great fun, that's why we do it. Then we do it most evenings. Then we do it every evening. Then we do it from the moment we wake up till the moment we pass out.
Call it mental weakness (it pretty much is) but for many many millions of people, you are in for a bottle you are in for a thousand.
It's not fair on family to endure this kind of a selfish lifestyle, so for many of us we have no option but to abstain completely.
Everyone has a different story, but for me I often just drink to forget the past and to forget my responsibilities in life. Drink, get plastered, sleep, rinse, repeat. Usually 3x daily for me.
16 days sober today.
The longest stretch I've done in several years.
Just please try and understand that some anons don't have an off switch when it comes to alcohol.

why does everyone hate us

We are pretty hopeless, getting addicted to this poison. Better things to do in life but we choose stupid. But here we are. Trying to make a go of things at least.

Who would drink alcohol when you can drink Big Shock™ - the first non-carbonated energy drink

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Jesus christ before you go shit up other people's boards and decide to be an obnoxious condescending cunt about it how about at least you question yourself BEFORE you start questioning other people

Here, I did you a favor
Get some fucking self awareness

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Big shit

>Big shit
You must be a Semtex fangay

Sorry user. I usually ignore shitpost ears like that.
Just woke up.
Sorry to offend you.

this isn't much like the average al/ck/ thread.
whether we like it or not, there's only one way out of this. we leave gayshiteatingchildchan forever. irc i suppose until we decide whether to get our own virtual server and imageboard script, or move to reddit.

You can make up for it by fucking off forever

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>Anonymous (ID: RDHyJZG+) 05/28/18(Mon)15:58:27 No.5297719▶
>this isn't much like the average al/ck/ thread.
>whether we like it or not, there's only one way out of this. we leave gayshiteatingchildchan forever. irc i suppose until we decide whether to get our own virtual server and imageboard script, or move to reddit.
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> Anonymous (ID: OCnhTrlj) 05/28/18(Mon)15:59:11 No.5297727▶
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>You can make up for it by fucking off forever

ok im here to stay

thats for good

It's fine. I don't give a shit if you wanna hang out here but there's gonna be more random people coming in. And plenty more of us are fuckups but not all of us are interested in constantly talking about how fucked up we are. So if you're that deep into the circlejerk that you can't even handle a random joke for what it is you've definitely chosen the wrong board bro

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I'm gonna crack a cold one with the boys right about now.
Not drinking on memorial day would be a pretty gay thing to do.

Body is still recovering from my last binge. Mainly dealing with the fatigue

My comment rustled your jimmies, so let's call it 1-1.
I have thicker skin than most so let's enjoy some good bantz together.

Jesus I wish that was all I needed to worry about after a binge.
Shouldn't last long user. Get some electrolytes into you.

oof no let's not
clinging so pathetically hard to the b-b-b-but I got you right bullshit shows how new you are
I'll just leave you, your ego and selfpity to work things out together

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Most definitely for the best y are right.
All the best friend.

>this stupid general post

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this shrek meme is bad

You don't get to complain about bad content when you participate in such a shitty general.

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one time me an my brother get drunk + suck each others dicks
thats why im an alcoholic lol
nb

your crippling inability to literally NOT DO SOMETHING is bad

this is my first fucking post i don't want to talk to other drunks

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cute

I don't care

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SHREKPOSTING NIGGER STAHP

Hehe someone is pretty damn butt hurt with their forced meme.

He's keeping the thread bumped for us at least, like he always does.

LOL me neither maybe we could just do drunk cybering tho lol
wanna use your mouth at my dikck?

Well binged on thursday. Takes about a week to recover now. Drinking is less and less appealing as a result, unless I booze everyday then I dont have this problem. I take it as a good sign honestly.

Imagine sitting home alone drunk while talking with other drunks about how pathetic your life is. Do the right thing in life for once and jump in front of a train or something.

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>wanna use your mouth at my dikck?
wouldn't be wise to test my gag reflex at the moment

dumb drunkies

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This one is going in the filtered compilation.

Yeah good for you user. If I binge I just keep going to avoid the withdrawals for weeks and even months at times.

I want to fuck HARD the slutabia

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You people are literally the most pathetic beings on Jow Forums. I have seen my share of shit on both r9k and /b/ but this beats it. It's so sad that it's laughable. I bet your parents wished they had aborted you all.

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fagmark

gaya

cool image

denlarp

I do kinda find his level of absolute autism strangely enjoyable in a weird kind of pity/lol kinda way.

