It's regular r9k except we all post like we're in the Wild West. Welcome to Cowbots 9000.
Notable last post: >Its nigger hanging time, fellers. >>tfw younger brother is a rich oilman with a young wife and a beautiful son living in a 1000 acre ranch >im still just a fucking cowhand after 10+ drives, fml pardners >Oh yeah 18 user cowboys at Jow Forums >>that fucking stupid outlaw broke out of prison for the sixth time and no ones put a hole in his head
>tfw no rancher gf I hope you will all drink with me friends
Gavin Cooper
ya'll hear about that one black feller that's trapped in a small town? Shame ain't it?
Carson Peterson
If'n I post in this here thread without engagin in some manner of cowboy malarkey, do you reckon you'd still be gullible enough to read it in a cowboy voice?
Dylan Edwards
Round these part we call em negros, ya understand?
Adrian Lee
Fuck those darn negros, shopkeepers and queers
Nolan Barnes
It's a wild web out there user and we're all cowbots on this digital prairie. I reckon, shoot why not. Also heading out on the trail later >tf going to get scalped
Well, I used to run the feels bar up north with the radio and all, after a bunch of meddling in the ranch I had to quit, soon I'll be done with the ranch and I'm liking the style of this town
Wyatt Parker
Hey pardners, a heffer got outta the pen last night, yall mind takin a gander around when yall have free time? Johnny said he thought he saw a heffer yonder east by the river, so if you see one in that direction too, kindly let me know.
Parker Torres
What 'n tarnation pard'ner? Whoa there.
Liam Jones
You talkin' about ol' Stacy Rose and user? I'm mighty big fan of yer work back in 17' user, shoot do as you please. always welcome.
I've gotten up to 14 now, though I picked half up from my bud who caught one of them arrows to his spleen. He had good boots, too, but it was a shame he went under.
Wyatt Ortiz
ME AND A FEW OF THE ROBOT BOYS NEEDED SOME SEXUAL RELEASE IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. WE'LL BRING YOUR HEFFER BACK NIGH UNTOUCHED APART FROM THE COOTER
Brayden Evans
No rules here out west, some fellers want to hang blackies and umm... "Ram Ranch". I can't much stop em. boy ain't right
Well I'll be damned what's the difference ain't this here "Jow Forums" already the lawless west?
Josiah Fisher
>finding a pretty lass in these parts Boy that's downright laughable
Zachary Parker
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK MY ALMONDS ARE ACTIVATING
Jackson Ross
Reckon so, we just cowbots round here tho. nothing fancy This took cowbots a little too far
Nathan Hernandez
I thought I'd never see a shitpost as fine as this here in the whole entire wild west. My hat is off to ye' feller.
Levi Phillips
>52955090 WELL SHUCKS PARDNER, I'VE BEEN CALLED THE ANNIE OAKLEY OF SHITPOSTS BUT THAT JUST TICKLES ME PINK
Asher Long
Well I gotta head out fer thee ol' nightwatch fellers. Can't bump the thread no more so if it dies it dies. Say howdy to those good hearted Italians for me.
Sebastian Wood
Howdy friends. A feller told me about Brokeback mountain and said I could get "lots of head for free there ". Me being a rancher, I figured that I better go see how many head of cost-free cattle I could procure before the rustlers wrangled 'em all up.
It is my deepest regret to inform you that there are and never were no head of cattle to be obtained on that there mountain, and I hope to never ride that way again
Joseph Williams
Howday y'all imma be truckin roun'd theyse parts scroungin votes fer are nyew candidate sheriff , mr steffanson, would ye care to giv an honest man the opportunity to whip em bandits good an proper
Hudson Barnes
I say a bump is in order pardners
Chase Walker
Just have faith in me son. Soon we're going to Tahiti. They got mangoes there Arthur, mangoes! we just need some muneh and then it's MANGOES and TAHITI
