/namelets general/
I'LL START
>tfw ernesto
/namelets general/
Isaiah Russell
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Zachary Reyes
Jacob
I don't like it.
Luis Richardson
melvin
quite the original post
Kevin Parker
Jesus, man, I am genuinely sorry.
Ian Hall
ALEXCHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
WE TAKING OVER THIS THREAD
Gavin Campbell
>pubert
End me
Colton Lewis
I refuse to believe any parent would name their child pubert.
Nolan Jones
Holy fuck, like the baby from Addams Family Values? Your parents must hate you.
Elijah Murphy
Stephan but it's pronounced Stephen.
Benjamin Howard
Jeff
people always made Jokes about my name because 21 Jump street("My name is Jeff"). One or two years ago an sexdate/adultery website advertised their service with a joke that had my name involved. My name is still made fun of.
Ryan Clark
melvin melvin brother of the joker
Brody Martinez
Chase
Eddie
Kyle
Levi Robinson
>last name is Cox, already pretty shit but I can live with it
>STUPID FUCKING BITCH DEMON PARENTS NAMED ME SEYMOUR
>SEYMOUR COX
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joseph Garcia
eddie is a fine name, makes me think of 70s sleazecore chads
Jordan Nelson
That's fucking hilarious if true.
Isaiah Bailey
Not my first name, but my family name roughly translates to fried chicken.
But after elementary school people just keept on repeating the same jokes, so I am fine now
Charles Walker
>ronnie
Why WHY!!?
I'm a pajeet for fucks sake
Nathan Bailey
Like, actually Ronnie? I am named Aaron and close friends sometimes called me that, but if it was my actual name I would probaly kms
Isaac Reed
>Eric
Its boring
Aiden Rivera
Yes, actually named Ronnie. Fucking Ronnie. That ain't even the worst part. My brother couldnt pronounce Ronnie as a kid so he called me Bonnie instead.
So while my name is officially Ronnie everyone who knows me calls me Bonnie.
Ryan Campbell
English name is Harry
Hairy Dick
Hairy Cock
hehe
Gabriel Cruz
Matthew
5493627
Hudson Gutierrez
Demetrios. Oh how I hate it so.
Connor Cook
>Nathaniel
I shorten it but jesus christ
Jaxson Ross
My dad had the idea of calling me Gilbert. He doesn't even understand why I don't like the name he's given me.
Adam Miller
Tommy
help please
John Cruz
Really? I thought Nathaniel sounded cool.
Landon Cox
You poor fuck
Luis Hall
short for Tomjamin right
James Peterson
kale
i can't even fucking shorten it, i'm literally a vegetable
Samuel Lopez
my name hasn't been mentioned in any of these threads that i've seen. based?
Robert Rivera
>Daffy
I NEVER EVEN HAD A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colton Davis
>kale
>not wanting to be the female version of broly
Luke Walker
Alright, first Pubert and now Daffy. Some of you fuckers must be lying.
Aiden Morris
HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA
I'm impressed you haven't an heroed yet brother
Landon Gomez
heres the kicker: im a fucking dude
Xavier Clark
>Tommy
At least Tommy is kinda cool
Liam White
Ahahahah sup Kale
Camden Roberts
and you see this as a problem, why?
Grayson Cooper
This just proves that you shouldn't name your child a name that ends in "-bert"
Angel Collins
>Malakai
>Nig name
>But I'm white
Ayden Parker
It's just the spelling, Malechi is from Scripture.
Adrian Green
>tfw named robin
Matthew Jenkins
Are you American? Robin is a fairly normal man's name where I live
Colton Russell
my dad wanted to name me Robin, thank god my mom insisted on Luke. That game sucks fucking ass. Not only is it unisex and sound innately feminine, but it also implies you're always a sidekick or 2nd best due to "Batman and Robin" euphemism. Keep your head up user. Consider legal name chance
Alexander Brown
tfw Maria Fernanda
Kayden Kelly
I dunno I don't hate it but I just feel like it doesnt fit me if that makes sense
Daniel Cooper
Jack
Not short for John or Jackson
Just Jack
I tell whoever I meet that my name is Stan
Samuel Lewis
Neil
why.
Noah Torres
what the fuck?