Sad to think that some of these guys are married and have kids. Their wives thought they married a man and ended up with a miserable being who can do nothing but feel bad for himself. Their kids are probably too embarrassed to invite friends over because they know their father is sitting, drunk out of his mind on his computer while larping with some other anonymous losers on some shitty image board. It’s sad. This whole thing is just sad to look at. Suicide would be a better option for most of you guys.

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everyone does desu hes guaranteed replies

Wonder how embarrassed Denmark feels to have someone like that living in a basement somewhere in their otherwise very nice country.

In his mind he's probably right. No sense arguing with a looney. Send him some love, he needs it...*chuckles*

I just got off a 16 month daily drinking binge of whiskey.
Weaning off hurt quite a bit. I'm currently 62 hours sober.
I feel fine. No additional withdraws. Just some booze cravings.

I'd still like to drink casually. It tastes good and helps me relax a bit.

As I believe I'm predisposed for alcoholism--the aforementioned binge leads me to that conclusion--would it just be a safer bet to give it up for good? I'd like to think I'm strong enough and have enough will power not to go overboard like I did again.

blah blah blah no one cares fuck off

Do you need a hug?

i need u to hug my dick with ur mouth
ill give u somethin to drink thats healtheir than alcohol

>promiscuous maplespunk
>healthier than alcohol

Congratulations on staying sober. Everybody has their own demons and weaknesses. It takes a lot of courage to confront the worst parts of yourself. Godspeed friend!

Retarded fucks. Leave

go to sleep

wew I remember when I was 12 too

Aint you the silver tongued rascal. Making me all moist down there...oh wait, that's just the diarrhea

12 posts by this ID

OBSESSED

get a job, fagmark

>XD I CAN'T SHIT SOLID BECAUSE I CONSUME NOTHING BUT ALCOHOL
your asshole is BTFO
how will it ever recover

Allow me

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>16 monthlong daily binge

Id give it up for good.

My hero

Let's see if you still say that after I'm going in dry

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>I'mreddy.jpg

this board is a goddamn shithole

Name a good board
>inb4 biz

Jow Forums is my homeboard

Jow Forums
At least when there's riots or explosions happening

then go somewhere else, shoo shoo nobody gives a shit.

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Yeah, I'd probably say try your best to stay sober. If you can't keep it to the occasional social drink before you know it you will be coming out of another 16month binge. Good luck!
Thanks a lot user. 2:30PM and thankfully no strong desire today *yet.
I'm just taking it hour by hour, day by day atm.
So far so good.
I've been to a few AA meetings for the first time in my life the last three days.
It's mostly the fact that I'm making the effort to actually go that is helping me the most but yeah you do hear some stories there.
The meeting today was for everybody but only those 20+ years sober were asked to contribute.
Jesus some of the stories they had, lol.

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Got myself down to four beers tonight and hoping for none tomorrow.

Went and got a 24 pk for coworker, fought the craving. Succeed.

Then at about 9pm coke man hit me up, said he's got grams of rock for 70, tonight only. Caved in after seeing coworker drinking.

Just finished the last hit at about 330am. Now I'm laying in bed waiting for the effects to go away so I can sleep. 430 now.

Fuck. That damn dude always gets me when I'm not actively thinking about it. Now I'm trying to delete his number since I'm off work tomorrow. I don't want more.

But right now I do. Anyone ever kicked crack to the curb? Usually only do it about twice a month, if that. I just don't want it to turn to something harder.

That's impressive you can keep a crack habit to only a couple times a month. I'd kick that shit before you wind up sucking dicks like Canada though. Really no good can come of crack unless you're Aaron Sorkin.

>Usually only do it about twice a month, if that.
that aint anything to worry about so long as you can keep at that.

smoke more

After a while, drinking stops being fun. It's just about not feeling withdrawals.
It doesn't warn of course, there's no "I'll stop before it's too late" (it already is, most alkies are in denial). Once it stops being fun and you want to stop, it's a fucking pain to do so because you're addicted to one of the "hardest" drug there is.

What's the link to the chat? I hadn't lurked /alc/ for a while.

Maybe include this or a variation in the OP ?
>This isn't the alcohol thread, this is the alcoholism thread.
>Just filter /alc/ and al/ck/ if you don't want to see this thread.

You're saying that to people who enema booze with turkey blaster because they are puking blood from withdrawals.
We know.

>al/ck/ threads get nuked on every single board except Jow Forums, after being a thing on /ck/ for years
>hurr durr go somewhere else, no one is forcing you to come here
You're not a very bright person are you?