hopefully no interruptions this time edition.
i'm going to be opening up with a new bio before posting more. Instead of posting the existing ones first you are going to have to ask for which ones you want to see because its annoying having to post them all first.
just enjoy the bios.
BOARD LEGEND
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featuring 4 brief board legend descriptions
a personal favorite of mine. Going to be working on a new one right now.
Shitposter is finally out.
posting a few existing ones next. Which new one would you like to see?
TRANNY
is gay as fuck
Schizo-poster, I would like to play but I don't have the dlc, I'm thinking about getting it but there is no description
Gondolian shitposting proto-robot finn
Baked some potatoes today
If you cut them like fries but bake them can you still call them fries?
Schizo-poster
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this class was requested multiple times in every thread.
Wizard please next please
Origigi
WIZARD
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an existing one.
feedback from class players is always appreciated.
if i all the sudden stop posting it i because of my family, bros. So sorry about that.
ROBOT
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REEEs in despair.
Aussies here for the gibs.
collectors hurry
Gondolian lurker next
Terry has some god-tier skins in the game.
GONDOLIAN LURKER
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watches the battle
REDDIT TOURIST
this may be the last one for today.
The camera the "Reddit Tourist" is holding is a Canon Canonet 28, a wildley popular workhorse from the late 60's that can regularly be purchased online for as little as 10 american dollars. Thank you for your time.
Normie paserby please
what about the jewish PSYOP agent
why isnt the blackpill doomer sadboy listed as a playable character
i see those "why should i live" threads all the fucking time but nobody points out the fact that they exist
Not sure if I qualify, never diagnosed but I score sky high on the online memetests.
the "estrogen lagoon"
laughed so hard i almost cracked a rib
i feel like the Marginally depressed Doomer should be one, i see them all the time here. they're probably /b/ros but still
Hes a shadow character. Theres a 1 in 100 chance of unlocking him in between battles and even then you have to beat him first.
JEWISH PSYOP AGENT
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Unlocked by beating story mode.
W-WHAT THE?
it can't be?!
SHADOW CHARACTER REVEAL
DOOMER
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GRAB HIM FOOKING NOW BOYS HE WON'T APPEAR IN THE NEXT THREAD
Leaks confirm the 3 great oomers as shadow characters. Zoomer and boomer are to be revealed when I feel like it
normie passerby next
NORMIE PASSERBY
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Keep this thread going I'm loving the descriptions. Bumppee
binland:DDD
finish meme expert
OLDFAG
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How do you unlock the DOOMER?
This is a good tred OP. Contribootin.
Could it be said that the oldfag is the best support class to match with the wizard?
>this character has a 41% chance of self destruction
Contributing to the character roster with the addition of the Honkler
We got a fresh one here boys
Same way you unlock a character in smash
it was such a good meme until poltards destroy it
Dont worry its not cannon
Pretensious druggie is cannon though.
OP here.
4 new characters will be added to the roster next update
Only OP declares cannon quality
The new characters will be:
Doomer
Boomer
newfag/Zoomer
Drawfag
I know some of you don't like the 'oomer trinity But they are actual kinds of posters on Jow Forums and Jow Forums so they are in.
anons bio is also cannon now.
honkler is more of a philosophy and character. Not in.
hold on changed my mind
there will be DOOMER and newfag/zoomer but NO boomer since thats basically oldfag.
if a boomer is defined by being over 30 and longing for the past then wizard and oldfag already have that covered.
also will be doing a tierlist soon which will conclude this project.
but you can be over 30 and not a virgin or oldfag
so boomers in after all i guess.
Excellent threads. God speed brother.