Nothing wrong with Robin. All Robins I know are super chill guys
Ian Moore
My name's fine but my son will be named Winfield, think that's probably pretty bad
Carter Peterson
Maybe Chad of the 1960s? Are your parents boomers?
Thomas Reyes
not even a bad name. show some respect for the puberts of the world
Parker Martin
Kevin.
Only white Kevin I've ever know, weird since it seems like a pale-as-shit kind of name.
Joseph Collins
Are you a qt latina?
Adrian Ross
>pubert
Fucking lmao
Nolan Rodriguez
Anonymous because you glow in the dark niggers are getting nothing from me.
Daniel Cruz
>"J"
Just the letter
Ethan Carter
Ariel.
Did you know girls are supposed to spell it Arielle? Fat lot of good that does me.
Angel Powell
Are you from Wisconsin
Had a Kale in one of my classes in HS pretty quiet guy but always remembered him being chill
Camden Adams
>a guy named after a literal vegetable being chill
Gee, who would've thought?
Blake Wood
Were they too fucking lazy to put a "b" at the end of it?
Charles Reyes
>tfw adrian
Kevin Russell
post a crop of your driver's license
Leo Carter
>Devin
It's such a passive name and it's always associated with weirdos or faggots.
Jose Brown
Ivan
not a slav tho
Christopher Myers
lmao thats a sikh name
Carson Morales
>Crouton
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
Tyler Parker
martin
why not just name me john or something, fuck
Jeremiah Hughes
Siim, some girls say it's cute, but I don't like it, was it that hard to just call me Simon at this point?
Jaxson Long
it's siim time
Asher Flores
Eryk here, brothers unite
Ian Gray
>Monet
Checking in
Juan Ward
It's even worse if you know russian.
Lincoln Phillips
Don't be such a Siimp.
Eli Young
sorry man
Cute
Cute but only if you're attractive
LOL
Nice
This is so cute
Did you get alot of salad jokes?
"Maybe you and i could toss the salad? (;"
Robert Parker
You... Mother... Fucker... STOP MAKING MORE MOCKS OF MY NAME.
Joseph Allen
>slim
You have a future in organized crime, son
Henry Morris
E B White is asking, do explain
Carter Sanchez
I share mine with the PM of Israel
Brayden Wood
It's Siim, not Slim. You tried.
Gabriel Allen
Nathan is based
Hudson Morris
It's not just one person. I got 9000 though, can you explain what it means in russian?
Jonathan Martin
>E B White
I used to get mocked a lot in childhood with SIM card or "Siim, Siim, open up.", have no fucking idea what's the deal with the second one, but it was repeated so many times and it was fucking annoying, in russian it sounds differently. There's other mocking that I don't want to remind and some that I don't remember, because fuck my childhood.
Elijah Rodriguez
>Danil
What were they thinking?
Cooper Torres
it's really complicated to explain, just many ways to fuck with my name on russian language. Plus, this name is fucking linked to specific nationality, which I'm not even though I live there, so many people think I'm 100% that nationality and speak their language well, while I'm not, because I'm a retard.
Parker Reed
if it's any consolation, i made the post about being named martin
Nathaniel Torres
Rhys. i wouldnt mind it but so many people have never seen the name before and pronounce it "rice".
Grayson Cox
>last name is McGhee
>literally a fucking meme
Jordan Edwards
I've unexplainable disgust towards this name, it just doesn't feel right it feels out of place.
Ian Wright
Sorry about this my dude
Christian Miller
WHERE'S THAT GUY FROM 2 DAYS AGO
PLONER
ARE YOU HERE P L O N E R COME HERE SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR NAME HARDER
PLONER
L
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Hunter Jones
It is what it is, man. That's why we're here
Ian Carter
My name is Bradley. Im rather fond of my name
Cameron Reed
Christian
Its sucks man
im not even religious
Owen Bailey
I knew a kid in high school named Harry Johnson
Camden Parker
>PLONER
You can't be serious.
Joshua Howard
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING JOKING?
LUCKY FOR YOU I SCREECAPPED IT AND SENT IT TO A FRIEND BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Caleb Lopez
first thing what came in mind is: "My name's Bradley and this is Jackass"
Charles Cruz
ALEKS SCANDI CHAD CHECKING IN FUCK NAMELETS
BARTHOLOMEWS BTFO